Post by Grape on Aug 23, 2008 9:39:52 GMT -5
So I was hanging out with my friends yesterday at a bday party.
We were all outside skateboarding and saw the girl next door.
Pretty hot. Not HB10, but around Hb8-8.5
And I observed everyone around me (8 other guys) and saw that they were all staring at her chest. (sigh..)
Of course they wanted to approach her and she knew. However, she was dying to be approached. It was 92 degree weather and she was just walking up and down her driveway staring at us.
I didn't approach her first because I just wanted to be the last and amaze everyone else. xD
Anyhoo, the first kid goes up and says "You're really pretty. Can we hang out some time? --- Would you ever date me? --- Would you ever kiss me??" and ALL these insecure lines that creeped her out.
He ended up getting her number (which is NOT hard by the way)
Second guy approaches (This guy is a fucking natural btw) and says pretty much the same things, but more C&F. Get hers number.
Lunch time and we all go in and take a break. I hear the natural calling her up and asking her "Would you ever date me? Would you ever make out with me? --- Why not?!?!!" over and over again.
From that point on, I saw my 'natural' friend as an rAFC.
After he hung up, the first guy calls her up and asks her the same crap, but makes plans to hang out with her the next day. (which is a pretty big IOI from the girl) and hangs up with "I love you." HB8: "I love you too."
Weird huh??
Pretty AFC and yet makes plans to hang out with her.
(This is because HIGH SCHOOL girls are still young and girls that are not HB10s crave sexual relationships desperately.)
I end up calling her using the dude's phone and start with "Hi, who are you? -- And why are you special? -- I know what your name is and that you look pretty, but what's to say you're not a mean person with a bad personality?"
Right away she asks, "Hehe, who is this??!!"
I continue, "Wow you're bossy!!! Alright here's the deal: I can try and convince my friends here to stop being creepy and wanting to 'bang a hot chick' they don't even know or I can just let them be."
HB8: No no!! Please do it!!
Me: Well I'm going to need something back in favor.
HB8: Haha okay, what is it??
Me: It's a surprise. Just make her you're up tonight with your windows open alrighty?
HB8: Okay!
So I ended up getting a kiss close.. But only to shove it in my friends' face who have been calling ME the AFC.
But the message of the story is: LOVE having AFC friends. You can always use them to your advantage!!
Fin.
We were all outside skateboarding and saw the girl next door.
Pretty hot. Not HB10, but around Hb8-8.5
And I observed everyone around me (8 other guys) and saw that they were all staring at her chest. (sigh..)
Of course they wanted to approach her and she knew. However, she was dying to be approached. It was 92 degree weather and she was just walking up and down her driveway staring at us.
I didn't approach her first because I just wanted to be the last and amaze everyone else. xD
Anyhoo, the first kid goes up and says "You're really pretty. Can we hang out some time? --- Would you ever date me? --- Would you ever kiss me??" and ALL these insecure lines that creeped her out.
He ended up getting her number (which is NOT hard by the way)
Second guy approaches (This guy is a fucking natural btw) and says pretty much the same things, but more C&F. Get hers number.
Lunch time and we all go in and take a break. I hear the natural calling her up and asking her "Would you ever date me? Would you ever make out with me? --- Why not?!?!!" over and over again.
From that point on, I saw my 'natural' friend as an rAFC.
After he hung up, the first guy calls her up and asks her the same crap, but makes plans to hang out with her the next day. (which is a pretty big IOI from the girl) and hangs up with "I love you." HB8: "I love you too."
Weird huh??
Pretty AFC and yet makes plans to hang out with her.
(This is because HIGH SCHOOL girls are still young and girls that are not HB10s crave sexual relationships desperately.)
I end up calling her using the dude's phone and start with "Hi, who are you? -- And why are you special? -- I know what your name is and that you look pretty, but what's to say you're not a mean person with a bad personality?"
Right away she asks, "Hehe, who is this??!!"
I continue, "Wow you're bossy!!! Alright here's the deal: I can try and convince my friends here to stop being creepy and wanting to 'bang a hot chick' they don't even know or I can just let them be."
HB8: No no!! Please do it!!
Me: Well I'm going to need something back in favor.
HB8: Haha okay, what is it??
Me: It's a surprise. Just make her you're up tonight with your windows open alrighty?
HB8: Okay!
So I ended up getting a kiss close.. But only to shove it in my friends' face who have been calling ME the AFC.
But the message of the story is: LOVE having AFC friends. You can always use them to your advantage!!
Fin.
