AMOG Battle 5000

[Zomga48]

Ok so here's the story...

I have a "friend" who is a douchebag/story topper. He is smaller than everyone, so he always has something to add to either humiliate someone else, or make himself look like a badass. I believe this is called "Little-Man Syndrome." He's all talk to make up for his small stature. I shall call him Dbag for the purpose of this story. Anyways, onward...

One of my targets eats lunch with me and my pals everyday. So today I went out to lunch 'cuz I'm bad like that. Later that day, I come home and get on AIM, and my other friend tells me that Dbag was talking shit about me to my target when I was gone at lunch. You see, the other day he wanted me to drag all of my Nintendo64 stuff down this huge-ass hill to his house so we could play (my friends and I are really into NFL Blitz 2001 right now, awesome game). I refused, because I'm not their bitch and I didn't wanna lug it all down there myself. Apparently this his was motivation to stoop to an incredibly new low, even for Dbag.

Apparently Dbag told my target that I spend "so much time inside he must be jerkin' off." Also, he insulted my dance moves, and I can bust a move way better than he can (I breakdance/c-walk). But anyways, who the hell does that? Telling girls I masturbate all the time just so he could look tough? WTF?

When I confronted him on AIM, he first acted oblivious like he didn't know what I was talking about. I calmly told him if he has a problem with me, he can tell me himself, he doesn't need to spread shit like that to girls. With Andrewkellnah's help, we silenced him and he hasn't spoken to me since I told him "don't let it happen again." He then tried to talk to my friend like it wasn't a big deal, but he agreed it was really low of him. He also said he didn't really remember what he sad, and he didn't remember if I was there or not. What a lying sack of shit.

Anyways, I'm not angry, if anything I'm dissapointed that he feels the need to demean me in front of girls just to make conversation. You see, he likes the same girl I do, and it feels so sweet that she's feeling way more comfortable with me and I'm picking her up with your guys' help. He's obviously threatened because he's been picking on me an exceptional amount lately, but the good part is that when he tries to make himself look tough, he usually ends up looking like a huge asshole.

Thanks Andrewkellnah and all of you other guy's who have taught me how to deal with AMOGing douchebags like this fag who must be holding his head in shame by now. My skills all-around in pick-up are improving and I can't show you guys how exciting this is.

[Johnny Bravo]

He seems more of a duche than an AMOG.

What i'd do is let him continue. Girls are not stupid. They know he is being a dick.


And it will get to a point where girls will make him shut up. And as long as you just say "Eh, he has issues, let him go on, its fine, we all know its not true."

And it builds MASSIVE DHV.

Or I could be wrong.

Just how I'd do it.

Gay.

[Rusty]

Lol man, turn your combat mode off. This shits been blown way outta proportion man. If pulls down your mood, why do you hang with him anyway? Anyway, new way of looking at this. Ok, maybe the kids got some insecurities. So he needs to talk smack to sorta cover it up and try to scare people into ignoring it, because he feels his value has dropped because of the thing he's insecure about. So, he perceives himself as someone with a low value, and so tries to pull everyone else down with him? Couple of things you can do here.
1. Dick-measure with him and show him how much more amazing and cool you are, basically saying 'I'm insecure enough that your immature shit bothers me'.
2. Just give him value. Raise him up, give him compliments and make him feel good about himself. His being an asshole is because he finds the need to because he doesn't want to appear weak. Basically because he's insure. So bring up his value, so his insecurities disappear. Show that you see him as an equal human being and that no matter what happens your still his equal. Show that you are the bigger man, it's the biggest DHV to everyone. Be the mature, love giving guy that everyone wants to hang with. Respect grows this way. You can scare people into giving you respect (which is hollow and ultimately unattractive) or you can be just an awesome guy and people won't help but respect you. In any interaction, you can be supplicative, combative, competitive or cooperative. A combative natured macho dipshit is never attractive. Be the dominant, secure, value giving guy that brings love and positivity to interactions.

So yeah. First option is combative, which is ridiculous, immature and unattractive. Seconds cooperative, which displays ability to lead, an easy going personality and ultimately that your an awesome guy to be around. BIG difference between approval seeking and value giving though. Know the difference (PM me if your not sure =D). Seriously man, your way too big to care about what this kid thinks. He just wants your attention and approval, so just give it to him. The whole idea is, you've got so much fuckin value that your totally cool with sharing it around, because since you've got infinity value, infinity minus some is still infinity. Get it? Haha. Anyway, good luck man. Remember, be the value giving guy always. =D Have fun

[Zomga48]

I try not to hang with him at all but my other friends sometimes like his company... He hasn't talked to me, or about me, since I told him, "don't let it happen again." I wasn't angry and I didn't make any threats I just told him to stop and now he's like afraid of me. He's such a douche though I'm just kinda done with him, my other friends can invite him but I don't need people like him.

And to King, I am not the combative type of person at all, but I guess he respects me more now since I was mature about it. I'm not going to give him a bunch of props, because I don't think it's that he's really insecure, he mainly just has a huge ego and wants everyone to think he's the greatest, which he thinks of himself. I'm hardly ever angry anymore I just sorta go with the flow and I'm much happier lately, way less stress.

[Johnny Bravo]

King I really like that.


Thanks for the info, I'll remember that for later.

Gay.

[Andrew]

looks like im gettin some flak xD

[SamethP]

you cwalk?? if you are on any forums, please tell me your cwalk name
also yea, i know ppl like this, cbf to raise their value so when they say shit to me i sarcastically congratulate them on a 'great call' to which they swear at me and look like Dbags ^_^ lol

[nine]

I know, I know I'm late.

I woulda just came to lunch the next day and been like, "Hey bro, I really think that was so cute the way you're talking about me when I'm not even there. Don't let it go to far though, people might start thinking you're into me." All with a ;D

Nine

[pokemon]

talking shit about other guys is a big DLV.

don't worry duuude. be happy, he feels smaller than you so he's trying hard. It's cute, in a disgusting hairless chihuahua kinda way.

[afterdark]

Yo dude you are doing the exact right thing just completely ingnore him and what ever you do DO NOT GIVE HIM VALUE. You trusted him as a friend and he betrayed that trust so through him to the wolves

[Deleted]

This thread isn't like 2 years old or anything

Just a little advice for the future, try not to revive dead threads.

[zegoni]

I'll start off admitting this:
I haven't read the replies, lol. I have an example you might like though.

I was at this party. Socializing, number looting, foolin' around, drunk as fuck. You know, what you're supposed to be. I see this girl I've made out with a few times, she's really my type and all. I go talk to her, blabla and bla. She's into me, and I know it. She starts leaning towards me and I know what that means: makeout. fair, cool. She's nice. So I leave. An hour later I see this guy being all over her, and she doesn't seem to mind. Usually, girls show signs of discomfort unless they're fine with it. Of course I felt threatened. I mean, he basically walked all over my game and clinged to a girl that didn't mind. Wow. Then, I started noticing things about them. I mean, no matter how much into you she is, she doesn't want you to be craving for attention, then you're just being way too clingy for anyone. But he did. Then, just a few minutes later they were talking and he left. I thought she sent him away or something, whatever. He comes back a moment after with a beer in his hand. Guess who he handed the beer to? The girl. Did I feel threatened after that? Nope, I felt sorry for the poor guy. A classic afc. Craving for attention, being clingy in the most filthy way, but he gets to be close to her. I'm fine with that, so is she and apparently, so is he.
My point is, no matter how big a threat other guys seem to be, ALWAYS analyze the situation. If they started to touch eachother and all, I would've stood my ground at her, 'winning' her over again, so to speak. But he wasn't any threat, so I had no reason to shatter his dreams. In what ways does that benefit all of us? Well, he was actually quite nice, and he got me a beer too. The girl was busy while with him, so I could do other stuff (isn't that second hand gaming? LOL).

Now, do you really think that douche is a threat? I think not. Girls are easy to most of us, but they aren't dumb. If he starts spreading rumours again, just make them sound crazy. "Oh, yeah, I actually masturbate more every day than all of you do all your life. I could do with other hands than your mom's though".
My two cents.