This is what not to do.

[mikedaman]

Look at this tool...This is what you don't do online or in person...even if your dating the damn girl. Holy shit.

When its someones birthday on facebook, and i want to get to know them, i use the happy birthday to my advantage but look as this guy...
Yes they probably knew each other but any chances they may have had are definitely gone. ULTIMATE DLV in part 4.

Sam-antha smith, My little pooh bear ♥ Welll im no bestfriend cause i mixxed up dates and thought yours was on friday. And i have so much going on but that doesnt matter, because your like my bestfriend. Ive never had one but if i had to youd be up there. Except your mad at me now, so thats a stepback. I never see you anymore, which is just sad. When im with you i can only smile(: Your a great time and like i said, an amazing friend.

Part:2 Sooo your like THE best girl. Before i do anything or act anything greatly with a relationship, i go to you. Before i knew we would be this close you were just that little girl from harris that i had a big crush on, and youve become my bestfriend from madison. I pray for you everyonce in a while, not bcause youve told me, but because everybody desreves a blesssing. Especialy you! ♥ Your adorable Sammy and it makes me soo sad that you cant come to bible study

Part 3: Okk so in secret, when you told me you made varsity on the phone, i texted you back sayin congratulations, but really i was like doing flips in the air i was sooooo proud of you! Your soooo talented and it shows God took a little extra time creating you(: He blessed you to me and tonight imma thank him for doing htat. Because out of everysingle person in my life, i can never say i know anybody that truely beleives in me. But in most cases i feel like you truely do. You make me feel like im important in this world, and likek i deserve more than ive gotten. My mother loves you, my brother wants me to get you, and ive always loved you for that.

Part 4: I never knew how much wall post could be so i just sstart over eveyonce in a while. Alright soooooooooooo im broke. Serioulsy, broke. If i haed any money i would spend it all on you. Material stuff is stupid but common... : we all love it. Your probably pissed that i didnt remember, but remember this!: i thought it was on friday, and i apologized already. But i look like a loser posting 4 parts of a happy birthday to you, but idc. Im your loser haha (:

Part 5: Sooo in the end, happy birthday My pooh ♥ Your always gonna be one of my closest friends and im soo glad your finaly 10!!!!!!!!!!! double digits is huge! You'll love it ♥ So here goes a happy birthday, in my language of Italiano: Tanti auguri a te. Tanti auguri a te. Buon compleanno cara sammy. Tanti auguri a te.
Love you and imy! You better come to he churchill game for when im on th field. kk I hope this somewhat makes up. SOrry, soo sorry. Message me ♥

^ I laughed...so fucking
hard.

[fivelocos]

Im not gonna lie it was kinda funny but anti climactic. Luckily,it wasn't a legitimately horrible situation because my mind tends to make me scared i'd do that. But good stuff

[mikedaman]

no, there's probably no chance you'd fuck up like him. I'm anxious to see what her boyfriend thinks of this.

[auroturtle]

this is so sad i cried.

no jk i laughed this is gold

[qaz]

Lolololol two things. Did it say "now that your finally 10"? And he could be gay because I know a gay guy that gets really deep and excited about stuff like that on fb.

[mikedaman]

He's not, because remember the part where he wanted her to be his? and his brother did too. Yes he said 10...i think he tried to flirt? she is like 15-16...haha

[Sloth]

some people are just lame, he probly got brought up to be a massive christian fag by the sounds of it, so yeah.

[Amb1valence]

LOLLLLL

Sept 13, 2011 11:11:43 GMT -5 Sloth said:

some people are just lame, he probly got brought up to be a massive christian fag by the sounds of it, so yeah.

But he's clearly a christian closet case. (like all that alliteration?) he says he prays for her and he's happy for her and blah blah blah but you KNOW he secretly jacks off to her facebook photos twice a day and cuts himself afterwards. Let me guess mike he probably looks like some emo type kid rightt

[smoob]

HAHAHA - let him know he's a fag...do it for US!! LMFAO

[timmywimmy]

Id send him a link to the forum lmao

[mikedaman]

HAHA, thats fucking hilarious, i would dude...and nah he doesnt look that emo...but he could be. Never seen a christian emo...but that'd be hilarious.

I'll either send him a link or call him a fag for y'all, he'd benefit from either one. Thanks for liking this shit haha

[infamous93]

hahahahaha I want to meet this kid and hit him as hard as I can in the face. ;D

[perceverance]

this is seriously disgusting. take this trash out of here dude

[bballphenom]

Do you guys live in Eugene Oregon?

[tozer]

this is really fucking pathetic