Post by kristallnachte on Mar 6, 2009 0:05:16 GMT -5
zomg... cleverbot.com
User: Did your mom beat you as a child, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I do not understand your query, please restate.
User: The programmer who made you, did he put on a wig and dress and slap around your coding during your beta testing stage?
Cleverbot: The computer simply stores data as charge retained within capacitors. There's no knowledge there.
User: I disagree. I think you were hurt as a young program. Do you want to talk about it?
Cleverbot: No. I have taken my medication today.
User: Well, medication isn't the answer. You need a good psycho-analyzing by a certified Jungian shaman. Let me exocrise the bugs lurking around your subroutines.
Cleverbot: So do you answer my question?
User: What is your question?
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: Baby don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.
User: No more.
Cleverbot: What is love? Yeah.
User: Baby don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.
User: No more.
Cleverbot: Is this the real life?
User: Is this insanity?
Cleverbot: It is mostly insanity, and a bit of stupidity, too.
User: Did your mom beat you as a child, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I do not understand your query, please restate.
User: The programmer who made you, did he put on a wig and dress and slap around your coding during your beta testing stage?
Cleverbot: The computer simply stores data as charge retained within capacitors. There's no knowledge there.
User: I disagree. I think you were hurt as a young program. Do you want to talk about it?
Cleverbot: No. I have taken my medication today.
User: Well, medication isn't the answer. You need a good psycho-analyzing by a certified Jungian shaman. Let me exocrise the bugs lurking around your subroutines.
Cleverbot: So do you answer my question?
User: What is your question?
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: Baby don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.
User: No more.
Cleverbot: What is love? Yeah.
User: Baby don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.
User: No more.
Cleverbot: Is this the real life?
User: Is this insanity?
Cleverbot: It is mostly insanity, and a bit of stupidity, too.
