AMOGs are like caged lions

[Grape]

Ahh!! The asshole jock pushes you down in the hallways, he makes fun of you and makes you feel like shit. You feel hopeless and worn out.

Because you let him get under your skin.
AMOGs are like caged lions. They will try to bite, and once they get that first bite, they'll go for more and more and more.
But if you give them a good discipline for their actions, they will look up to you.

How??
Well, it's easy once you look into it.

Step into his shoes for once.
Some thoughts in is head are:
- Hey, I can pick on this kid and get more respect from my peers
- Hey, this kid's no match for me.
- I'm going to make this kid look like a loser

So he comes up to you and says, "Hey fag. Nice shoes, what the fuck are you supposed to be?"

and you have two choices here:
- Get sucked into his little trap
- Ignore his little trap and turn it around on him

So you may answer, "I-i-i don't know.. why?"
and get your ass kicked.

or

You may answer, "Dude, are you okay??! Your tourettes are kicking in REALLY hard!! Fag! Fuck! Shit! Cunt!" smiling, and say, "You are soo cool. "
and walk away.


It's all about letting him and others around him know that he doesn't mean crap to you. He's like the little 6 year old who calls you stupid and fat. Do you cry when a six year old does that? No, hopefully.
You laugh at him and say, "Aww, look at the wittle baby. Hey wittle baby!!"
Let the "AMOG" know his words and actions seem pathetic to you.
Then he'll back away and never bite at you again,, unless he's stupid.
If he does, then go "Bro bro, why are you following me? I like girls, not guys. Sorry." and walk away.

[SamethP]

LOL
thats siick
AMOG ownage x]

[nine]

I once had the AMOG say something about the tight jeans I was wearing during free period after a standardized test, so I put him on blast. I said, "Do you have a vagina?" and he was so stunned he was like, "Yea, wait no no no" Then I go, "Then why the fuck would I care what you think?" Everyone around him just cracked up laughing.

Nine

[sparkogre]

<d-bag>Hey fag. Nice shoes, what the fuck are you supposed to be?
<you> haorihadklfdfksndf (mumble shit)
<d-bag) what?
<you> asfoihsdfjkng
(d-bag) WTF
<you>: COCKSUCKING MAKES YOU DEAF


EDIT: I also think that by (be careful here) buying into their question, but not the frame, you can own them. I got this tactic from the Lovesystems Interview on "men and obstacles" where they have a NICE-ASS chunk on AMOGing. Basically what they say is a good tactic, is what they call their "one-up" method. It's basically, you take anything they say, and take it up a notch. The example they use is:

<d-bag> Hey, you a FAGGOT?
<you> YEAH MAN, and you're my make-up artist.

<d-bag>Hey fag. Nice shoes, what the fuck are you supposed to be?
<you> Oh, I was going for the cross-dressing look. What do you think, you're pulling it off pretty well.

Another thing they basically recommend is whenever somebody makes a dumbshit comment like that, just go "all right, cool man" and backturn.

[SenorBubbz]

Mar 14, 2009 14:18:27 GMT -5 sparkogre said:

<d-bag>Hey fag. Nice shoes, what the fuck are you supposed to be?
<you> haorihadklfdfksndf (mumble shit)
<d-bag) what?
<you> asfoihsdfjkng
(d-bag) WTF
<you>: COCKSUCKING MAKES YOU DEAF

I lol'd