Would you rather...

[SenorBubbz]

All over my face cuz then I could wash it off!

Would you rather fuck a guy or fuck a VCR with lots of sharp things inside?

[Grape]

fuck a guy. atleast then my dick wont get messed up.

Would you rather have a hot girl bite your nipples off or fuck a fat chick in the ass right after she took a shit?

[OHM]

Nipples off.

I don't get why everything revolves around gay or butt stuff.

Would you rather go blind, or lose the ability to taste and smell. This is after you could already do both, so you would suffer. If you were born without one or the other, you can't miss what you don't have.

[Keysersoze]

rather loose taste and smell, that way wouldn't get put off when i go down on a girl =) plus I like art so blind would be like hell =(
would you rather suck off mr blobby (google him if you need to) or be gang raped by a group of polar bears...?

[OHM]

Mr. Blobby. Probably tastes like candy.

Would you rather vomit every time you tried to talk, or shit yourself every time you sat down.

[Grape]

LOL. Hard one.... I'd shit.

Would you rather have a fist up your ass or a big can of whoop ass.

[SenorBubbz]

whoop ass
Would you rather have your face eaten off by a chimp or get anally raped evryday of your life?

[Grape]

Anally raped xDD

Would you rather have to blow and cum in your own face daily or have a huge black guy blow you and spit your cum into your asshole?

[Sketch]

probly cum allll over the face...cum in the mouth is unthinkable, i shudder at the thought!

this is isnt a question like the others, but's its sorta similar. so..if you could give yourself a BJ, would you?

[OHM]

Idk it's hard to say, probably not. The penis is one disgusting looking thing of the human body. But then again...

Would you rather die by being eaten alive by fire ants, or fall down a pit so deep that you die of starvation before hitting the bottom?

[Mandrake]

Really wish I hadn't clicked this post. Bad. Mental. Images.

Worse than on that other thread...

[Mandrake]

And I completely agree Senor,
I'd deff take cum on my face.

.....Nobody take this out of context =]

[Grape]

Did I hear something about Steve Martin?

Would you rather spend $5 or make friends with a Jew? HAHA jokes.

Would you rather eat raw meat or drink spoiled milk.

p.s. I <3 you Dante

[amantheman]

Raw meat fo sho (i tried a live trout once to be like bear grills haha)

if jack helped you off a horse, would you help jack off a horse?

[OHM]

Yes I would help Jack get down off of a horse. Nothing really big to that. As long as the horse isn't wearing spiked armor or anything.

Would you rather lose your fingernails and all of the hair on your body, or lose the groves on your fingers so you can't pick anything up?