Post by Andrew on Oct 20, 2008 21:59:49 GMT -5
Okay, now the title is a little misleading, I'm not gonna tell you how to kissclose or f-close your teacher (Sorry!), but one of the most important parts of classroom game is the teacher.
Think about it like this: The classroom is a club, and you have your target somewhere in class. You have your target, and you have your teacher (your targets fat friend). If your on pretty good terms with your teacher your done.
A HUGE plus with this is not only are you getting on good terms with your teacher, but the whole class sees this as a HUGE DHV. Your just demonstrating alpha-qualities and being funny in class.
Now, you don't REALLY want to flirt with her (unless you do, by all means), but a really effective way to get ahead in many things you do in school is to be really alpha with your teacher.
Lemme break it down for ya
At the top, oh well all know him, we'll call him Angelo. He's hilarious. The teacher's favorite student. He knows exactly when to bust out a joke and when to raise his hand and answer a question. He knows that he wants it to be around 70/30. 70 percent of the time cracking jokes, yelling OH MONEY! when he gets a question right, stuff like that. And 30 percent of the time hes answering questions so the teacher doesn't think hes our next subject.
You can become more like Angelo by relaxing yourself in class, and stop thinking that people are going to be judgin you (as with ANYTHING). Be open, and be ENERGETIC. Your more likely to have others warm to you in class if they see your having a good time in a dumb classroom situation. CONSTANTLY flatter your teacher, but be obvious about it. Always claim how excited you are for her class and that its your FAVORITE CLASS OF ALL TIME (remember make it totally obvious your doing this). Say hi to your teacher in the hallway and dont be afraid to yell (shows confidence and DHV). Above all, be funny, ride the line between over the top and not over the top, and dont forget to answer your questions once and awhile.
The Funny Badass, we'll call him Vinny, as Ive heard him called, sits at the back of the room, makes jokes, the class thinks hes funny, but the teacher may or may not, usually may not. He's kind of a class clown, and usually slacks off in class. The problem with this guy is while he appeals to his bros and some of his girl friends in the class, he doesn't get the widespread appeal of having EVERYBODY in the class like him (including the teacher), like our boy at the top.
If your shooting for Vinny, basically just be funny. However, prepare for some detentions and getting yellled at. If your funny and good at not getting caught, Vinny it would be the easisist for you to achieve. Vinny is more inclined to step way over the line rather than strattle it. Crack jokes, nap if you want, but be prepared to not win over your whole class, and probably not the teacher.
Our normal dude, called Tom. He talks in class some, but usually just to his friends and answers an easy question sometimes if he knows it. He'll laugh at Vinny and be jealous of Angelo. Teacher knows Tom, and likes him if he asks questions. You can get past this point by joining into some of Angelo's or Vinny's class joking.
If Tom is your destination, stick to your social circle. talk amongst them, but dont step outside of your comfort zone.
You can work your way up to Vinny but taking a mighty leap out of your comfort zone. joke more. Joke more in class. You can even bypass Vinny entirely and go straight to Angelo by answering the same amounts of questions that you do, and remembering to strattle the line, rahter than go over it
The nerdy type dudes named Jonathan. He knows a lot, has his group of friends, but answers any question he can. He doesn't get upset when he doesn't answer a question, he just knows a lot. He's usually respected or at break zero with Vinny and Angelo. You can avoid this by answering less questions, and gradually working your way up to Tom.
Work your way up to Tom by chatting more with your friends in the class, or just people in class in general. Be more easygoing, participate in class dissucusions lightheartedly.
You do not want to be James. He raises his hand for EVERY SINGLE QUESTION, and gets a bit upset when he cant answer them. In fact, he'll correct others if they're wrong. Often times looked down upon by the Angelo's. Sometimes the teacher gets really frustrated with him too. Dont be James.
Take it easy! Dont be so eager to answer all the questions! slow down, and once your about the same as Jonathan follow his steps up to Tom.
And finally, Will. Will sits where he can be invisible and never ever talks. Never ever utters a single peep. The teacher may have called on him a little bit at the beginning of the year but realized that Wills gonna be invisible. Will is nothing in this class. Do Not be Will. You do not want to have everything. The class pities Will.
It is hard to break free of being Will. Your probably terrified and overwhelmed and shy and nervous in class. The only advice I can give you is to work gradually up. It will be hard to get yourself up from being Will. Slowly answer more questions, but your journey doesnt start in the classroom, my friend.
REMEMBER: there are some teachers and classes where most of this stuff is just gonn abe unacceptable. If at all possible you want to be Angelo, but avoid detentions. DONT BE STUPID.
Not all of these people are in direct order from each other. And, of course, there are varying degrees of each of our characters.
One important thing to remember is knowing how to RIDE the line between okay and not okay.
How I see it in class is you can be Funny, you can be Obnoxious, or you can be ObnoxiousFunny (O&F, if you will)
Heres another gem to remember
Remember, after all, they're only girls too. Just girls who can give you detention
Go Get 'Em
-Andrew
Think about it like this: The classroom is a club, and you have your target somewhere in class. You have your target, and you have your teacher (your targets fat friend). If your on pretty good terms with your teacher your done.
A HUGE plus with this is not only are you getting on good terms with your teacher, but the whole class sees this as a HUGE DHV. Your just demonstrating alpha-qualities and being funny in class.
Now, you don't REALLY want to flirt with her (unless you do, by all means), but a really effective way to get ahead in many things you do in school is to be really alpha with your teacher.
Lemme break it down for ya
At the top, oh well all know him, we'll call him Angelo. He's hilarious. The teacher's favorite student. He knows exactly when to bust out a joke and when to raise his hand and answer a question. He knows that he wants it to be around 70/30. 70 percent of the time cracking jokes, yelling OH MONEY! when he gets a question right, stuff like that. And 30 percent of the time hes answering questions so the teacher doesn't think hes our next subject.
You can become more like Angelo by relaxing yourself in class, and stop thinking that people are going to be judgin you (as with ANYTHING). Be open, and be ENERGETIC. Your more likely to have others warm to you in class if they see your having a good time in a dumb classroom situation. CONSTANTLY flatter your teacher, but be obvious about it. Always claim how excited you are for her class and that its your FAVORITE CLASS OF ALL TIME (remember make it totally obvious your doing this). Say hi to your teacher in the hallway and dont be afraid to yell (shows confidence and DHV). Above all, be funny, ride the line between over the top and not over the top, and dont forget to answer your questions once and awhile.
The Funny Badass, we'll call him Vinny, as Ive heard him called, sits at the back of the room, makes jokes, the class thinks hes funny, but the teacher may or may not, usually may not. He's kind of a class clown, and usually slacks off in class. The problem with this guy is while he appeals to his bros and some of his girl friends in the class, he doesn't get the widespread appeal of having EVERYBODY in the class like him (including the teacher), like our boy at the top.
If your shooting for Vinny, basically just be funny. However, prepare for some detentions and getting yellled at. If your funny and good at not getting caught, Vinny it would be the easisist for you to achieve. Vinny is more inclined to step way over the line rather than strattle it. Crack jokes, nap if you want, but be prepared to not win over your whole class, and probably not the teacher.
Our normal dude, called Tom. He talks in class some, but usually just to his friends and answers an easy question sometimes if he knows it. He'll laugh at Vinny and be jealous of Angelo. Teacher knows Tom, and likes him if he asks questions. You can get past this point by joining into some of Angelo's or Vinny's class joking.
If Tom is your destination, stick to your social circle. talk amongst them, but dont step outside of your comfort zone.
You can work your way up to Vinny but taking a mighty leap out of your comfort zone. joke more. Joke more in class. You can even bypass Vinny entirely and go straight to Angelo by answering the same amounts of questions that you do, and remembering to strattle the line, rahter than go over it
The nerdy type dudes named Jonathan. He knows a lot, has his group of friends, but answers any question he can. He doesn't get upset when he doesn't answer a question, he just knows a lot. He's usually respected or at break zero with Vinny and Angelo. You can avoid this by answering less questions, and gradually working your way up to Tom.
Work your way up to Tom by chatting more with your friends in the class, or just people in class in general. Be more easygoing, participate in class dissucusions lightheartedly.
You do not want to be James. He raises his hand for EVERY SINGLE QUESTION, and gets a bit upset when he cant answer them. In fact, he'll correct others if they're wrong. Often times looked down upon by the Angelo's. Sometimes the teacher gets really frustrated with him too. Dont be James.
Take it easy! Dont be so eager to answer all the questions! slow down, and once your about the same as Jonathan follow his steps up to Tom.
And finally, Will. Will sits where he can be invisible and never ever talks. Never ever utters a single peep. The teacher may have called on him a little bit at the beginning of the year but realized that Wills gonna be invisible. Will is nothing in this class. Do Not be Will. You do not want to have everything. The class pities Will.
It is hard to break free of being Will. Your probably terrified and overwhelmed and shy and nervous in class. The only advice I can give you is to work gradually up. It will be hard to get yourself up from being Will. Slowly answer more questions, but your journey doesnt start in the classroom, my friend.
REMEMBER: there are some teachers and classes where most of this stuff is just gonn abe unacceptable. If at all possible you want to be Angelo, but avoid detentions. DONT BE STUPID.
Not all of these people are in direct order from each other. And, of course, there are varying degrees of each of our characters.
One important thing to remember is knowing how to RIDE the line between okay and not okay.
How I see it in class is you can be Funny, you can be Obnoxious, or you can be ObnoxiousFunny (O&F, if you will)
Heres another gem to remember
Remember, after all, they're only girls too. Just girls who can give you detention
Go Get 'Em
-Andrew
