Post by RedDog on Aug 18, 2009 16:10:08 GMT -5
The Importance of Words-by HSPUA Specialist RedDog
I want to let you guys know something. Approach Anxiety is a myth. Fear is a myth. Nervousness is a myth.
"But zomg Red, you are so wrong I haz teh AA!!!!!111!!11111!one!!!1eleven11!"
No. No. No. You don't have Approach ANXIETY. Anxiety is like... where you freak out and pass out and shit. If you do actually have that... Well good luck. Anxiety is a MEDICAL problem. I'm not a fucking doctor so I wont tell you what it is, but you don't get Anxiety when wanting to talk to a girl.
You get: ALPHA EXCITEMENT
The tension you may feel is simply your body preparing you for the situation, helping you stay on your feet. You want to be able to stay on your feet. Your body is preparing you for success. So embrace the ALPHA EXCITEMENT. Hug it. Kiss it. Do it Doggy Style. Get used to it. There is no magic cure to get rid of ALPHA EXCITEMENT completely. But you can embrace it, and not make it a factor for you.
The same factors above go for fear and nervous-ness. Both your body preparing you for the situation. Do those Doggy Style as well.
"But Red, I haz learnd about AA and it is teh p0wn!!!!!!!!"
Fuck what you've learned. The best way to get better is to adapt what you've learned.
Red's word of the day-
Change feelings words like Anger, Hate, Depression to Ticked Off, Dislike, and slightly blue(LMAO)
AND STOP SAYING FUCKING ONEITIS!
It isn't an African Tribal disease. Oneitis is simply Situational Infaution.
FAQ
Q. Who the fuck are you
A. RedDog, Specialist.
Q. I have a lump on my ---
A. Whoa, I'm not a doctor.
Q. I haz teh AA!
A. Shut the Fuck up.
Q. I still haz teh AA!
A. T.T
Q. These are retarded
A. I know you are, but what am I?
Q. *Amog Attempt*
A. Nice try bitch.
Q. AA!
A. Gahhhhh
Q. So what does this mean?
A. Basically, your subconsious reads words in a different way. If you say Enraged, you'll be Enraged. If you are slightly Blue, you'll be barely sad.
Q. Will you suck my dick?
A. Erm... No.
Q. Why do you have to Doggy Style your ALPHA EXCITEMENT?
A. Oh, you can do it all kinds of ways. Such as, Missionary, Poleless Tricycle, ETC.
Good Luck.
RedDog.
I want to let you guys know something. Approach Anxiety is a myth. Fear is a myth. Nervousness is a myth.
"But zomg Red, you are so wrong I haz teh AA!!!!!111!!11111!one!!!1eleven11!"
No. No. No. You don't have Approach ANXIETY. Anxiety is like... where you freak out and pass out and shit. If you do actually have that... Well good luck. Anxiety is a MEDICAL problem. I'm not a fucking doctor so I wont tell you what it is, but you don't get Anxiety when wanting to talk to a girl.
You get: ALPHA EXCITEMENT
The tension you may feel is simply your body preparing you for the situation, helping you stay on your feet. You want to be able to stay on your feet. Your body is preparing you for success. So embrace the ALPHA EXCITEMENT. Hug it. Kiss it. Do it Doggy Style. Get used to it. There is no magic cure to get rid of ALPHA EXCITEMENT completely. But you can embrace it, and not make it a factor for you.
The same factors above go for fear and nervous-ness. Both your body preparing you for the situation. Do those Doggy Style as well.
"But Red, I haz learnd about AA and it is teh p0wn!!!!!!!!"
Fuck what you've learned. The best way to get better is to adapt what you've learned.
Red's word of the day-
Change feelings words like Anger, Hate, Depression to Ticked Off, Dislike, and slightly blue(LMAO)
AND STOP SAYING FUCKING ONEITIS!
It isn't an African Tribal disease. Oneitis is simply Situational Infaution.
FAQ
Q. Who the fuck are you
A. RedDog, Specialist.
Q. I have a lump on my ---
A. Whoa, I'm not a doctor.
Q. I haz teh AA!
A. Shut the Fuck up.
Q. I still haz teh AA!
A. T.T
Q. These are retarded
A. I know you are, but what am I?
Q. *Amog Attempt*
A. Nice try bitch.
Q. AA!
A. Gahhhhh
Q. So what does this mean?
A. Basically, your subconsious reads words in a different way. If you say Enraged, you'll be Enraged. If you are slightly Blue, you'll be barely sad.
Q. Will you suck my dick?
A. Erm... No.
Q. Why do you have to Doggy Style your ALPHA EXCITEMENT?
A. Oh, you can do it all kinds of ways. Such as, Missionary, Poleless Tricycle, ETC.
Good Luck.
RedDog.
