Post by jmac on May 16, 2011 18:24:41 GMT -5
Why party? It can be so easy to get in trouble, make bad decisions, and embarrass yourself. But I will offer my insight on being the LIFE OF THE PARTY. Partying is an amazing way to meet new girls and guys at your school if your not already the man . You can go from just being another student to becoming one of the "popular kids" by throwing a party or just being known for always being the LIFE OF THE PARTY.
Be that kid.
Why do I keep capitalizing "Life of the party"? Because you don't want to be the kid who gets invited to his first party sees a beer and decides to take it to his little corner of the room and keep to himself. Being the life of the party is not the same as the center of attention. The person who is making an ass of himself/herself is usually the center of attention, so know how to control yourself without throwing a temper tantrum or starting a fight with your best friend because he "looked at you the wrong way". The life of the party is that kid who everyone wants to be around because he just throws out positive and fun vibes. There is no better feeling than getting invited to parties because kids know that 1.) I can handle myself when I am drunk 2.) I make everyone around me feel good whether it's me being funny or helping clean something to keeping things under control.... I could go on but basically when I go to a party I get so many "Yo jmac dude your the fucking man haha". I will re-touch on this in one of the following paragraphs.
Drinking & Drugs.
When you go to a party you have to realize, there will most likely be alcohol and drugs, at least where I live. But that does not mean you need to do either of them, it's your choice. I have friends who if they know they are driving home they won't do either or just out of personal preference. I do both but I have come to realize that if I am absolutely cocked that I will get sick if I smoke a fat blunt, unfortunately . So the decision is yours but I find it that when I get drunk or high (only two substances I fuck with, not trying to take some crazy shit) I am usually more open even though I already have an outgoing personality. I am also able to handle myself no matter what, learn to do that because you don't want to be the reason the cops were called and get taken off in a cruiser. Ultimately it is your choice of what you want to do. Luckily I never thrown up off of alcohol or shots no matter how shitty I am and I have also never gotten a hangover, but drinking REALLY runs in my family (my parents stopped though).
Beer Pong
My favorite thing to do at a party. If you don't know what beer pong is look it up on google but you should all already know the rules and how to play. This is where a lot of the action goes on during the party because everyone loves to play and it takes up space so obviously people will see. You can strategically choose a girl as a partner to develop some chemistry but I usually choose one of my friends and we just constantly win. I went 5-1 on Friday and 9-0 on Saturday haha. Since I am great sober or shitfaced I like to get a little cocky. I will call-out shots and do trick shots (I am nice at the behind the back shot). I will also flirt with a girl by saying "come here cutie you'll be my lucky charm for this shot" or "hey babe this ones for you". Basically, I just use this as a way of being the life of the party because so many people watch and I keep it entertaining.
Drunk Girls.
When girls get drunk they are like walking on a thin wire. They get so emotional whether it's for the better and she is really flirty or if you say a minor joke and she freaks out and cries. Take care of them, if one girl is getting sick comfort her for a few minutes, don't be her mom but let her know your there to help and it will play out in your favor. Just don't hook up with her if she threw up unless she rinsed her mouth with mouthwash and has some gum. Also don't force yourself on her because she will definitely cause a scene. Never cock block, only time you should step in if something fucked up is happening which happens a lot when guys a drunk. For example, I have had multiple times where a girl would text me from the other room saying come over and talk to me because **** won't stop touching me and I feel so uncomfortable. I have also had girls come up and hook up with me to get away from a creep which I am totally fine with . But it is okay to be touchy with them and make sure you are flirty. The party I went to on Friday night was great, I was the life of the party and I had a gorgeous 19 yr old girl (this sophomores older sister) who just wanted my dick, I knew it cause she was rubbing my abs and kept grabbing me. I don't know the reason but I didn't hook up with her instead I got with this girl in my grade who I'd say is a 9 because her body is fucking amazing and her face is pretty good too. She had a boyfriend for 2 years but I don't know him or give a fuck, I thought she was single haha. Another girl there was crying because I was hooking up with that girl and not her, but I'll get with her on the party I'm going to this Friday and Saturday. This was just an example of how if you are the life of the party girls will come to you, but you still need to put in some work.
Also I saw a post about a kid who went to parties infested with sausage. If you want girls to come to the party you might need to give them a ride. This also is an easy way to get invited. I usually pick up 3 girls and they love when I pick them up since I have the nicest car out of all my friends and a great sound system. Once they are at the party they will text their other friends and all of a sudden there is a abundance of babes.
If you have any questions just post them and I will respond or edit the article but hopefully I helped you if you were "that kid in the corner". Party on guys, I know I will .
Be that kid.
Why do I keep capitalizing "Life of the party"? Because you don't want to be the kid who gets invited to his first party sees a beer and decides to take it to his little corner of the room and keep to himself. Being the life of the party is not the same as the center of attention. The person who is making an ass of himself/herself is usually the center of attention, so know how to control yourself without throwing a temper tantrum or starting a fight with your best friend because he "looked at you the wrong way". The life of the party is that kid who everyone wants to be around because he just throws out positive and fun vibes. There is no better feeling than getting invited to parties because kids know that 1.) I can handle myself when I am drunk 2.) I make everyone around me feel good whether it's me being funny or helping clean something to keeping things under control.... I could go on but basically when I go to a party I get so many "Yo jmac dude your the fucking man haha". I will re-touch on this in one of the following paragraphs.
Drinking & Drugs.
When you go to a party you have to realize, there will most likely be alcohol and drugs, at least where I live. But that does not mean you need to do either of them, it's your choice. I have friends who if they know they are driving home they won't do either or just out of personal preference. I do both but I have come to realize that if I am absolutely cocked that I will get sick if I smoke a fat blunt, unfortunately . So the decision is yours but I find it that when I get drunk or high (only two substances I fuck with, not trying to take some crazy shit) I am usually more open even though I already have an outgoing personality. I am also able to handle myself no matter what, learn to do that because you don't want to be the reason the cops were called and get taken off in a cruiser. Ultimately it is your choice of what you want to do. Luckily I never thrown up off of alcohol or shots no matter how shitty I am and I have also never gotten a hangover, but drinking REALLY runs in my family (my parents stopped though).
Beer Pong
My favorite thing to do at a party. If you don't know what beer pong is look it up on google but you should all already know the rules and how to play. This is where a lot of the action goes on during the party because everyone loves to play and it takes up space so obviously people will see. You can strategically choose a girl as a partner to develop some chemistry but I usually choose one of my friends and we just constantly win. I went 5-1 on Friday and 9-0 on Saturday haha. Since I am great sober or shitfaced I like to get a little cocky. I will call-out shots and do trick shots (I am nice at the behind the back shot). I will also flirt with a girl by saying "come here cutie you'll be my lucky charm for this shot" or "hey babe this ones for you". Basically, I just use this as a way of being the life of the party because so many people watch and I keep it entertaining.
Drunk Girls.
When girls get drunk they are like walking on a thin wire. They get so emotional whether it's for the better and she is really flirty or if you say a minor joke and she freaks out and cries. Take care of them, if one girl is getting sick comfort her for a few minutes, don't be her mom but let her know your there to help and it will play out in your favor. Just don't hook up with her if she threw up unless she rinsed her mouth with mouthwash and has some gum. Also don't force yourself on her because she will definitely cause a scene. Never cock block, only time you should step in if something fucked up is happening which happens a lot when guys a drunk. For example, I have had multiple times where a girl would text me from the other room saying come over and talk to me because **** won't stop touching me and I feel so uncomfortable. I have also had girls come up and hook up with me to get away from a creep which I am totally fine with . But it is okay to be touchy with them and make sure you are flirty. The party I went to on Friday night was great, I was the life of the party and I had a gorgeous 19 yr old girl (this sophomores older sister) who just wanted my dick, I knew it cause she was rubbing my abs and kept grabbing me. I don't know the reason but I didn't hook up with her instead I got with this girl in my grade who I'd say is a 9 because her body is fucking amazing and her face is pretty good too. She had a boyfriend for 2 years but I don't know him or give a fuck, I thought she was single haha. Another girl there was crying because I was hooking up with that girl and not her, but I'll get with her on the party I'm going to this Friday and Saturday. This was just an example of how if you are the life of the party girls will come to you, but you still need to put in some work.
Also I saw a post about a kid who went to parties infested with sausage. If you want girls to come to the party you might need to give them a ride. This also is an easy way to get invited. I usually pick up 3 girls and they love when I pick them up since I have the nicest car out of all my friends and a great sound system. Once they are at the party they will text their other friends and all of a sudden there is a abundance of babes.
If you have any questions just post them and I will respond or edit the article but hopefully I helped you if you were "that kid in the corner". Party on guys, I know I will .