Post by RedDog on Jul 3, 2009 0:21:19 GMT -5
Don't know where you want it, but this is for the ebook.
Driving...YES! By Dj RedDog
Driving.. It's awesome! So I'll give you some tips not as much on gaming girls, but having an awesome time driving,
First,Make sure you get a liscense. lol. It differs from state to state, but In FL you have to get a learner's permit first then your actual liscense.
Taking Drivers Ed in school will help as well.
If you are lucky and your parent(s) are rich/generous, you should be already getting a car. Which is great.
If not, then you'll need to find one. Generally You want to get a Used car with good miles, and a Carfax report on it as well.
Make sure you aren't driving a 46' Jalopy, It has to be somewhat cool lol.
Remember whe nchoosing a car you'll be doing some driving of friends, relatives, and hot bisexual girls. So try and get a 5 seater if you can.
Alright. Now if you're going with a used car, chances are it may need a paint job.
Go to any Detaling shop, and have them give you car a fresh paint job, and detail it as well.
Another thing you may want to do, is get tinted windows. These are good for more reasons than one, specifically, your wing and his girl can fuck in your backseat.
Tinted windows also provide more comfort.(You may also want to get bulletproof windows if you wish)
GET A GOOD RADIO!
Get a high quality, HD and/or Sattelite radio. Make sure the baby can just absolutey kick out jams at high volume. Buy subwoofers, etc. if you need to.
As far as Sat. radio, You can get it if you want, but make sure your budget fits it in.
Get good seat/wheel covers if you wish. Make sure your car is comfortable for ever wants to come in.
Make sure your car gets washed often. If you can't take care of your car, what about your room, or your girlfriend? don't let that question pop into girls heads.
You may want to invest in a good wax spray for your car, it will give it a nice shiny finish.
Remember the shotgun rule:
When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of rock paper scissors
Use your car to your advantadge. If there is a nice spot for romance or bla bla bla, Take a drive to it with your girl, look at stars, and other gooey stuff.
have good shit on CD. Singing is also okay.
Charge freshmen for rides.
when in the car with an HB, you must kiss for the duration of any red light you encounter.
BUY A GPS!
You have no idea how much you'll need it. Trust me, You don't know where that girls house is. Type it in your Gps.
You can get a fancy radio-gps combo, but this again depends on budget.(Try for holiday presents)
I don't condone racing, but if you're going to do it, make sure you're all good under the hood. It's not my subject though.
and one more:
NEVER DRIVE WHEN YOU ARE TIPSY
I'm sure you hear it enough, but don't. Have a Designated driver if you're going to drink. Rotate the DD title from night to night.
So there you have it boys, My short guide to driving. Hope you guys hyave a great time on the roads.
Driving...YES! By Dj RedDog
Driving.. It's awesome! So I'll give you some tips not as much on gaming girls, but having an awesome time driving,
First,Make sure you get a liscense. lol. It differs from state to state, but In FL you have to get a learner's permit first then your actual liscense.
Taking Drivers Ed in school will help as well.
If you are lucky and your parent(s) are rich/generous, you should be already getting a car. Which is great.
If not, then you'll need to find one. Generally You want to get a Used car with good miles, and a Carfax report on it as well.
Make sure you aren't driving a 46' Jalopy, It has to be somewhat cool lol.
Remember whe nchoosing a car you'll be doing some driving of friends, relatives, and hot bisexual girls. So try and get a 5 seater if you can.
Alright. Now if you're going with a used car, chances are it may need a paint job.
Go to any Detaling shop, and have them give you car a fresh paint job, and detail it as well.
Another thing you may want to do, is get tinted windows. These are good for more reasons than one, specifically, your wing and his girl can fuck in your backseat.
Tinted windows also provide more comfort.(You may also want to get bulletproof windows if you wish)
GET A GOOD RADIO!
Get a high quality, HD and/or Sattelite radio. Make sure the baby can just absolutey kick out jams at high volume. Buy subwoofers, etc. if you need to.
As far as Sat. radio, You can get it if you want, but make sure your budget fits it in.
Get good seat/wheel covers if you wish. Make sure your car is comfortable for ever wants to come in.
Make sure your car gets washed often. If you can't take care of your car, what about your room, or your girlfriend? don't let that question pop into girls heads.
You may want to invest in a good wax spray for your car, it will give it a nice shiny finish.
Remember the shotgun rule:
When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of rock paper scissors
Use your car to your advantadge. If there is a nice spot for romance or bla bla bla, Take a drive to it with your girl, look at stars, and other gooey stuff.
have good shit on CD. Singing is also okay.
Charge freshmen for rides.
when in the car with an HB, you must kiss for the duration of any red light you encounter.
BUY A GPS!
You have no idea how much you'll need it. Trust me, You don't know where that girls house is. Type it in your Gps.
You can get a fancy radio-gps combo, but this again depends on budget.(Try for holiday presents)
I don't condone racing, but if you're going to do it, make sure you're all good under the hood. It's not my subject though.
and one more:
NEVER DRIVE WHEN YOU ARE TIPSY
I'm sure you hear it enough, but don't. Have a Designated driver if you're going to drink. Rotate the DD title from night to night.
So there you have it boys, My short guide to driving. Hope you guys hyave a great time on the roads.
