Don't be a pussy

[Grape]

How will you even kiss a girl if you can't touch her.
What will your friends think?
Motivate yourself.
And practice getting comfortable by doing things like
- Wrestling
- Tickling
- Bean dipping
- Hugging
- Massaging

I love doing these things. It's fun and enjoyable.
So suck it up, be a man, and touch!

[Chris]

Amen on the wrestling. A funny lttle hug game i made up today is you signal you are gonna hug them (open your arms or w/e), and almost act like you are doing it cuz you feel bad for them, and when you hug say "its hug a retard day."

[nine]

A girl who had swim first period told me she was catching cramps. I started to massage her legs and found this little spot between the hamstring and calf muscle where she was ticklish and we spent the entire period tickling each other.

Nine

[SamethP]

apparently im a god at upperback/shoulders/neck massages, so i use them to my advantage by walking up behind a girl i know and giving her a massage, then when she goes "thats soo good blah blah blah" i say "your welcome, thatll be $5/hug/kiss/etc" lol

pretty high success rate, and if you dont get anything, your guaranteed DHV and a laugh so its all good

[Luc]

You tell us not to be pussies, but you know what they say: "You are what you eat"

[optimus]

^ lol.

And I love the walk up behind and start massaging trick. 99% when I stop they say "keep going." and escalation is a piece of cake.

[vdubmange]

White tiger tantra anyone?

It works wonders.

[Grape]

what's a tantra?
i only do sutras and mantras

[Zomga48]

I thought those were like, Buddhist inscriptions or something, do they have a different meaning in PU? Please inform me.

[optimus]

Tantra is the idea that we are a part of the god that we worship and we should strive to experience everything on a spiritual level.

In western culture, it is usually a reference to tantric sex, the idea of experiencing sex on a spiritual level.

White tiger tantra is a product that teaches you how to make a girl squirt.

So not only is it an offense to the spiritual ideals from which it draws its name, it is a complete waste of money. I haven't bought it, so I can't say how effective it is, but getting a girl to squirt isn't that hard.

[SamethP]

*sings* "num num num just touch my body" - eminem

[Volt]

Fuck, I passed up on a k-close the other day. I was at school with an HB8, alone, but in the open. She had a leg in my lap, serious kino, and gave me the DBD look, but I blanked out on how to move her to a more private location. I didn't want to do it there, because even though it was after school, and it would be uber-exciting, we were in the parking lot. Our parents could have rolled up whenever (and did, 5 minutes after I let the window close.) Long story short, how do I bounce a target to a library or elevator without sounding like a pussy/being awkward?

[SamethP]

be like "oh shit/snap, i forgot to do ______, come on, itll only take a sec"
get up, she'll come, k*close, then walk back to where you were
and if shes smart she'll be like "werent you meant to do _______"
and you can run some C&F or something =]

[Volt]

I'm running it. If that last part happens, I'm just going to tell her to shut up or I'll spank her or something.

[SamethP]

back to my favourite advice
STICK YOUR TONGUE DOWN HER THROAT

keep on