Post by Grape on Nov 2, 2009 21:13:03 GMT -5
Post the world's most incredible sex moves ever.
Superman
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It's the morning after great sex. Your mate is still sleeping. You take the sheet off of the bed quietly and put it around your neck as a cape.
You quietly tap her leg and when she opens her eyes and realizes you are wearing a cape, naked, you scream "SUPERMAN!" and pounce on her in a 'flying' position.
Houdini
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As you are doing a girl doggy stlye, you reach the point of ejaculation. You tell the girl "I'm going to come on your face!" She replies "NOO!!"
So you take out your dick, spit on the girl's back, making her believe you came.
You tap her on the shoulder and splatter on her face with your cum.
You win.
Reverse Houdini
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As you are doing a girl doggy stlye, you reach the point of ejaculation. You tell the girl "I'm going to come on your face!" She replies "NOO!!"
So you take out your dick, cum on the girl's back. Pretty normal so far.
You tap her on the shoulder and spit on her face.
You still win.
German Bomber
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You are having sex with a woman and you feel a strong urge to take a nice large dump. Rather than sacrificing the joys of sex for your urge to take a dump on the toilet, you decide to incorporate the action of shitting into the practice of sex.
You quickly turn around and get into a position of the missionary position. But you're not playing the role of the guy, who should be laying flat. No no no, the girl is doing that. You are sitting on her vagina, back turned, and slowly excreting your beautifully brown waste. It fills the room with a nice aroma.
After finishing and not letting your partner escape by suppressing all your weigh around her waist, you quickly turn around, gather all the waste around her vagina, and continue fucking, shoving your waste inside her.
Stanley Steamer
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After a bad night of sex, you wake up early due to a strong urge to shit.
You don't use the bathroom but rather want to get back at your partner for being so bad in bad.
You go downstairs to get some clear wrap. You carefully aim your anus into the girl's mouth and pleasantly shit.
You cover plug her nose with clear wrap, forcing her to choke down on your waste in order to breathe through her throat.
Chewbacca
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It's morning after another night of horrible sex. You wake up early, find a pair of scissors lying around and a small empty bag.
You decide to do your partner a favor and cut off all of her pubic hair.
You gently arouse yourself and cum all over her face. Keep in mind she's still sleeping.
As your cum dries and sticks to your partner's face, you slowly set her pubes down to stick onto her face.
She looks like Chewbacca, now only to make her sound like it.
You pleasantly set your balls inside her mouth and you wake her up by slapping her belly as hard as you can.
She wakes up with pain and screams muffled with your balls in her mouth.
The resulting sound is that similar to Chewbacca's call.
Creamy Caesar
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You make a girl orgasm 23 times, the equivalent of how many times Julius Caesar was stabbed while murdered. On the last time, you knock her out completely by throwing a hard punch to her face. On the instant you do this, you cum inside her and impregnate her.
You leave a nice post-it note on her belly saying "Name him Caesar."
Frosty Walrus
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You are being deep-throated by a beautiful girl. You are on the verge of ejaculating so you shove your dick as deep down as you can. The instant you are doing this you tickle her in her most sensitive spot, causing her to laugh, choke, and blow out your cum with her nose.
She is now dripping cum out of her two nostrils, looking like a walrus.
Maggie Moo
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You bring your lovely girlfriend a large warm glass of milk in bed.
She finishes up the big cup and you start getting sexual.
You begin with a nice blowjob that eventually escalates into hardcore deepthroating.
She is having trouble taking it in all the way and is about to puke.
As she tears up, you start moving your dick all around her throat, activating her puking triggers.
She gags out your ejaculation along with the large cup of milk she drank.
The Charizard
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You light a girls pubes on fire and put them out with your ejaculate. You then flap your arms wildly and yell "you do not have enough badges to train me!"
Superman
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It's the morning after great sex. Your mate is still sleeping. You take the sheet off of the bed quietly and put it around your neck as a cape.
You quietly tap her leg and when she opens her eyes and realizes you are wearing a cape, naked, you scream "SUPERMAN!" and pounce on her in a 'flying' position.
Houdini
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As you are doing a girl doggy stlye, you reach the point of ejaculation. You tell the girl "I'm going to come on your face!" She replies "NOO!!"
So you take out your dick, spit on the girl's back, making her believe you came.
You tap her on the shoulder and splatter on her face with your cum.
You win.
Reverse Houdini
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As you are doing a girl doggy stlye, you reach the point of ejaculation. You tell the girl "I'm going to come on your face!" She replies "NOO!!"
So you take out your dick, cum on the girl's back. Pretty normal so far.
You tap her on the shoulder and spit on her face.
You still win.
German Bomber
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You are having sex with a woman and you feel a strong urge to take a nice large dump. Rather than sacrificing the joys of sex for your urge to take a dump on the toilet, you decide to incorporate the action of shitting into the practice of sex.
You quickly turn around and get into a position of the missionary position. But you're not playing the role of the guy, who should be laying flat. No no no, the girl is doing that. You are sitting on her vagina, back turned, and slowly excreting your beautifully brown waste. It fills the room with a nice aroma.
After finishing and not letting your partner escape by suppressing all your weigh around her waist, you quickly turn around, gather all the waste around her vagina, and continue fucking, shoving your waste inside her.
Stanley Steamer
===============
After a bad night of sex, you wake up early due to a strong urge to shit.
You don't use the bathroom but rather want to get back at your partner for being so bad in bad.
You go downstairs to get some clear wrap. You carefully aim your anus into the girl's mouth and pleasantly shit.
You cover plug her nose with clear wrap, forcing her to choke down on your waste in order to breathe through her throat.
Chewbacca
===============
It's morning after another night of horrible sex. You wake up early, find a pair of scissors lying around and a small empty bag.
You decide to do your partner a favor and cut off all of her pubic hair.
You gently arouse yourself and cum all over her face. Keep in mind she's still sleeping.
As your cum dries and sticks to your partner's face, you slowly set her pubes down to stick onto her face.
She looks like Chewbacca, now only to make her sound like it.
You pleasantly set your balls inside her mouth and you wake her up by slapping her belly as hard as you can.
She wakes up with pain and screams muffled with your balls in her mouth.
The resulting sound is that similar to Chewbacca's call.
Creamy Caesar
=============
You make a girl orgasm 23 times, the equivalent of how many times Julius Caesar was stabbed while murdered. On the last time, you knock her out completely by throwing a hard punch to her face. On the instant you do this, you cum inside her and impregnate her.
You leave a nice post-it note on her belly saying "Name him Caesar."
Frosty Walrus
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You are being deep-throated by a beautiful girl. You are on the verge of ejaculating so you shove your dick as deep down as you can. The instant you are doing this you tickle her in her most sensitive spot, causing her to laugh, choke, and blow out your cum with her nose.
She is now dripping cum out of her two nostrils, looking like a walrus.
Maggie Moo
==============
You bring your lovely girlfriend a large warm glass of milk in bed.
She finishes up the big cup and you start getting sexual.
You begin with a nice blowjob that eventually escalates into hardcore deepthroating.
She is having trouble taking it in all the way and is about to puke.
As she tears up, you start moving your dick all around her throat, activating her puking triggers.
She gags out your ejaculation along with the large cup of milk she drank.
The Charizard
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You light a girls pubes on fire and put them out with your ejaculate. You then flap your arms wildly and yell "you do not have enough badges to train me!"
