Post by Paetar on Oct 10, 2009 19:02:35 GMT -5
THIS has been the most important day of my last few months (who am I kidding, most important day since I've found out what dick is for). I have finally had sexual intercourse.
Now, I won't go into detail. No no no no no. Maria is a sweet girl who doesn't deserve it. OK, she's a freak who's trying to get back at her ex-BF. She's talking about him a lot. Still, I'm the one doing her. Anyways, here goes:
- It took me 2 hours to convince her/excite her enough. Still, she had one hell of a evening.
- She was LOUD. And I mean loud loud loud. Pornofilm loud. IDK if this is normal (or I am a mighty fucker) but she was moaning non-stop. Thank god parent's weren't at home.
- That's another point. We did it in my bedroom. It looks like a tornado has hit it. DAMN I have to clean it up before going to bed.
- I've tried every freaking position I could think of. I like 69 and missionary with her on top (I'll never forget the picture of her, riding me, with a storm outside window)
- She came 4 times. I AM NOT KIDDING YOU, I'M NOT LYING. God I LOVE the g-spot. Guitarists know their fingers. God bless the tremolo
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- BUT I COULDN'T COME AT ALL. I guess I was too stressed out. I'll have to correct that the next time.
- This one is the best. Before fucking, I was showing her videos of Beavis and Butthead. I didn't manage to stop it before sex. So my first intercourse was along to Butthead's "hh h hh hhh hhh" and Beavis's "yea yea, haha haha ha"
Any comments?
Now, I won't go into detail. No no no no no. Maria is a sweet girl who doesn't deserve it. OK, she's a freak who's trying to get back at her ex-BF. She's talking about him a lot. Still, I'm the one doing her. Anyways, here goes:
- It took me 2 hours to convince her/excite her enough. Still, she had one hell of a evening.
- She was LOUD. And I mean loud loud loud. Pornofilm loud. IDK if this is normal (or I am a mighty fucker) but she was moaning non-stop. Thank god parent's weren't at home.
- That's another point. We did it in my bedroom. It looks like a tornado has hit it. DAMN I have to clean it up before going to bed.
- I've tried every freaking position I could think of. I like 69 and missionary with her on top (I'll never forget the picture of her, riding me, with a storm outside window)
- She came 4 times. I AM NOT KIDDING YOU, I'M NOT LYING. God I LOVE the g-spot. Guitarists know their fingers. God bless the tremolo
.- BUT I COULDN'T COME AT ALL. I guess I was too stressed out. I'll have to correct that the next time.
- This one is the best. Before fucking, I was showing her videos of Beavis and Butthead. I didn't manage to stop it before sex. So my first intercourse was along to Butthead's "hh h hh hhh hhh" and Beavis's "yea yea, haha haha ha"
Any comments?
