[Decide for me] Shes got a tight pussy. But shes..

[Johnny Bravo]

This girl is ugly. I won't lie. Shes got B cups, shes white with no tan. but her pussy is so tight she can't get in two fingers. In fact, one is hard for her. I really want to shove my cock in something that tight...

Here is our AIM convo, tell me what to do. I'd post a pic of her, but the only one I have is her naked.

(12:13:57 AM) Me: So.
(12:14:06 AM) naru-chan: haha so
(12:14:14 AM) Me: I want to feel a super tight pussy
(12:15:47 AM) naru-chan: haha oh wow
(12:15:55 AM) naru-chan: glad thats why you message me you freak
(12:16:08 AM) Me: Thank you
(12:16:16 AM) naru-chan: lol
(12:16:23 AM) naru-chan: how are you doing Rave Boy?
(12:17:13 AM) naru-chan: how old are you anyways?!
(12:17:22 AM) Me: I'm 18
(12:17:26 AM) Me: My birthday was last month
(12:17:27 AM) naru-chan: LIAR
(12:17:28 AM) Me: July 14th
(12:17:29 AM) naru-chan: no
(12:17:31 AM) Me: You missed it
(12:17:36 AM) Me: I'm doing good.
(12:17:40 AM) Me: I'm going to see an agent tomorrow
(12:17:48 AM) Me: I had an audition yesterday and the day before
(12:17:56 AM) Me: for a movie, and a show on tv
(12:18:14 AM) naru-chan: thats really awesome
(12:18:20 AM) naru-chan: I loved acting
(12:18:24 AM) naru-chan: omfg i need boobs
(12:18:27 AM) naru-chan: oh well anyways
(12:18:35 AM) naru-chan: YOU AREN'T 18
(12:18:41 AM) Me: I am =)
(12:18:44 AM) Me: I lied to you
(12:18:49 AM) Me: Becuase I love the thought of older women
(12:18:55 AM) Me: I'll show you my drivers lisence
(12:18:59 AM) naru-chan: haha okay
(12:19:00 AM) naru-chan: and
(12:19:05 AM) naru-chan: I technically AM older
(12:20:39 AM) Me: Yep.
(12:20:41 AM) Me: Hows the boyfriend
(12:20:52 AM) naru-chan: aaaah fuck him
(12:21:13 AM) naru-chan: and hes never been my boyfriend
(12:21:17 AM) naru-chan: more like an attachment
(12:21:34 AM) Me: Thats good
(12:22:36 AM) naru-chan: not really
(12:22:41 AM) naru-chan: it fucking sucks
(12:22:59 AM) Me: I bet.
(12:23:08 AM) Me: Last Attachment i had...
(12:23:09 AM) Me: Hella
(12:23:13 AM) Me: Hell*
(12:23:18 AM) Me: I can't remember the last girl I liked
(12:23:32 AM) naru-chan: because you are a sex addict
(12:23:37 AM) naru-chan: and you don't LIKE girls
(12:23:40 AM) naru-chan: you FUCK girls
(12:23:41 AM) naru-chan: haha
(12:23:47 AM) Me: I do...
(12:23:52 AM) Me: It turns me on though
(12:23:57 AM) Me: I love when my dick is in pain
(12:24:02 AM) Me: because her pussy is so tight
(12:24:16 AM) Me: Whats your best sexual moment?
(12:24:26 AM) naru-chan: Sex was bad for me
(12:24:34 AM) naru-chan: I was too tight
(12:26:56 AM) Me: You only fucked once?
(12:27:10 AM) naru-chan: twice
(12:28:28 AM) Me: Hm. How long did he last?
(12:28:44 AM) naru-chan: for awhile actually
(12:28:56 AM) Me: how long is awhile, some say 15, some say an hour
(12:29:02 AM) Me: For me...awhile is 2 hours
(12:29:05 AM) naru-chan: i'll say twenty
(12:29:12 AM) Me: Thats not long at all.
(12:29:16 AM) naru-chan: omg
(12:29:24 AM) naru-chan: he was fucking a virgin cut him some slack
(12:29:26 AM) Me: I bet your tightness had an effect though
(12:29:28 AM) Me: oh?
(12:29:31 AM) Me: I did not know this.
(12:29:38 AM) Me: Maybe you should have cut him some slack
(12:29:43 AM) Me: and practice stretching your pussy
(12:29:46 AM) naru-chan: XDDD
(12:29:49 AM) naru-chan: haha
(12:29:49 AM) Me: But really...dont do that
(12:29:59 AM) Me: I would hate for something so tight to be stretched out
(12:30:05 AM) Me: Unless its with my cock
(12:30:07 AM) Me: In which case
(12:30:10 AM) Me: I think I could live
(12:30:12 AM) Me: wait...
(12:30:15 AM) Me: no...i couldnt
(12:30:20 AM) Me: actually, yeah, I could.
(12:30:27 AM) naru-chan: oh wow
(12:30:29 AM) naru-chan: calm down
(12:30:44 AM) Me: You know those movies
(12:30:47 AM) Me: Were there is the one dude
(12:30:52 AM) Me: screaming at the calm dude
(12:30:55 AM) Me: CALM THE FUCK DOWN MAN
(12:31:00 AM) Me: And clearly he is calm?
(12:31:15 AM) naru-chan: yeah
(12:31:26 AM) Me: Cool.


I honestly cannot decide...I almost went through with it once before, but she was just so fucking annoying I just left.

I'll leave it to the readers.

[Johnny Bravo]

(12:31:57 AM) naru-chan: but yeah...sex. no. I loved it for another reason. like it was beautiful and all that jazz but it hurt
(12:32:08 AM) naru-chan: but i still want it constantly
(12:32:13 AM) naru-chan: so i'm like WTF
(12:33:17 AM) Me: Thats good.
(12:33:29 AM) Me: Whenever my dad goes to work I'll probably call you to hang out
(12:33:34 AM) Me: I order alot of pizza when my dad is out
(12:33:42 AM) Me: so we can eat pizza all day. And get a tan.
(12:34:04 AM) naru-chan: why would we tan, Zach?
(12:34:07 AM) naru-chan: thats random
(12:34:10 AM) naru-chan: and i enjoy being pale
(12:34:17 AM) Me: Well I was walking around
(12:34:26 AM) Me: and this mom told me I need a tan. I told her no shit thats why my shirt is off
(12:34:40 AM) Me: Its more fun doing it naked though.
(12:35:23 AM) naru-chan: tanning naked....
(12:35:39 AM) naru-chan: you are so weird
(12:36:01 AM) Me: Have you ever laid out...
(12:36:08 AM) Me: Naked...having the warm sun heat you up
(12:36:18 AM) Me: then you just swim in nice warm water
(12:36:20 AM) Me: naked?
(12:36:37 AM) Me: The warm running all over your body...tingling little spots it never touches with a bathign suit on?
(12:37:04 AM) naru-chan: no Zach...I havent
(12:37:18 AM) Me: Its really nice.
(12:38:09 AM) naru-chan: sounds like it
(12:38:23 AM) naru-chan: i would much rather shower with someone than swim
(12:38:33 AM) Me: Showering is fun
(12:38:36 AM) Me: but you get cold
(12:38:40 AM) naru-chan: no
(12:38:42 AM) Me: because unless its a nice shower
(12:38:44 AM) naru-chan: you get fucking hot
(12:38:45 AM) Me: with like 4 heads
(12:38:49 AM) Me: Your not always in the water
(12:38:55 AM) naru-chan: doesn;t matter
(12:38:55 AM) Me: And girls take their time with their hair
(12:38:59 AM) Me: So what I tend to do
(12:39:07 AM) Me: is grab their hips, spin them around, slam them into the wall
(12:39:11 AM) Me: and start pounding them
(12:39:11 AM) naru-chan: YES
(12:39:14 AM) naru-chan: no
(12:39:16 AM) naru-chan: XD
(12:39:19 AM) Me: while taking the water
(12:39:25 AM) naru-chan: but
(12:39:31 AM) Me: No really. I do all that just to get the water..Its quite clever
(12:39:31 AM) naru-chan: the whole forcful thing is totally hot
(12:39:45 AM) Me: Yeah....once...this girl wanted me to slap her
(12:39:47 AM) Me: so i slap her ass
(12:39:49 AM) Me: But no
(12:39:52 AM) Me: she wanted it in the face
(12:39:54 AM) Me: im thinking...woah
(12:39:57 AM) Me: hitting a girl?
(12:40:02 AM) Me: But then im like its in the bedroom
(12:40:08 AM) naru-chan: i want to be like bitten and clawed and bruised
(12:40:15 AM) Me: So. I just choked her abit.
(12:40:20 AM) Me: I cant hit women
(12:40:22 AM) Me: Yeah yeah
(12:40:23 AM) Me: biten clawed
(12:40:26 AM) Me: pounded
(12:40:27 AM) Me: ripped
(12:40:30 AM) naru-chan: yes
(12:40:30 AM) Me: All girls love it
(12:40:38 AM) naru-chan: i want bruises when i'm done


I'm done. Make your decisions.

[OHM]

You might as well, as long as you're not "going out of your way".

[SenorBubbz]

She sounds.... not fun.
And yea, fuck her as long as it doesn't take any effort. I couldn't imagine putting effort into fucking an ugly girl.

So yea, it's up to you. If you're bored one day call her over and take a shower with her. Or just rip her clothes off at the door.

[Deleted]

Yeah, any girl that goes by "naru-chan" is either japanese or an ugly nerd.

2 words of advice for ya.

1: Make sure she doesn't get feelings for you.

2: Make sure no one finds out. If she really is an ugly nerd and people find out, well, that can't be good for your rep.

EDIT: My final answer is no, unless you really have to do it.

[SenorBubbz]

She's 18 Aaron, I'm pretty sure no one will find out since she probably doesn't go to his school.

[Deleted]

Aug 14, 2009 17:05:52 GMT -5 SenorBubbz said:

She's 18 Aaron, I'm pretty sure no one will find out since she probably doesn't go to his school.

Ok, well there goes my 2nd reason.

I didn't want to go into this whole "integrity" of Pick up

But...

I don' t think it's right.

Not the boyfriend part because, well, she obviously doesn't like him, but that you are basically using this girl. If she gets invested in you and you just kick her to the curb, it's going to break this poor nerd's heart.

My answer is still no, but it's not my decision. I'm just the angel on your shoulder trying to help you out,

But I usually listen to the devil side so, what the hell? Bang the shit out of her. ;D

[Johnny Bravo]

Well. I'll wait til we have 15 votes.

[Volt]

Gay, this feels more like bragging than anything. However, I'm impressed with the reputation that you've built yourself. I say if she arranges the logistics and drives to your place, fuck her, but it's not worth the effort otherwise.

[Johnny Bravo]

Aye man, thats cool if you think I'm bragging....But if you saw this girl, you'd know I'm not.

I have massive moral issues. Mainly with decided what to do. So I often ask other people. This time, I'm asking you guys. So trust me....this girl is nothing to brag about.

Though If she was at the party I went to last night I'd probably have fucked her. I got really drunk...an interesting night to say the least

[Alek]

no, youll just fucking gag later

[Grape]

dickk moveeee

[samiam]

I say no, if she's really not that attractive it wouldn't be that great, and it seems like she is really starting to like you. It wouldn't be fair to her to just fuck her and move on. Maybe if you make it absolutely clear that you just want to fuck her and nothing else then it could be acceptable, but I feel like you're going to feel really bad in the future if you lead her on.

[Alek]

for some reason, when ever I see this thread I cant but think she smells like fish down there