Reframe the Above Shit Test

[OHM]

Yes, it was nice meeting me.

You're so cocky.

[Grape]

Haha you know you love me. =]

HB: Ohh.. haha... i think my mom's calling me.

[hotdemon]

Yeah u seem too much of a mommy's girl anyway HB:i like you but can't date u because i know u only since the past few weeks ...

[Mandrake]

And I can't date YOU because (insert qualifier here)....it's probably for the best anyway, if we were together we would (insert future projection here, I would probably go with something along the lines of get married, raise rugrats, cheat on her, divorce, move, years later, meet again, fall back in love, then die in a tragic freak bungie jumping accident)

Diff HB: Are you wearing perfume? (This happened to me)....

(I've also had) Someone's wearing WAY too much Axe

[optimus]

Nah, it just rubbed off from the last girl.

OMG, you're such a player!

[amantheman]

I could rehash a bunch of info but this article gives 5 awesome ways of handling "Are you a player"- www.growyourgame.com/articles/attraction/handling-shit-tests-and-dealing-with-girls-who-are-a-pain-in-the-ass/


'How many girls have you kissed?/Do you do this to every girl you meet?'

[MarthXII]

*fingers on lips* shhhhhh, Enjoy the Ride =]

HB : Asking for an opinion? Is this a survey?

[optimus]

Actually it's more of a questionaire - you know, to see if we're compatible. But if you don't hurry up and answer bachelorette #2 is definitely going to win.

You look retarded.

[sixady]

Silence... and don't look at her then continue
or "fuck you bitch" and slap her across the face

"Omg, omg, omg! no." (like fake laughter then the no)

[MarthXII]

May 5, 2009 17:56:30 GMT -5 @sixady said:

Silence... and don't look at her then continue
or "fuck you bitch" and slap her across the face

"Omg, omg, omg! no." (like fake laughter then the no)

No. no and no.
Dude... What the fuck man...

To answer your shit test :

"I didnt know you were a Preacher! =]"

new one:

me- Your nose wiggles haha
Her "yeah? Your dick wiggles when you See me"

( This happend LOL )

[sixady]

what the fuck is that banya i was joking
preacher one doesnt make sense but here to the wiggle penis

"Are you kidding me? this girl is explicit" loud and while laughing to your buddies or her buddies. then touch her so its not like ur making fun of her (touch means on the arm or thigh not pussy)

[Volt]

100 posts on my thread

Six, remember to throw in a ST

BanYa, I think a "you wish" with an orgasmic smile should do the trick.

Here's one that pisses me the fuck off

Girl: Who are you?

you know, with the bitch thing going on. Not the iced-out, pleasant, slutty thing, but the I-hate-where-I'm-at-so-I'll-make-other-people-miserable thing.

[4am]

the one/mr.right, who are you?

HB: dont flatter yourself

[Grape]

actually the who are you thing is my favorite!! even if she says in a stuck up mood, i just put on my silly face and go

"MY NAME IS *INSERT FULL NAME*. NICE TO MEET YOU. *HANDSHAKE* and then "OP! I dont know you sorry!"

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and a response to 4am:
Me: gives a confused look like "okay.. you're kinda creepy" and say "uh huh, you got a booger"

HB: You are soooo immature,.

[4am]

The booger thing is priceless,

HB:your so immature
PUA: What is it about immature guys that turns you on

HB: Do you/ Don't you love me?