IDK what to think about this girl

[kerkman]

all right so a lil background I sn closed this girl on Thursday and have been talking to her over AIM for a couple of days as well as at school. other than totally being retarded what am I doing wrong... BTW she hit my personality exactly on, with her descriptions of me (I guess I need to be way more confident I didn't think I was this bad)

for references:
Matt is a friend of mine who acts tough but is just a small little D-bag most of the time, (aren't most short people like this)

HB:
hey wats up

thegreatker: nm, u?

HB:
wonderin

why u dont talk to me when you sign on i always have to be the first to say hi¿

thegreatkerk: cuz i sign on and am instantly bombarded by a zillion friends
thegreatkerk: its a hard life bein as popular as me
HB:
and ur not be cocky at all

HB:
right¿

thegreatkerk: maybe a little bit
HB:
yeah

HB:
ok well ill guesss ill ttyl since your so popular and u have to get back to ur other friends have a good turkey day!

thegreatkerk: no, i had 2 stop talkin 2 someone else 2 squeeze u in so we r talkin :-p
HB:
no go ahead really i dont mind

thegreatkerk: aww ur so nice, fine, ttyl and yah have a happy thanksgiving
HB:
thanks

thegreatkerk: yup
HB:
talk to u on monday

thegreatkerk: maybe... if im not so busy :-D
HB:
are being sarcastic or are u being seious cause i no that u have to talk to ur other friends and i dont want to interupt

HB:
like i am now

thegreatkerk: lol u arent interrupting anything they all just left me
thegreatkerk: but I was being mildly sarcastic
HB:
which means

thegreatkerk:
thegreatkerk: what does what mean?
HB:
brb getting another pop

thegreatkerk: lol i was gonna say brb gotta do dishes
HB:
ok bye

thegreatkerk: y do u keep tryin to get rid of me
thegreatkerk: (btw I'm back)
HB:
no cause ur were too busy to talk to me cause of all ur other friends and i didnt want to bother u

thegreatkerk: Im seriously not talkin 2 anybody else right now
HB:
exactly ur not talking to anybody

thegreatkerk:
thegreatkerk: ur confusing
HB:
u told me that u werent alking to anybody think about it

thegreatkerk: other thn u
HB:
thanks

thegreatkerk: I am only talking 2 u right now, do u like tht
thegreatkerk: is tht how u want to hear it?
thegreatkerk: so how did u do in ur soccer game
HB:
i cant hear anything but the tv and the radio

HB:
thanis for asking

thegreatkerk: u kno u suck, right? :-p
HB:
we played high school teams when we are just rec

HB:
as i was saying

thegreatkerk: thts mainly who u play in indoor
HB:
5 to u

HB:
5 to 1

HB:
i tripped a girl that i hate a couple times bruised my legs all over and i crashed in to the girl i didnt like for the last time

thegreatkerk: do u play near yorktown lanes?
HB:
we both flew backwards and i kicked my slef in my head(really flexible)

HB:
yeah

thegreatkerk: did u play when they had walls up?
HB:
yeah last year

HB:
i ve played since i could wak

thegreatkerk: yeah tht was so much more fun
HB:
remeber

HB:
do u still play soccer

thegreatkerk: yah
thegreatkerk: I have a game tomorrow
HB:
oh no offence but u dont look like u play soccer

thegreatkerk: rly??
thegreatkerk: y?
HB:
umm....

thegreatkerk: I'm seriously one of the best defenders in the rec league
HB:
oook

thegreatkerk: (not meaning to sound like im god... but I am)
thegreatkerk: y dont I look like I play soccer
HB:
u really need to stop acting like a jerk its really getting annoying

HB:
and no jerk is not a sware word

thegreatkerk: how am I being a jerk?
HB:
srry i meant self centered and cocky

thegreatkerk: well darn just take all the fun out of life...
HB:
im the best in the rec im so good omg im so popular its so hard being me

HB:
omg

thegreatkerk: hahaha
thegreatkerk: tht sounds familiar...
HB:
cant u picture a fake blonde girl sayiing that

thegreatkerk: idk say tht stuff on Monday... jk
thegreatkerk: ur cool in ur own special kinda way
HB:
saying that me and my lil sib were kewl

HB:
so who care

thegreatkerk: (that is a genuine compliment)
HB:
oh yeah right

thegreatkerk: it was
HB:
im the last peron u talk to after u talk to all ur friends

thegreatkerk: well u dont wanna talk to me on the bus
HB:
what are u talking aobut i knew said that

thegreatkerk: u act like it
HB:
im not always going to start a conversation

HB:
u need to learn how

thegreatkerk: lol i do all the time
HB:
just ask matt he easily starts conversations with me and sometimes he even starts a conversation without even talking

thegreatkerk: u want me to be more like matt???
HB:
i dont care who u want to be u just need to find more confidence

thegreatkerk: thanks... u r so nice!!!

Damn... I was on the defensive the entire time. So I need 1. More confidence, 2. to learn how to turn this around (probably gonna go for a K-close on the bus on Monday wanna talk about confidence and shutting her up) 3.to grow a pair

[crash]

All I can say is FAIL, but man, cocky and FUNNY not Cocky and arrogant ;P

[kerkman]

I thought I was hilarious!!! ;D

[nine]

You came off way cocky at first, and then tried to transition without any reason besides her calling you on it. To be fair though, this girl was a little aggressive.

Nine

[Luc]

Ouch crash, everyone needs a place to start....
Yea you need some funny though... It's a lot harder to get your point across on IM. I'm sure what you were saying was hilarious, but it really didn't seem that over the internet. Eather that or you think being a jerk is hilarious.... xD

[kerkman]

a little aggressive shit she might as well have knocked on my front door with a shotgun, I wasn't ready for my shit to be thrown back in my face by her... I think she likes me . Maybe I shouldn't have been so cocky, or at least i should have thought half a step ahead.

I think that was my best convo with her yet though... usually she says she is bored and walks away for five to ten minutes. Any way I can get through that?

edit: I just reread it... it was full of jokes I had with another girl who knew I was joking, that's why she didn't find them funny *facepalm*

[nine]

Getting through the boredom? Uh, play a game with her, fuck marry kill or the cube or something, girls love that shit. This is a short term fix though, you just need to get her interested in you so that she won't be bored.

Getting past her wanting to kill you? Drop your guard, hell man an apology might even be in order here. Build some comfort with her.

Nine

[kerkman]

I've tried that stuff all ready, she knew the cube. DAMN SEVENTEEN MAGAZINE. I used 1-4 and 1-10 ESP didn't work either time. I've tried so much shit... maybe I'm not pulling it off right, or looking desperate by the way I'm doing it or she is deliberately trying to f*** me over. Whatever, I think I'm not that bad off right now. I can fix it Monday at school and next time... I'll go for a # over a screen name. Try my luck with talking over IMing that way the girl can tell sarcasm more easily.

Edit: I'll try the marry thing at school on Monday

[optimus]

I've gamed this girl before.

thegreatkerk: Im seriously not talkin 2 anybody else right now
HB:
exactly ur not talking to anybody

thegreatkerk:
thegreatkerk: ur confusing
HB:
u told me that u werent alking to anybody think about it

thegreatkerk: other thn u
HB:
thanks

I's sign off right there. If you're actually into her, you can bust her on fishing for compliments, etc.

Like the others said, FUNNY. The secret to C&F over IM?

Right here: . Use it early and often. It is your best friend.

[nine]

Nov 25, 2008 20:00:00 GMT -5 kerkman said:

I've tried that stuff all ready, she knew the cube. DAMN SEVENTEEN MAGAZINE. I used 1-4 and 1-10 ESP didn't work either time. I've tried so much shit... maybe I'm not pulling it off right, or looking desperate by the way I'm doing it or she is deliberately trying to f*** me over. Whatever, I think I'm not that bad off right now. I can fix it Monday at school and next time... I'll go for a # over a screen name. Try my luck with talking over IMing that way the girl can tell sarcasm more easily.

Edit: I'll try the marry thing at school on Monday

Ah how about the strawberry field one, that's always great. Few people know it anyway. And wow, she reads seventeen, that's like the only girl I know that does.

Nine

[optimus]

Yeah I can't actually think of anybody that reads seventeen. And I'm not much of a fan of strawberry fields. Don't bother with a routine, just say, "I feel like you ..." something general. No = but; yes = and. It'll ususally hit.

[SenorBubbz]

....She was being a bitch, damn.

[nine]

Nov 26, 2008 13:12:50 GMT -5 optimus said:

Yeah I can't actually think of anybody that reads seventeen. And I'm not much of a fan of strawberry fields. Don't bother with a routine, just say, "I feel like you ..." something general. No = but; yes = and. It'll ususally hit.

Strawberries great for getting the sexual tension up.

Nine

[Grape]

Dude, she gave you soo many things to tease her about!!!
"I tripped a girl and bruised her.."
(in a game show voice)
Your reply was!! "DO YOU PLAY NEAR YORKTOWN LANES?"
The best reply was!! "You're soo mean!! We would never work out because we'd always be tripping each other =]"

[optimus]

Nov 28, 2008 0:00:47 GMT -5 nine said:

Nov 26, 2008 13:12:50 GMT -5 optimus said:

Yeah I can't actually think of anybody that reads seventeen. And I'm not much of a fan of strawberry fields. Don't bother with a routine, just say, "I feel like you ..." something general. No = but; yes = and. It'll ususally hit.

Strawberries great for getting the sexual tension up.

Nine

Yeah, but I feel like there are other ways to do that without analyzing her sexuality. It's not that it's a bad routine, just not my cup of tea.