20-min Number Close

[Grape]

This was from a while backk.. I logged onto another PUA (Back then an AFC)'s AIM and helped him get a date. Soo... I had no idea who this chick was.
Enjoy.
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Grape (10:27:43 PM): heyy dude
Grape (10:28:07 PM): i need your help
HB (10:29:38 PM): with what
Grape (10:29:53 PM): thanks for saying hi,, appreciate it
HB (10:29:59 PM): hi
Grape (10:31:11 PM): well i was walking up town today and i felt this weird grab on my butt
Grape (10:31:23 PM): i've had girls grab me before but this one was.. different
Grape (10:31:40 PM): kinda solid. so i slowly turned around and nervous
Grape (10:31:52 PM): and this girl's standing behind me
Grape (10:32:03 PM): grabbing my butt
Grape (10:32:25 PM): i was soo scared, don't get me wrong this girl was hot was something just didnt seem right
Grape (10:32:37 PM): i mean, are girls always this perverted?
Grape (10:32:47 PM): they think a guy's hot and and they just grab his butt?
Grape (10:32:53 PM): we have feelings too ya know
HB (10:33:30 PM): ahah thats weird, did you know her ?
Grape (10:33:38 PM): no!! it was creepy!
Grape (10:33:47 PM): guys would NEVER do this to girls, never.
HB (10:34:25 PM): guys dont grab girls butts ?
Grape (10:34:33 PM): hmm, not that i know of, hbu?
HB (10:34:45 PM): wow its way differnt in my school
Grape (10:35:19 PM): oh wow.. wait, you goto a porn school right?
Grape (10:35:24 PM):
HB (10:35:29 PM): noo lol
Grape (10:35:44 PM): i coulda sworn i saw you in that one video..
Grape (10:36:10 PM): gawd, you're being too sexual. i can't handle it
Grape (10:36:30 PM): hey, do penguins have knees?
HB (10:36:45 PM): omg ahah randomm
Grape (10:36:56 PM): well i was watching happy feet..
Grape (10:37:22 PM): that movie almost made me cry
HB (10:37:32 PM): ahha omg really
Grape (10:37:38 PM): mmhmm, have you seen it?
HB (10:37:44 PM): yupp
Grape (10:38:03 PM): i love it so much
Grape (10:38:16 PM): it just opens you up and gets you all emotional inside
HB (10:38:26 PM): how ?
Grape (10:38:34 PM): well.. you know how!
Grape (10:38:44 PM): you go on an emotional rollercoaster
Grape (10:38:55 PM): it makes you angry, sad, in love, and everything else
HB (10:39:06 PM): ahh ahha lmao i see
Grape (10:39:26 PM): hmm you cant tell me you aren't emotional!!
HB (10:39:58 PM): haha i am
Grape (10:40:09 PM): mmhmm
Grape (10:40:21 PM): but as emotional as you are, i bet you have this very very naughty side to you
Grape (10:40:45 PM): it gets you soo caught up in the moment, you turn into a horny badass
HB (10:41:13 PM): oh yess lol
Grape (10:41:27 PM): oh man,, you're so dangerous
Grape (10:41:33 PM): so am i!!
Grape (10:41:45 PM): ehh, but we're too similar, we would NEVER work out
HB (10:42:01 PM): haha you never no
Grape (10:42:18 PM): hmm..
HB (10:42:55 PM): lol
Grape (10:43:11 PM): i would ask for your number.. but i dont know if you're cool enough
Grape (10:43:34 PM): you're a hottie. let's face it. but seriously, many many hotties are very ugly inside
Grape (10:43:55 PM): i dont like people that are ugly in the inside, it's just low
Grape (10:44:15 PM): so what makes you different from everyone else? why are you special?? i'd love to know.
HB (10:44:30 PM): im not ugly in the inside
Grape (10:44:38 PM): prove it to me.
HB (10:44:44 PM): how
Grape (10:45:01 PM): well, when we hang out.. i'll be paying close attention
Grape (10:45:47 PM): it's only rarely that i find a girl who's truly beautiful in the inside as she is out, you can't hide your innerself.
Grape (10:46:05 PM): but you seem adventurous for me
HB (10:46:30 PM): haha, you sound so like sweet
Grape (10:46:47 PM): i only speak truly, what's there to hide?
HB (10:47:08 PM): i no but like your the only guy that actually cares what a girl is like on the inside
Grape (10:47:27 PM): nono, i'm sure there's more. you just have to keep an open eye
Grape (10:47:30 PM): i g2g though
Grape (10:47:36 PM): what's your number?? i'm curious about you
HB (10:48:05 PM): 698****
Grape (10:48:32 PM): alright, i can't talk today so i'll probably text you soon
Grape (10:48:38 PM): 207 right?
HB (10:48:42 PM): yupp
Grape (10:49:23 PM): alright, bye girl
HB (10:49:45 PM): byee

[Dream]

This is the one you were telling me about right? Yeah, it's good! It's got some good lines in there and some CF. I'm not giving you my facebook password though,lol.

[Grape]

That penguin routine is really risky business.
Some girls look down at a man so sensitive and emotional.
Others see them as powerful, yet vulnerable. <- a BIG attraction switch

[SamethP]

thats good
and yea i agree with the penguin part, pretty risky
but other than that
well done
i enjoyed reading it xD

[victor]

damn you gotta help me out wit dis shit

[zegoni]

Considering you had no idea who that girl is, awesome! I'm actually quite surprised

She didn't seem responsive at all though, t'was all "mhm, yeah, i guess", so good job!

As for the penquin routine, come on guys. It's only risky here 'cause he didn't know the girl, but it was either that or nothing. If you've seen a girl in person you can usually tell if she's the cute or the confident type. As with guys. She didn't give him anything to work with, so he had to crack her open.

[RMO]

that is really my only issue for chat game is gauging reactions to emotional gambits, she could either be slightly playful or really disdainful, and you would never know.

oh and this is an OLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDD as fuck thread, hey highschool PUA's pull those chat logs out on other threads, dont zombify old ones.

[Ari Gold]

# closing is SO easy on Facebook. It's crazy. As long as the girl has ANY interest in you, end with, "I'm gonna go...text me?"

[zegoni]

Agreed, mr. Ari Gold.
If it's a girl I have lots of mutual friends with, I just end the convo with "text me" and she'll say "But I don't have your numer"... My reply: "well, then get it" -close firefox-. If she wants to put any effort in you, she'll text her friend to get your number.

[slyman]

wow, thats an impressive FB game. love the emotional rollercoaster followed by ying-yang stuff..."Grape (10:40:21 PM): but as emotional as you are, i bet you have this very very naughty side to you
Grape (10:40:45 PM): it gets you soo caught up in the moment, you turn into a horny badass" my favorite. legit my man

[victor]

man, you have the magic fingers. i tried doing this today and well.. it didnt go well. i was assumed gay, and i think she tried ignoring me on fb, because like 5 min later she had to go. i didnt even get to finish it!

[timmywimmy]

your right penguin thing is risky i had a chick going dropped the penguin thing and bam convo was over

[twotyme]

In that conv theres no intent and nothing sexual .. You got the number but i could bet the guy hasnt got nothing from her - if you want text buddies or fb chat buddies talk about penguins but its gay

[Contempt]

Nothing sexual? reference:

Grape (10:35:19 PM): oh wow.. wait, you goto a porn school right?
Grape (10:35:24 PM):
HB (10:35:29 PM): noo lol
Grape (10:35:44 PM): i coulda sworn i saw you in that one video..
Grape (10:36:10 PM): gawd, you're being too sexual. i can't handle it

No intent? reference:

Grape (10:43:11 PM): i would ask for your number.. but i dont know if you're cool enough
Grape (10:43:34 PM): you're a hottie. let's face it. but seriously, many many hotties are very ugly inside
Grape (10:43:55 PM): i dont like people that are ugly in the inside, it's just low
Grape (10:44:15 PM): so what makes you different from everyone else? why are you special?? i'd love to know.
HB (10:44:30 PM): im not ugly in the inside
Grape (10:44:38 PM): prove it to me.
HB (10:44:44 PM): how
Grape (10:45:01 PM): well, when we hang out.. i'll be paying close attention

^continuing on to the end of the conversation.

Come on man. I haven't seen you positively reply to almost anything. Face it, Grape knows what hes doing.

-Contempt

[twotyme]

Good point, got bored of reading it my fault