Keysersoze
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Post by Keysersoze on Jun 13, 2009 14:47:11 GMT -5
mydrunktexts.com/hahaha it's fucking awesome!!! I've stolen so many ideas and lines from here...
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Mr. Scientist
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Registered: Oct 23, 2008 9:06:55 GMT -5
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Post by Mr. Scientist on Jun 13, 2009 15:07:14 GMT -5
hahaa brilliant !! love this
"woowwwwwi fucking hate him right now..i woke up alone on the fucking floor... completely naked.. go in the other room and he is cuddling with my sister .. i hate him"
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RedDog
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Yes, I am the awesome one that you heard about ;)
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Registered: Nov 26, 2008 20:44:45 GMT -5
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Post by RedDog on Jun 13, 2009 15:39:16 GMT -5
from (803): how did my balls get so hairy overnight?
from (909): I framed a picture of a seagull shitting and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
from (215): I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
from (703): Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
from (301): you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
from (512): tryin to figure out which works faster... a shot of 5 hour energy... or a shot of vodka... will keep takin each till one wins.... this may be a long night
Lol new favorite site
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Mr. Scientist
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Registered: Oct 23, 2008 9:06:55 GMT -5
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Post by Mr. Scientist on Jun 13, 2009 16:50:03 GMT -5
God !! its brilliant for pickup, openers, c+f, stories... BRILLIANT!! and it brings lols too.
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RedDog
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Yes, I am the awesome one that you heard about ;)
Posts: 477
Registered: Nov 26, 2008 20:44:45 GMT -5
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Post by RedDog on Jun 13, 2009 16:55:12 GMT -5
The ultimate Amog line: Tyson Chicken is hiring and when I told them about all your experience handling cocks, well. . . you start Monday! No need 2 thank me =============================================== from (212): I know she is the girl of my dreams b/c she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland. This girl is my dream girl too now... Thats smexy  |
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Keysersoze
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Registered: Feb 12, 2009 18:48:21 GMT -5
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Post by Keysersoze on Jun 15, 2009 12:54:42 GMT -5
God !! its brilliant for pickup, openers, c+f, stories... BRILLIANT!! and it brings lols too. god yes!!! |
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Mandrake
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Registered: Feb 20, 2009 21:43:03 GMT -5
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Post by Mandrake on Jun 15, 2009 13:03:11 GMT -5
Amazing. When I get a new phone I'll be sure to use these
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samiam
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Post by samiam on Jun 16, 2009 15:48:50 GMT -5
Woo! The 317 is in top 20! My area code rocks!
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SenorBubbz
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There's a thousand of you, there's only one of me.
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Registered: Oct 22, 2008 17:04:34 GMT -5
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Post by SenorBubbz on Jun 16, 2009 18:17:08 GMT -5
(402): Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Total win.
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(951): yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
How every girl should leave a PUA's home ^^
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Volt
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Irresistable
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Registered: Nov 23, 2008 12:26:55 GMT -5
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Post by Volt on Jun 17, 2009 0:57:46 GMT -5
these are the same as textsfromlastnight.com
ITS A CONSPIRISAH!
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