Dude...I'm so going to cheerleading camp!

[Johnny Bravo]

Dude....

So im watching this movie called fired up. Its about these two players that go to cheerleading camp and SCORE@



I'm thinking to myself...Im totally gonna do this.



So next year or senior year im going to become a fucking cheerleader!


Any tips?

[SenorBubbz]

Cut your balls off?
I don't know how you're gonna do all those splits with your balls still on your body.
It'd be better to cut them off now before they end up falling off in the middle of a practice xD

But seriously, cheerleading = gymnastics + singing
So learn to sing/cheer and do some gymnastics (back flips and shit)

[Grape]

practice the shit out of cheerleading while searching youtube for the how to xD

[Johnny Bravo]

Nah I don't need to cut off my balls, I don't do anything besides be the muscle for the group.



So While i'll be running around shouting and shit, they will be doing flips and shit.


So....just think i'll do doing all that work to get to go to pick up heaven...


CHEER CAMP.


Fucking think about this guys...


200+ girls. CHEERLEADERS in a camp with me. One of the few straight guys. For like a fucking month!


Think dude... A FUCKING MONTH WITH 200 HOT ASS GIRLS.



GOD


My dick is sooooooooo gonna get an STD.

[Grape]

Dude, you should seriously consider this.
Seriously.
Don't make this a 3-day fantasy, make it a realistic goal and pursue it! =]

[kristallnachte]

dude, male cheerleaders kinda have it good.

Not only around girls a LOT (plus the big cheerleading events tend to have huge dances with like a 20:1 girl-guy ratio) but also colleges hand out Male cheerleading scholarships like its crack, since there are so few male cheerleaders.

[Johnny Bravo]

I'm gonna do it!


I'm seriously gonna start seeing how I can do this.

[SenorBubbz]

Shit, I'd do it too, but my urban ass fucking school doesn't have a cheerleading team. Or a football team =/

[Johnny Bravo]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.


Go swine their asses.


Throw up in a bag, and throw that bag in their face. Show the fucker who can throw a ball.

[SenorBubbz]

LOL
I'm actually going back tomorrow.
I'm gonna see how I can spread it to as many people as possible.

[Jana]

Cool.

There's a guy on our cheerleeding team, too. He's nice and pretty fit, but he gets picked on a lot.
But he could give a shit less. While they're picking on him, spending more than enough time with girls. Have fun.

[Alek]

Kidding. That would be cool, and you'd be in in a minute lol. Youd be the talk of the town, and ud be leading HUGE sets. Its great. Instant interest at the least.

But i do think, if your going to do something you need to do it because you like it, not because of the girls (otherwise it might be seen as phony)

[SenorBubbz]

Alek, that song is AMAZING!
Favorite part: "And the colored girls go doo doo doo do doo."

[Johnny Bravo]

Alek.....Did you join pick up becuase you like women, or you like pussy?


lol jk xD



I don't give a fuck really. I'll do it for girls and if its fun I might like it, if not, its still gonna be worth it.

[kristallnachte]

I'm taking a dance class.

its both fun, AND has lots of hotties in spandex