School has started. Read this motherfuckers.

[Johnny Bravo]

Ok guys. I want to see some fucking field reports of in class game.

Don't give me any bullshit. I've switched schools TWICE now. Both times I knew no one. I still game.

Here are my tips:

• Get fucking colored paper like I have. Girls love it.
  
  
• Get some shit to peacock, like a watch and rings. Don't fucking over do it. Don't wear that gay fucking shit from hot topic. If your wearing that now, throw it the fuck out. No one likes that shit but you anime fags. Deal with it. Plus a watch is useful for keeping the time.
  
  
• Get some sunglasses. You look cool. You look hot. It hides your uglyness, you don't squint, protects your eyes, girls take it as an IOI. You can run DHVs with them. What the fuck else are they good for? If I was stranded on an island and I could bring three things I'd bring: Sunglasses, a pocket pussy (women would bitch and eat all my food) and my phone.
  
  

Here are some more tips:

I don't give a fuck if your besfriend is sitting in the best spot to cheat in class, talk to him, or whatever the fuck. Don't sit by him.

YOU FIND A SEAT BY HOT GIRLS. YOU SIT NEXT TO THE HOTTEST GIRLS IN CLASS AND YOUR FRIEND CAN COME TO YOU.

Do you want to get laid, or be able to talk about how you wish you were getting laid with your homie?

Also, sitting next to them works wonders, you can ask for help, you can help them, you can talk to them, you can stare at them, you can fucking pet them, I dont know what you like, but sitting next to them makes it possible. Don't set yourself up to fail.

Also. When next to ANY girl in class (unless shes larger than a whale (trust me there is this massive black bitch in my 7th period who seriously took up the whole path for me to get by, I looked at this other girl and gave her the face like "I'm stuck, help me" and then slightly touched the whale and said "Excuse me?"))
turn to that girl in class when its kinda quiet and just say

"Hey I'm ___, whats your name?"
"Britney? Sweet, nice to meet you britney"
then make some convo. Talk about being new, talk about not looking forward to this class, talk about borrowing a pencil. I don't give a fuck, just talk. You can't get laid from bodylanguage alone. not in highschool.

Also. Flirt with everyone. Heres am example.

My school fucked up my schedule, I was supposed to be in debate, but they put me in stupid exploring talent with a black whale. At lunch, I went to the office and some lady was outside like, trying to ask what issues were before they went in. I said in my austrailian accent
"Goodday sheila, you guys messed up my schedule, can I see my counseller?"
"What?"
"*repeated*"
"what?"
"you don't like my aussie accent?"
"No and I dont like being called a shelia, its not very nice"
(sheila is bitch in austrailia)
"Wow, your the first girl to know what it means, but its not really that bad, it depends on what part of aussie your in, if its melbourne its more of saying chick, but if its northern terrortity its not the best name to say (Total bullshit, it means bitch all over the country)"
"Well either way its not something to call someone of my stature, I should be called Ma'am"
"Ma'am? I wouldnt say you look a day over 25!"
(Doesn't laugh)
"Yeah well. Thank you but I like ma'am"
"Well goodday ma'am *smiles in aussie accent*"
"Also a sense of humor is always helpful!" (giving me a compliment)

now, whenever I see her in the office she and I will have a connection. not only does this look great from a distance, but it helps you out when you need someone in the office to do you a favor.



So. Lets go over.

Flirt.
Sit next to girls.
Introduce yourself.
Dress nice but standing out.
Be confident.

You'll get laid. goodluck guys.

I know my first day of school was great, I had girls all over me. One girl followed me around saying she loved me. I just said
"Yeah, I love myself too"

[SenorBubbz]

Nice face in the first pic, faggot.

Also, truth in his words, do not reject them as they are intellect.

[Johnny Bravo]

I tried to get my whole face, it would have had your moms tits in it, but my phone fucked up and I am too lazy to re-take it.

My words are truth, and the cuss words are tough love. Now weres the real love you ask? Get laid and I'll show you some.

[Volt]

Good post. I like how you give concrete ideas instead of spouting off theory. Colored paper is on my shopping list

[Johnny Bravo]

Its not ideas, its everything I do.

Today I walk in physics. I see the first table that holds four have three of my nerdy friends at it. I sit right behind them, still able to talk to them, but now I'm between 5 different girls. Instead of 5 different guys. Hit on one. Other hates me for freshman year shit I totally forgot about. One is fat. One I introduced myself to.

I wear my glasses. Girls love them.

I'm going to be a cheerleader (Thank you Nine. Even though your never around man. I love ya bro.) so I talked to cheerleaders in class and introduced myself.

I use colored paper, teachers love it, girls love it, guys hate me because they don't have it.

My shit I wear is simple yet elegant.

And finally. I flirt with everyone. Even guys. Though its not as effective as you guys might think, it still helps make friends.

[Alek]

what would you do if say theres like 4 girls sitting next to each other, and if you sat by them I mean its kind of obvious...and that might not go in your favor. Like how would you deal with situations like that, where its just plainly obvious?

Or what would a girl think when a guy she doesnt know sits next to her?

[darkpwns]

lol my chainlink shit on my jeans is from hot topic. everything else there is for loserfags though. I have my phone for time, I wear a studded wristband from H&M or Guess, depending on my mood. Colored paper sounds awesome. I have a fucking pink calculator lol. School started for you though =P, not me.

Aug 25, 2009 1:02:13 GMT -5 Alek said:

what would you do if say theres like 4 girls sitting next to each other, and if you sat by them I mean its kind of obvious...and that might not go in your favor. Like how would you deal with situations like that, where its just plainly obvious?

Or what would a girl think when a guy she doesnt know sits next to her?

Dude you think girls are always thinking "This guy wants to fuck us"...well they sort of do but that's besides the point. Nothing is obvious unless you make it obvious.

Girls want to meet new people too, she wouldn't care if you randomly sat next to her. If you just sat there like a lamedick though, then that'd be a bit awkward.

[OHM]

Aug 25, 2009 1:32:09 GMT -5 darkpwns said:

lol my chainlink shit on my jeans is from hot topic. everything else there is for loserfags though. I have my phone for time, I wear a studded wristband from H&M or Guess, depending on my mood. Colored paper sounds awesome. I have a fucking pink calculator lol. School started for you though =P, not me.

Aug 25, 2009 1:02:13 GMT -5 Alek said:

what would you do if say theres like 4 girls sitting next to each other, and if you sat by them I mean its kind of obvious...and that might not go in your favor. Like how would you deal with situations like that, where its just plainly obvious?

Or what would a girl think when a guy she doesnt know sits next to her?

Dude you think girls are always thinking "This guy wants to fuck us"...well they sort of do but that's besides the point. Nothing is obvious unless you make it obvious.

Girls want to meet new people too, she wouldn't care if you randomly sat next to her. If you just sat there like a lamedick though, then that'd be a bit awkward.

I don't know if you make up those words like "loserfag" and "lamedick" but I laugh everytime I see them.

I liked Gay's line, "Guy's hate me because they don't have it". That's when you know you're doing it right ;D

[krabby]

I have a question. Lets say I do all that, I sit by the hottest girl, I have the crazy attention grabbers, and I talk to all eight people surrounding me. But I find it hard to keep up a conversation. In Bangladesh, I did this. I always used to sit by the pretty girls, talked to people surrounding me, but this only lasted for like two to three days. Then, I didn't had much to talk about, except for "hi, help me with this and shit".

Any suggestion.

[sharkoffs]

Same school is fuckin awesome!

[darkpwns]

Aug 25, 2009 7:50:02 GMT -5 OHM said:

Aug 25, 2009 1:32:09 GMT -5 darkpwns said:

lol my chainlink shit on my jeans is from hot topic. everything else there is for loserfags though. I have my phone for time, I wear a studded wristband from H&M or Guess, depending on my mood. Colored paper sounds awesome. I have a fucking pink calculator lol. School started for you though =P, not me.



Dude you think girls are always thinking "This guy wants to fuck us"...well they sort of do but that's besides the point. Nothing is obvious unless you make it obvious.

Girls want to meet new people too, she wouldn't care if you randomly sat next to her. If you just sat there like a lamedick though, then that'd be a bit awkward.

I don't know if you make up those words like "loserfag" and "lamedick" but I laugh everytime I see them.

I liked Gay's line, "Guy's hate me because they don't have it". That's when you know you're doing it right ;D

I think i did make them up haha

[wetrytoohard]

Great tips. Except I go to a private school so a) you know everyone cause its so damn small and b) don't get to wear anything but a uniform.

Oh yeah, and school hasn't started yet.

[ridiculous]

Where the fuck do you get colored paper?

[SenorBubbz]

Staples?
idk, never saw colored paper there tho, I'd like to know too.

[Jnx]

Great post, Gay.

You said you've transferred schools twice, sometimes I think that can be a good thing. I've built up a reputation (which I must add isn't the best ). I'm pretty sure I could do what you described but it would seem really weird because I'm not really seen as that outgoing of a person. I'm pretty quiet (not like nerds but because I don't usually have a lot to talk about). I'm thinking about transferring to a different school next year, it has more people and more HB's. Thing is a new school that is like literally across the street from my house is opening and my class is basically going to be seen socially as the senior class for two years in a row (current juniors will stay at current school, while us the sophomores will transfer to the new one next year). What do you think? Transfer to North which is like 10-15 minutes away but it has a high population of people and chicks or transfer to the new one next year which will have a low population and same chicks I went to middle school with (not good, I had a TERRIBLE reputation in middle school).