I'll just leave this here.

[MarthXII]

Adam says to god, "God, Why did you make women so soft?" God says, "So that you will like them." Adam Says, "God, Why did you make women so warm and cuddly?" God says, "So that you will like them." Adam says to God, "But, God, Why did you make them so stupid?" God says, "So that they will Like you."

=]

Will be Modifying with more jokes hah. Toodles.

[Alek]

lool. Why was helene keller a bad driver?

[orangejuice]

Cuz she was deaf?

[orangejuice]

My teacher told me this joke.

Why do you stick a baby into a blender feet first?

So you cen see it's facial expressions.

Kinda messed up.

[Deleted]

Apr 29, 2009 14:32:15 GMT -5 Alek said:

lool. Why was helene keller a bad driver?

Cuz she's a woman!! haha

[SenorBubbz]

Apr 29, 2009 14:49:43 GMT -5 orangejuice said:

My teacher told me this joke.

Why do you stick a baby into a blender feet first?

So you cen see it's facial expressions.

Kinda messed up.

=/

What's worse than a baby hanging on a tree?
10 babies hanging on a tree.
What's worse than 10 babies hanging on a tree?
A baby hanging on 10 tree.

D:

[MarthXII]

dude, Im not in her for the Pedo...
If you want pedo ask Alek.
That dude Games 7yr olds

haha... >.>

[Grape]

What's the difference between a mexican and a bench? (this is stereotypically hilarious, dont take it personally if you happen to be mexican)

[RedDog]

A bench can support a family... I'm Puerto Rican so I get that joke alot from people who think I'm a mexican. I have one though.

A White Man, a Rich Mexican, and a Unicorn jump off Queens Bridge. Who dies first?

Answer:
The White man, because the other two don't exist

[MarthXII]

Black guy and a jew jump off a bridge, who falls first? ( and this is really bad but its Frequently told, dont be hatin if your black, and dont be shlomin if youre a jew )

The black guy, becuase First The jew would obviously miss the jump since hes at home counting his money, or hes so cheap he has really crappy fabric light cloaths.
Black guy falls faster since hes covered in chains.

Or

Black Guy dosent even reach the ground, He has to stop to clean the windows.


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Adam and Micheal are riding on a plane, Adam sticks his hand out the window and says Were flying over paris.
Micheal asks adam how does he know?
Adam simpley replys that he felt the Eiffel tower.

Couple hrs later adam sticks his hand out the window and says were flying over new york.
Micheal asks How does he know?
Adam simply replys that he felt the statue of libertys torch.

Couple hrs later close to their destination Adam sticks his hand out the window and says were flying over San francisco.
Micheal replys quickly with a smirk, Because of the sea smell?
Adam simply replys with a no and "My hands were manicured by some fags and My watch is missing"

Kinda long and its translated Lol.
I still think its funny.

[kristallnachte]

Apr 29, 2009 16:01:31 GMT -5 SenorBubbz said:

=/

What's worse than a baby hanging on a tree?
10 babies hanging on a tree.
What's worse than 10 babies hanging on a tree?
A baby hanging on 10 tree.

D:

What's worse than a baby hanging from 10 trees?
A minority baby hanging from 10 trees.

[Grape]

HAHAHA

[Jana]

Ever notice that there's no blacks in The Jetsons?




[Look's like a great future, doesn't it?]

[hotdemon]

whats the difference between jam and mermalaide

you can't mermalaide your dick up a girls ass

[Chris]

May 1, 2009 10:19:16 GMT -5 hotdemon said:

whats the difference between jam and mermalaide

you can't mermalaide your dick up a girls ass

LMFAO.