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Post by cork on Oct 3, 2009 1:20:23 GMT -5
A year ago I walked up to this chick, got her number and started texting. I hooked her twin sister up with my best friend, who got head and a 7-month relationship out of the deal. I drifted gracefully apart from my twin, because I didn't know how to keep a girl interested for more than a week. Over the last few months, the same girl (let's call her Jessica) started texting me. At this point, I'd found the community and learned a trick or two. Gentlemen, I've spent the last two weeks seducing Jessica, working her slowly out of her shell, and tonight, when she FINALLY cracked and pinned her heart on her sleeve for me to see, I realized- I hate her xD
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Post by ken on Oct 3, 2009 2:44:15 GMT -5
Your still going to fuck her right?
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Post by cork on Oct 3, 2009 9:50:47 GMT -5
No shit. This is just hilarious to me.
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nino g
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Post by nino g on Oct 3, 2009 10:20:25 GMT -5
It is pretty crazy how once u have a idea of seduction and u can apply it, it feels like
a superpower
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Post by cork on Oct 3, 2009 11:28:45 GMT -5
Fuck. Fuckity fuck. My cock says yes, but my head screams, "Don't do it!" She's a virgin who's never made out with anyone, EVER, and she calls me "babe" in all her text messages. I can do MUCH better. I pulled the plug.
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nino g
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Post by nino g on Oct 3, 2009 15:09:51 GMT -5
leave her better then u found her. .
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darkpwns
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Adapt.
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Post by darkpwns on Oct 3, 2009 16:24:54 GMT -5
Forget her, if she's lame she's lame. Leave her on the curb.
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Post by cork on Oct 3, 2009 17:55:36 GMT -5
It is pretty crazy how once u have a idea of seduction and u can apply it, it feels like a superpower Yes! Yes, it IS rather like that, isn't it? We're like a guild of womanizers, with the power of sex. Time to start a superhero lair... |
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Volt
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Post by Volt on Oct 3, 2009 23:32:04 GMT -5
Forget her, if she's lame she's lame. Leave her on the curb. Nothing more needs to be said. |
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risen
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Post by risen on Oct 4, 2009 16:16:43 GMT -5
I've ran into that problem 3 or 4 times. It's just You spend so much time. It's almost like peeling an apple then you realize it's rotten. You eat the apple anyway but still.
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Post by cork on Oct 4, 2009 17:52:51 GMT -5
Mmmtasty! But this isn't a problem, or it would be on the help thread.
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sparkogre
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Post by sparkogre on Oct 8, 2009 17:37:39 GMT -5
Cork, you just come off REALLY badly in your posts. I'm not trying to insult you as a person, but... dude i don't even know, you just come off REALLY badly. Like this is all just some manipulative game to you.
Power corrupts.
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Post by cork on Oct 9, 2009 8:03:49 GMT -5
Greeat.
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Post by ken on Oct 9, 2009 15:20:57 GMT -5
To quote Jay-Z
You know I thug 'em, fuck 'em, love 'em, leave 'em
Cause I don't fuckin' need 'em
Take 'em out the hood
Keep 'em looking good
But I don't fuckin' feed em
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sparkogre
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Post by sparkogre on Oct 9, 2009 17:52:21 GMT -5
If you are taking your life philosophy from a rap song you need some goddamn help.
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