samiam
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Post by samiam on Mar 2, 2010 21:10:40 GMT -5
So spring break is coming up, and here's the obligatory WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Now that that's out of the way, the problem: I'm incredibly pale, and I can't really tan, I just burn. That leaves fake tanners for me to not look like a vampire on spring break. What's the best brand for just a subtle tan? I don't want to look super-tan, just not pale. It would also be awesome if it was able to stand up to water pretty well, because ocean+hot tub+sweaty running= a really nasty fake tan if it's not good.
Gracias mis amores
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Johnny Bravo
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Post by Johnny Bravo on Mar 2, 2010 21:42:05 GMT -5
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nutrick
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Post by nutrick on Mar 2, 2010 21:55:44 GMT -5
ew. this is not bueno. just go outside more often. use strong lotion with liek spf 50000 to protect your skin. fuck fake tans.
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Alek
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Post by Alek on Mar 3, 2010 14:30:09 GMT -5
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Post by wespeezy on Mar 9, 2010 0:22:12 GMT -5
no no no nooooo. DO NOT GET A FAKE TAN. No matter how much you spend on it, it will not look natural. No spray on or lotion will look real. You will get shit from every guy you see.
i know from experience.
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Alek
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Post by Alek on Mar 9, 2010 1:00:08 GMT -5
no no no nooooo. DO NOT GET A FAKE TAN. No matter how much you spend on it, it will not look natural. No spray on or lotion will look real. You will get shit from every guy you see. i know from experience. haha, the lotion i recommended looks perfectly natural. |
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Post by darkpwns on Mar 9, 2010 1:15:40 GMT -5
no no no nooooo. DO NOT GET A FAKE TAN. No matter how much you spend on it, it will not look natural. No spray on or lotion will look real. You will get shit from every guy you see. i know from experience. haha, the lotion i recommended looks perfectly natural. Fucking Kandee Johnson stalker. Anyway, Alek is right, that fake tan looks pretty natural (seeing as how chick was pale as all shit before she applied it and it looked perfectly natural by the end) |
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Alek
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Post by Alek on Mar 9, 2010 1:25:31 GMT -5
hey man. thats what happens when you have subscriptions (but your not any better yourself, ha ha ha)
Shes a savvy gal, imma buy that lotion soon.
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darkpwns
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Post by darkpwns on Mar 9, 2010 1:39:31 GMT -5
hey man. thats what happens when you have subscriptions (but your not any better yourself, ha ha ha) Shes a savvy gal, imma buy that lotion soon. Aye I only watched it because she had an advisory notice on it for whatever reason (because she was naked...but not really...well really...but not really on camera) Other than that I never watch her stuff unless she speaks about clothes =| I don't need tanning lotion. I'm a brown skinned mofo already haha |
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Post by Grape on Mar 9, 2010 17:02:54 GMT -5
let's see a picture. you may just be insecure about it
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Alek
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Post by Alek on Mar 9, 2010 17:43:14 GMT -5
lol either way grape, everyone does look better with a bit of a tan
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Post by wespeezy on Mar 9, 2010 19:38:19 GMT -5
dude, i got the fake tan. I got the natural tan color. I was fucking orange and it was a good ass brand.
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Alek
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Post by Alek on Mar 9, 2010 20:46:40 GMT -5
i know what you mean, but the brand I said doesnt make you orange lol. Its like literally the best out there
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Post by WhiteKnight on Apr 5, 2010 19:59:47 GMT -5
no no no nooooo. DO NOT GET A FAKE TAN. No matter how much you spend on it, it will not look natural. No spray on or lotion will look real. You will get shit from every guy you see. i know from experience. I realize this post is old...but seriously? That's not exactly alpha male perspective. One why do guys know anything about fake tans enough to spot them when they are apparently too busy buliding fires, killing wolves, and driving around in their truck while watching football(not sports buffs like me manly men...FYI guys football ended a while ago) *Tangent: Lacs are for bros, baseball players are assholes but... these two sports are the most important for white guys. Girls love em'. * TWO and this is a BIG NUMBER TWO! Alpha's don't give a shit. He is trying to make initial approaches easier and at a beach where a lot is hanging out, you need this to be higher than normal. Yes, get a fake tan. No don't do it the day before. Test it under water circumstances, and even if the girl can tell make a joke about it. Noting easier than something you have that can carry the conversation, especially when it is your skin. The tan isn't for guys, leave those fags to not get any pussy. |
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