Johnny Bravo
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Post by Johnny Bravo on May 27, 2009 17:41:01 GMT -5
So, I dont know if you guys know but I'm an actor and all so I try out for movies...
Though I've never gotten a role I still try.
Well today a director emailed me and he wants me to play a role, I sent him pictures of myself and his reply was...
"you look appropriate for the roles jake and emery."
Im thinking cool, so I read the script and its kinda confusing. I thought jake was a boy... Well hes talking about giving head.
THE MOTHER FUCKER IS GAY.
He gave me the scripts for both gay roles.
LMAO
He said I look GAY.
not only is that fucking irony but on national television I'd have to say
" JAKE (tormenting). We only screwed like twice. Oh, and I gave him head. I never thought I could be so talented in so many ways with my mouth."
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I'm busting up laughing right now.
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kristallnachte
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Post by kristallnachte on May 28, 2009 10:09:00 GMT -5
do it...
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Post by nutrick on May 28, 2009 14:31:06 GMT -5
ahahahahah that's hilarious. omg you can SO play the part. then when your famous, remember us and this forum, particularly this post and me saying this if i see it in the movie theater's imma be like "OMG I KNOW HIM, HE'S GAY"
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Post by Dream on May 28, 2009 14:41:56 GMT -5
do it. and i'm not taking the piss brokeback mountain didn't make heath a worse actor (though this doesn't seem like it would be in that tone aren't you bi anyway? not that it's not embarrassing to say the lines, but if the director's good, he should get you through it is it a large part? I presume you'd have an audition in the future, so good luck
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Post by OHM on May 28, 2009 14:44:56 GMT -5
Gay, if you didn't take that gay role, that would be totally GAY!
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Post by Alek on May 28, 2009 16:22:28 GMT -5
doo it, now u can fully live up to ur name instead of 50%
haha
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Johnny Bravo
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Post by Johnny Bravo on May 28, 2009 16:48:12 GMT -5
Man I love this moral support. I think its support. Not sure....
lol.
I'll do both roles. I talked to the director and actually the dude isn't gay he just likes to blow guys? lol
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SenorBubbz
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Post by SenorBubbz on May 28, 2009 16:57:36 GMT -5
Yea dude, totally do it. Also, lol? He's not gay but he fucks dudes?
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Johnny Bravo
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Post by Johnny Bravo on May 28, 2009 18:03:12 GMT -5
I guess. lol.
Its like Kyle XY. Ever watch that show?
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SenorBubbz
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Post by SenorBubbz on May 28, 2009 19:07:04 GMT -5
Heard of it, never watched it.
Doesn't the dude have no belly button?
And what's the show you're auditioning for called?
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Post by kristallnachte on May 29, 2009 10:27:55 GMT -5
maybe he's like bob saget...not gay...but sucks dick for coke
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Johnny Bravo
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Post by Johnny Bravo on May 29, 2009 11:52:47 GMT -5
Its called Attractive Today
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