Fights

[america]

Does anyone have any tips for fighting? Here's the deal... This kid's been talking all kinds of shit for the past couple of weeks and trying to get me to fight him, but I've just been laughing at him and telling him how pointless it would be for me to fight him. He's bigger than me, but I'm pretty sure I'm still stronger. He's just got a bit mor.e fat. Anyway, he was at a party I was at tonight and just randomly came up to me out of the blue and punched me in the face. I didn't fight back because I really didn't wanna have the cops after me or any shit, but this kid's gonna get his ass kicked if he touches me again. Anyway, I've never actually been in a legit fight before so does anyone have any tips? I know for a fact this kid's been in a couple fights, but I'm pretty sure he lost the majority of them

[NorwegianDJ]

Have friends there in case he does.
Put on some badass music and film it.
Have you done any sort of martial arts? Fighting in real life is a lot more unstructured and instinctive. I have this socially weird friend in Norway. He fights fucking weirdly. He's completely crazy when he fights, imagine Dragon Ball speed shit. He just goes mental and manages to win his kickboxing fights as far as I know.
You know stances, centre of balance and such? Just have your hands up at all times. Throw punches with the hip. Please don't do a hook like a bitch slap. Atleast make it 90 degrees. A hook and uppercut has a lot less range than you'd think, so use your body to maximize range.
Be careful about throwing kicks. It can work really well, but it's easy to lose your advantage or hurt yourself doing it.
And whatever you do, don't let the fatass get on top of you.

[america]

Never done martial arts. I know the basics for street fights though. Left foot forward (since I'm right handed), punch with the hips, hands up to block. Honestly, I don't think this kid stands a chance. When he punched me in the face, it didn't even leave a bruise, and it really didn't hurt at all. I let my girlfriend punch me the other day, and I'm pretty sure she hits harder. I just don't want to go in without any advice because it'd be pretty embarassing if I actually got my ass kicked by this kid.

[JUMB0z]

[jp94]

man fuck that kid an fuck the police stomp that motherfucker an make a good example out him, then ppl fuck wont wit u no more, other than that jus keep ur hands up and shoot for his face, a fight is mostly mental, before u go to fight him, don't think about wat he'll do to u, think about at ur gonna do to his ass, bet he cant talk shit if u swell that mouth shut

[NorwegianDJ]

Horrible editing, but the guy seems to know a lot. The techniques in the beginning were great. Remember to not kick with your whole leg if you kick. Raise it first, then kick. It's like half a leg, then half a leg in fast motion.

First 20 seconds of this part 2 video is so great for you dude. Happens every fight, either a hook or a normal punch. Just avoid it and go straight at him with no hesitation at all.

[hoops45]

If he punched you and it didn't hurt, you should be pretty good. Keep your hands up and in front of your face. Watch his shoulder to see when he's bout to throw a punch, it's not that hard to dodge. You can push him off balance to get an advantage too.

[america]

Haha that haymaker thing looks exactly like what he used the first time. He'll be sorry if he does it again.

[jp94]

if he tries to throw a hook at u use ur left hand and sweep his fist off to the side an throw a quick jab at his face

[infamous93]

Next time you're at a part go up (with your friends) and punch this kid in the face, personally I would not stand for this if this kid punched me in the face I would fucking murder him.

[america]

Yeah... it's just not my natural instinct to fight someone, even if they hit me. I regret not pounding his fucking face into the ground now though. I'm getting a bad rep for it. I can't wait til the next time I see the bastard.

[canadiankid]

Don't be the dumbs who just throws haymakers and shit haha stick to your jabs til he opens up then hit him with a short quick hook. Always keep your guard up, its more important not to open yourself up than it is to go crazy

[Parkwhore]

Fighting is fucking stupid.

[canadiankid]

Get one of your friends to subtly tell him you train in MMA and are pretty good. Trollolol. It worked at the bar last night

[america]

May 13, 2012 23:59:55 GMT -5 Parkwhore said:

Fighting is fucking stupid.

Agreed. But if someone comes up and punches you in the face, are you gonna just take it?