Fuck sake...

[aussieenergy]

Mate, I'm always hot down here...Even in the winter

[jae]

Additionally DanZy our accent is sexy as fuck and totally unique. South Africans sound like a bunch of Mexicans and queer French in a blender with a arrogant American who can't stfu.

Also, our beer fucking owns nearly as hard as our cars. We build them solid and cheap, just like our prostitutes. Our health care is otherworldly and drugs are barely an issue here compared to the rest of the world.

Also, we have the kangaroo. Again. And the fucking wallaby. And our rugby team is only beaten by the All Blacks in awesome per capita.

[DanZy]

Austrailian accent is the product of severe in-breeding amongst the UK's least desirable individuals. On the contrary, a good south African accent (not those stupid afrikaans bitches) is strangely attractive the world over.

Beer of Aus: Fosters.
Beer of South Africa: SAB, just a small company that happens to own like 70% of the worlds breweries. Nearly bought fosters actually.

Yes all our government facilities are appalling, the ANC are possibly the worst leading party a nation could have (worse than the NP during apartheid, at least shit got done then). Our weed is beyond anything anywhere, Swazi gold is the bees knees. And our drug problem is very minimal. We also build cars for most of the world, even you bastards.

Rhino > kangaroo. Lion > kangaroo. Leopard > kangaroo. Hyena > kangaroo. The list goes on.
Also our ozone layer is in pristine condition and our rugby team doesn't contain James o'connor, I cannot get over the fact that he's the Justin bieber of rugby. Finally we have Nelson Mandela, Desmond Tutu, Walter Sisulu etc. Hell, even Gandhi lived here

I don't hate Australia at all, it's just fun to abuse the stereotype that all South Africans do.

[Sloth]

yeah well my dad could beat up your dad..

[DanZy]

Actually jaes dad would beat your dad senseless, being descended from thugs and all