Mr. Maloney Contest

[secret]

so my school is being put on television on a segment called cool school, and it's not mandatory. you have to arrive at 4:45 am and its all the way till school starts at 7 which is lame and cool xD cause i get to miss the last few perieds of the day but i dont think i am...

ok so the reason i brought it up is because the school is doing the contest Mr. Maloney, Maloney is th high school name, and there 8 contestants including me so 7 other people(if i didnt make it clear). the requirments for doing this are

-male
-must have poise and confidence(dont know what poise is
-must be fit and comfortable with self
-must be able to answer a question on the spot(from what's your favorite ice cream to what do you think of the war in iraq)
-must demonstrate a talent(up to 90 secs)
-must be a good role model

ok so i decided to do this as a haha joke, i didnt think of it seriously but i figured now that im in i might as well try and win it, + im pretty sure that a huge social proof bonus, not to mention i think it gonna be on tv so i get my 90 secs of fame xD any whooo, there is a few diff things were doing
-we have to wear fitness apparel to show off our form and style
-the talent
-night on the town(lol its a formal outfit you would go to a club in)
-on stage question


so which brings me to my point, im not fit im actually from what the doctor says obese but i am comfortable with how i look, but to make sure im doing a new fitness regiment
-waking up a 5am and running 3mi in 35min,
-weight training 3 times a week-with jump rope at the end of each(mon,wed,fri)
-cardio 2x a week(tues, and thurs) (p90x)
- and a nutrition plan (2000 calories, 4 meals a day)

the date for this competition is May 1st yup that right i have less then a month to prepare for it but im doing my best, to look as fit as possible

ok so hears the reason i brought it up(you guys are prob saying what the hell was the post for) i needed help picking a fashionable formal outfit for the competition, i was thinking a suit, or tux xD jk jk a dress shirt in green(school color) dress slacks a white tie(not tied at my neck just dangling at my chest) nice shoes and a blazer to top it all


again im up for an ideas really, so if you have a better idea reply to this post with ur ideas,

anyway as for the talent im doing a magic trick, now my best magic trick involves fire and cause its in school i cant do it so my great plan do a great escape!!!! well not so spectacular i only have a month to plan, i was thinking Houdini handcuff removal, in front of everyone, and actually having the police officer there to handcuff me in front of everyone, i know how to pick the locks but i cant do it in under 45 sec behind my back so i have another plan,...

but i was talking to my mom and i checked the internet and im thinking of getting straitjacket which id then preform that trick instead, but i only have like 2 weeks to prepare the trick if i order 2day and it ships in like a week, id only have like a week maybe 2 to practice it, so im kinda hoping for that but idk i was thinking of other great escapes i could do and maybe getting assistants and doing something that involves them.


also if anyone has any tips on body language or any other tips that might be useful in a this situation no matter how insignificant they seem do reply and tell me, im so nervous ive never preformed in front of a crowd so big, as well as my rep or lack of rep is on the line xD

[OHM]

I did that at my school. Be COMFORTABLE. Easier said than done though I'm sorry to say. Basically, you just need to enjoy yourself, because if you're having fun, then the audience will too.

[optimus]

For the outfit I'd reccomend dressy jeans and dress shirt with a skinny tie. That or jeans, untucked shirt, blazer. The trick is to balance dressyness with a carefree attitude.

And are you serious that your school won't let you use fire? I'd go for some kind of verbal math/psych trick. That way you can talk them through something and it'lll be damn impressive.

something like this.

[Alek]

Well, if your charisma and body language is much better then all of the other guys, you have the upper hand VASTLY - even if you aren't fit.

As for the outfit, i'd go with great fitting jeans, a white blazer, and maybe a black dress shirt. I wouldn't do the tie ordeal. But hell, if this was actually night on the town, id peacock it up a lot more, but then that won't fit this situation...damn irony lol.Id get some nice sunglasses too.

Or black blazer, white dress shirt. And possibly a black tie. Don't button up either, keep it lose.

Man you just gotta think ur a rockstar, and act like one. I wish we had something like this in my school.

[OHM]

Anything from Express is sure to grab an eye. That is if you're willing to shell out your hard earned money for it.

[Volt]

100 foot rope escape all the way, or even a simple rope tie. Just download Escapology by Dixie Dooley of Pirate Bay or something.

[OHM]

anything blindfolded is good too

[Grape]

- Must have blue eyes
- Must have blonde hair
- Must be able to bench 200 lbs
- Must be atleast 6 feet tall
- Must have a penis atleast 8 inches long.

[secret]

i was kinda feeling the handcuff removal, and yea they said no fire, no matter how small, it was a bummer but whatever i dont mind, i ordered my straitjacket last night ity should come in, in about a week and then it gives me 2 weeks to practice

and i need to find out when i get back how its going to be judged cause if its on a point system and u get more points for being fit then in your talent then i have no chance of winning, well actually not true if they screw up i do, but im hoping that it's not or if it is on a point system the talent is worth more, cause i have a feeling that my trick will be the best(not trying to be cocky)

ok so i have a black corduroy blazier, i have a white button up but i was thinking black on black with a skinny tie, my nice sunglasses, fraux with green hair(like in my halloween pic, school colors)(maybe ill get bonus points for that xD)

im going to MD this week for vacation and at the mall there they have a guess outlet i was gonna pick up something there, only thing about a button up, is that i think that other ppl will do it too so i wanna stand out so idk but thanx for the support and tips keep em comming xD

[Sketch]

tbh, go for rick rolla look if you can pull it off with the huge black shades and make it more modern, don't forget the fact that its supposed to be a night out, don't go to formal coz even if you do lose, you'll get peoples attention by peacocking loads and it may get people talking about you etc

[secret]

that's actually very true, im still working on it so idk but ill deff take it into consideration

[optimus]

Apr 10, 2009 11:32:07 GMT -5 Sketch said:

tbh, go for rick rolla look if you can pull it off with the huge black shades and make it more modern, don't forget the fact that its supposed to be a night out, don't go to formal coz even if you do lose, you'll get peoples attention by peacocking loads and it may get people talking about you etc

I resent your insinuation that dressing well will make people ignore you. You'll get peoples' attention by looking good. It really doesn't matter how. I wear ties to school pretty regularly and it's a great way to peacock.

[secret]

ok so my stritjacket came in and i escaped in i wanna say 2 min, now of course it was
A) my mom who tied me in so im gonna see if i can get a friend to tie me up and see how i do
B)i could prob do it in 30 secs if tyhe crouch strap wasn't on but whatev ill survive

ok so i was thiknig going stylish but casual,
button up(tucked in)(i know it souinds gay but trust me it doewsnt look that bad)
tie(not fully up to the neck just hanging at about mid chest)
white sun glasses(there big cover all my eye and the bottom of my eyebrow)
fraux(done in green o represent my school colors)
nice pair of faded jeans(not to tight just right xD)
dress shoes(black)
blazer(cordiroy-spelled wrong but hopefully you get the point)

that's what i go so far, ill dress up like it not tomorrow but sunday and post the pic online here so you can critque it

well that the only update i have right now thank you for the support

[secret]

ok so it's crunch time with only two days left till competion, its gonna be on youtube so ill get the link and post it up that night, im still working on my walk but my tricks are down to a science ok so here are the too outfits i think im gonna wear

[Chris]

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