Shampoo
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Post by Shampoo on Jul 21, 2011 20:03:57 GMT -5
Theres this facebook thing on another pua site that has like a little facebook chat thing you do for fun. Ill put a link later but basically you tell her you have to tell her something. Then you tell her you had a crush on her for 20 years. Then you tell her you wanna fuck her in the ass in a ghetto way. This LITERALLY works.
So doing this isint really that wierd and we should all do the facebook chat thing after I post the link.
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Post by jmac on Jul 21, 2011 20:58:25 GMT -5
Theres this facebook thing on another pua site that has like a little facebook chat thing you do for fun. Ill put a link later but basically you tell her you have to tell her something. Then you tell her you had a crush on her for 20 years. Then you tell her you wanna fuck her in the ass in a ghetto way. This LITERALLY works. So doing this isint really that wierd and we should all do the facebook chat thing after I post the link. No offense bro but there is no way in fucking hell i would ever do that, do you know how strange that comes off having a random guy saying that whether he's kidding or not? Do it if you want but I'm warning you now it won't work. |
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Post by Shampoo on Jul 23, 2011 11:13:41 GMT -5
Bro did you try it before? Plus you tell this to girls your on the edge with, not complete strangers...
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Post by jmac on Jul 23, 2011 13:57:25 GMT -5
No I haven't tried it but I know girls well enough that I can tell you it's not gonna turn out great. This is what you're expecting. Guy: Heyyy, I've got a confession.... Girl: What's thatttttt Guy: I've had a huge crush on you for like 20 years  Girl: Awwww that's so sweet of you Guy: I'm glad you feel the same way, now I am totally going to buttfuck you in the streets. Girl: Sweet sign me up, call me *** *** **** In reality her response to your crush comment she would probably say (especially if she doesn't know you) Girl: ohh? okay. Guy: I'm gonna buttfuck you. you wouldn't even get a response.. No matter how you say it, telling a girl you're not even that close with you're going to buttfuck her is not going to work. Really, it sounds creepy and so does the crush thing. I am just telling you, you will regret it but if you want I would love to see you do it and post the EXACT, UN-EDITED, conversation of her response to it. |
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Post by Sloth on Jul 23, 2011 15:13:07 GMT -5
speaking of which, facebook social talk evolves, and you have to adapt.
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Post by Shampoo on Jul 23, 2011 16:20:09 GMT -5
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Post by jmac on Jul 23, 2011 17:26:49 GMT -5
When I realized the site I almost "x"'d out right away, this site name is fucking gay too so I'm not being hypocritical. Anyways, ya that's a fucking joke. That dude sounds like a dumbass "let me clap dem cheeks" come on man. Don't tell me you believe all that bullshit, it's a bunch of lame ass dudes trying to sound all cheesy to pick up chicks, it's fucking embarrassing.
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Post by Shampoo on Jul 23, 2011 20:31:10 GMT -5
Yeah bro its a game... plus I have done it and it works so its really not that far fetched as you make it to be. Its a fun way to try things instead of trying hard all the time.
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Post by jmac on Jul 24, 2011 0:48:32 GMT -5
I don't try hard at all? Getting girls is extremely fucking easy...
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Post by Luis the awesomest of awesomes on Jul 24, 2011 9:17:29 GMT -5
you guys are gay, google plus is where it's at! No but the routine could work, Jmac has never met a girl who he is tight with before. I could use these on so many girls and get a good response, fuck i could even do it on the phone.
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Post by Sloth on Jul 25, 2011 16:34:53 GMT -5
i just read through that 'i've had a crush on you for years' thread, and it has a success rate of about 10% by the looks of it, and would only work on a girl that's already up for it.
But Jmac, different shit works for different people. Just cause it's not your way doesn't mean it's wrong. Respect other people's views.
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Post by jmac on Jul 25, 2011 16:41:50 GMT -5
I'm not disrespecting him I was just warning him that it probably won't work. The "i've had a crush on you" joke isn't bad if you're talking to a girl you already know instead of a complete stranger I just think the "Imma spread your cheeks" is far-fetched and is stupid....
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Post by Shampoo on Jul 25, 2011 21:08:11 GMT -5
Haha like I said before its a game. Two, LIKE I SAID AGAIN, you do it with a girl your on the edge with. Plus I dont think you were disrespecting me. We were just debating.
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Post by jmac on Jul 25, 2011 22:36:04 GMT -5
Yeah I know, and I am only stating my opinion not trying to put you down. So whoever thinks different is just misunderstanding.
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