Ok I'll try, I opened her and she didn't reply, this made me ask her "are you always like this"? She got bitchy and I negged her a few times, then I told her, you see, this is why we wouldn't get along, I wouldn't take your shit and you wouldn't take my shit. She responded with yeah but at least my shit would be good
That was good, so I rewarded he "A smiley! So you're not the ice queen." She was like "Yeah, I'm a good person really"
We chatted and I told her I'm directing a music video and she could be my groupie/carry the lights
I've missed loads out but cannot be bothered to remember.
Here is the remaining log.
HB
i can just make out with all the hot ones in the band
9:58pmDream
Well obviously you don't get the sexy dancer role...
9:59pmHB
ugh..i do dance 5 times a week
HA
9:59pmDream
yeah, but what about the first bit
9:59pmHB
ill do both
9:59pmDream
Right answer.
9:59pmHB
yay
10:01pmDream
you're the best person I've talked to on FB chat late on a saturday night recently
congrats
10:01pmHB
woaaah
10:02pmDream
sarcasm?
I don't want to dissapoint you, but it's not a huge category
10:03pmHB
no
haa
10:03pmDream
You have been stripped of your medal
10:04pmHB
nooooo
10:05pmDream
I'm sorry I just met Wally on facebook chat.
10:07pmDream
He says he's actually hiding from YOU
10:07pmHB
noooooo
10:08pmDream
I'm sorry, I had to choose between you and Wally
and I chose Wally
10:08pmHB
10:10pmDream
Hey, don't get emotional, I only started talking to you half an hour ago. Mabye if you can change, and I can change , maybe the whole damn world can change
!
*sniff*
10:11pmHB
haaaa
aww
10:11pmHB
thats deep babe..thats deep
10:11pmDream
I'm a deep man
not sure what film thats from
Now give me your best stirring speech.
come on
10:15pmDream
Look babes, if you can't give a speech how are we going to lead the revolution together?
10:16pmHB
haa the revolution?
10:17pmDream
THE REVOLUTION
yeah, when we rise up and overthrow our oppressors
I'll be the genius, and you can be my hot sidekick
10:20pmHB
yeaah baby
10:20pmDream
Glad 2 see you don't object to being a sidekick
10:21pmHB
i dont minf
mind
10:21pmDream
Good, cause that's the way it's going 2 stay. Unless you revolt?
I think I'll have to lock you up after the revolution
10:22pmHB
NOOOO
10:22pmDream
It's okay, I'll visit you every week
actually make that every fortnight
10:23pmHB
good
10:23pmDream
good?
I'm gutted
10:23pmHB
verr good
10:29pmDream
I should lock you up in (our village)
10:29pmHB
NO
10:29pmDream
HAHA
You shall spend the rest of your days there
So you don't like it then?
10:31pmHB
no
10:31pmDream
We should meet up, try and make it more interesting
10:31pmHB
yes yes
and start our revolution
10:32pmDream
Let's burn the place to the ground!
Maybe a bit too far...
but what the hell! Vive la revolution!
10:32pmHB
haa yes too far
10:34pmDream
Nyway, some friends are calling, see you
x (just one for now)
10:35pmHB
xxxx
10:40pmDream
aaand i'm back
wow four x's
I'm sploilt
10:43pmHB
i know
10:50pmDream
Oh, and who's the husband *her status was she had a new husband*
?
10:50pmHB
this guy
10:50pmDream
?
u r very elouquent
10:50pmHB
haa
10:51pmDream
Thats what I love, your beautiful way with words
you should be a poer
poet
10:52pmHB
exactlyyy
10:53pmDream
Tell me a poem about me, o eloquent one
10:53pmHB
ok
10:54pmDream
come on then
10:56pmDream
soz g2g