Story Time - Crazy Places

[Amb1valence]

I hope people actually reply to this haha, cuz I know I sure as hell don't have many crazy stories yet Except

on her pool table. Parents and brothers were upstairs. fun shtuff

[victor]

god damn it. a fucking bmw. jealousss

of the car that is

[victor]

so no one has any stories?

i'll post one..
it doesn't involve the pootie tang though.

One beautiful august day, the day was fresh and me & my friend drew were going to smoke up on the beach. I wait there for half an hour for him to show up while i make plans for the week xD( i'm a social whore. what can ya do?) he pulls up finally with a 2 girls ( A & B) + kevin. Now, I've chilled with A but i've never met B and she was A's cousin.

We smoke, the day away, and we chill at kevin's house for a bit. we watch a scary movie, and the whole time i'm just flirting with both of them(i wouldn't bang any of them. i was just being a tease, its not that A is nasty or anything.. but she's just one of those girls. B on the other hand...) and i'm cuddling with them. We then go to the park to smoke some more, and some of MY friends show up and this guy has fourlokos! so i'm like.. "HOOK IT UP BRUHH!" so i drank like half the can, then i remembered i was driving...

this point, it was like 10PM and i told my mom i was staying at Drew's house, and Drew told his mom he was staing at kevin's house, and Kevin's parents didn't want anyone sleeping over! so me, having my "yes, man" attitude, suggest we stay at A's house, but A is sleeping over at B's house.. so... I pretty much drunk drive to B's house, we stay up all night doing, i don't even know what, but it's 3 in the morning, and we drive to cub for brownies. (mind you, we smoke some more after that..!)

After we finish baking it, we're all lying on the bed, ready to crash when B comes in, and says:
" so this is a bold question but, are we fooling around?" Drew is freaking out, A is just .. idk what, and i'm just laughing and trying to think what to say. after that we just crash and she sleeps next to me o.O

I wake up the next morning feeling horrible, ( the feeling when you don't brush your teeth, and when you have really dry eyes; i had contacts) i can't see, because i took my contacts out, she was spooning me, and i for some strange reason, had my arm around her. her brother in law tells me to move my car because i parked on the wrong side of the street (lul) and its blocking the mailbox. so me, being stupid and blind, try driving without my glasses, and can't see shit. i back up into the driveway, and run into some flower pots. i hear it, and i go outside to look.. and i quickly drive away from it like nothing happened, and slowly this time, back into the drive.
Then we left.

Pretty much my story guys. and its all true, i didn't pull this outta my ass to bump this thread...

No sex, but it was still pretty epic.

[Parkwhore]

Haha you probably fornicated with B but don't remember it.

Where the hell are Jmac, Sloth, Savant, etc.?

[canadiankid]

Last Friday night I was over at a buddys and brought a girl. After most people left there was me and her on a couch in the living room (that you can see from the kitchen$, right outside his brothers room. My buddy and the other two bros staying over were outside cause they knew I was gonna get some. One hour later they come in and one buddy come to occupy the couch across the room, however he realizes I'm fucking this girl. He says "holy fuck you guys finish up already". Then leaves. Meanwhile I can hear the other two are in the kitchen presumably watching me fuck this girl lol