optimus
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Post by optimus on May 2, 2009 15:30:50 GMT -5
lol @ jana.
What do you get when you put a dead baby into a blender?
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An Erection!
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Grape
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Post by Grape on May 2, 2009 15:36:02 GMT -5
hahaha.
Why did Hitler shoot himself?
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kristallnachte
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Post by kristallnachte on May 2, 2009 23:28:18 GMT -5
Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because his underground bunker's doctor said that the most effective method of suicide was a cyanide tablet combined with a bullet in the head. if the question is more appropriately "why did hitler commit suicide?" the answer would be "because hitler made the promise to his people that he would not live to see Germany lose another war" |
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Keysersoze
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Post by Keysersoze on May 3, 2009 4:08:23 GMT -5
hahaha. Why did Hitler shoot himself? did he see his gas bill?!?! that'd b ennuf to make anyone suicidal... |
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Volt
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Post by Volt on May 14, 2009 21:54:16 GMT -5
Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
Also, Why don't women wear watches?
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sparkogre
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Post by sparkogre on May 16, 2009 10:51:12 GMT -5
Because his underground bunker's doctor said that the most effective method of suicide was a cyanide tablet combined with a bullet in the head.
if the question is more appropriately "why did hitler commit suicide?" the answer would be "because hitler made the promise to his people that he would not live to see Germany lose another war"
anti-lol
Edit: why is your reputation -8?
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Grape
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Post by Grape on May 16, 2009 11:50:01 GMT -5
Also, Why don't women wear watches? Because they can't drive. Because they can use the one on the stove =p |
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MarthXII
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Post by MarthXII on May 21, 2009 17:41:06 GMT -5
Lol, I love this post woop woop.
I didnt know itd turn into a joke post either xP
"So this dude gets washed up on an island, And hes been there for 2yrs living off of coconuts and hallucinating, One day this top model (Inserthotmodelhere) washes to shore and he believes her to be a mirrage, He feels her tits and She screams and smacks him. After 2months of trying anyway he can to have sex with her, She feels pity that he hasnt had sex in more than 2yrs. One night she appears to him naked and feeling horny after rubbing alot and tells him to fuck her, So he does. Next morning she wakes up to find him looking out at the sea all sad and shit, She asks him, 'Whats with the face?' He replys 'Could you dress up like a man?' Shes confused and asks him 'why?' and he replys with 'JUST DO IT!' She rushes into the forrest and grabs some leaves for a beard and a cloth and some other stuff for a male appearance. She arrives with a manly voice and says 'now what dude?' The guy just puts his arm around the Guy-dressed model and whispers in her ear 'The girl I fucked last night!! You wont believe it! She even swallowed my loadddddd!!! =DD' "
Hows that? >=D
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SenorBubbz
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Post by SenorBubbz on May 21, 2009 19:58:46 GMT -5
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Post by OHM on May 21, 2009 20:59:37 GMT -5
A king was riding his horse down a country lane when he spotted an antique lamp on the side of the road, being a collector of fine antiquities he picked it up and brushed some dust off, low and behold, a genie appeared.
"Good day fair king, you may have 3 wishes for I am a genie!" said the genie
"Ok first, I wish that I were invincible" replied the king
The genie snapped his fingers and when the smoke cleared the king took his sword and stabbed himself, but alas, he was not harmed.
"Secondly, I wish my horse was invincible"
The genie snapped his fingers and when the smoke cleared the king took his sword and stabbed his horse, but alas nothing happened.
"Thirdly, I wish my genitals were just like my horses"
The genie snapped his fingers and when the smoke cleared he returned to his castle. He explained his wishes to his servant, demonstrating that both he and his horse were invincible, then the servant asked,
"But your kingly-ness, what about the third wish?"
The king pulled down his pants to show the servant his genitals, and the servant replied,
"Good God my lord, that is the biggest vagina I've ever seen!"
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Post by OHM on May 21, 2009 21:01:57 GMT -5
My dad's best friend told me this one.
Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing?
A: Because she was shot in the head.
And for you science guys out there:
Q: How many theoretical physicists specializing in general relativity does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to rotate the universe!
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SenorBubbz
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Post by SenorBubbz on May 22, 2009 10:02:31 GMT -5
This is more like a real-life story that's funny.
I was teaching my friend how to ride a bike on his block and this woman (HB8) comes with this dude and she's like "Here, this is my house." and the guy is like "Ok cool."
So as they are going into the door, I whisper to the guy "GET SOOOOMMMEEE" and he turns around and gives me a thumbs up and a wink, funniest shit ever!!
Now we are around there again like 5 or 10 minutes later and the woman and the man come out again, and they are holding hands, unlike last time. So my friend's dad is there and he goes "Oh, looks like it was a quickie." and he does the "blowjob" thing (where you put your tongue on your cheek so it looks like a dick is in your mouth and you take your hand and pretend like you're shoving a dick in your mouth.)
So this guy is 48 years old, 6'4", and bald. So he's huge and scary looking, but he's hilarious and curses all the time. Anyway, The End.
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Johnny Bravo
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Post by Johnny Bravo on May 25, 2009 19:56:48 GMT -5
Lol Kristall are you a nazi? hahah
My 5th period teacher thinks im a nazi.
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