Day 5 with girl who has a BF

[kerkman]

Damn guys I think I'm doin good with this one. (Crash I told you I'd put it up) Damn it's long tho, almost 3 hours, god. I need to end convos quicker. Lol No one has to read this It's way to long even for me just proof for me when I get way better, that I was horrible with girls. I think I'm going to call this Milestone #1. If You guys would Like to read this and critique it you can. (in fact that would be awesome) but anyway without putting it off anymore. (weird spacing at the beginning don't kno how 2 fix tht.)

Quick backstory: She has been going out for this guy Ron for over a year. (very quick I know it's 11:45 and I have to wake up in 6 hours so I'll say more tomorrow if anyone actually reads this)

Hell in its defense, It is probably very funny at some points and sad at others... IMO should be made into a feature film. ;D

08:33:02 PM] Hb:
hey

08:34:14 PM] kerkman: how was work?
08:34:36 PM] Hb:
good.

08:34:41 PM] Hb:
i got a punpkin

08:34:48 PM] Hb:
wow..lol. pumpkin

08:34:51 PM] kerkman: lol
08:35:05 PM] kerkman: thought tht was what u meant but wasn't sure
08:35:19 PM] Hb:
ye

08:35:25 PM] Hb:
GRR yea

08:35:34 PM] Hb:
i cant type with a pen im my hand

08:35:39 PM] Hb:
IN*

08:36:02 PM] kerkman: what r u doin with a pen in your hand
08:36:26 PM] Hb:
writin note cards

08:36:42 PM] kerkman: for what
08:36:48 PM] Hb:
French

08:36:56 PM] Hb:
tmrws hw

08:37:15 PM] kerkman: lol french must suck
08:37:28 PM] kerkman: we don't do notecards:-D
08:37:30 PM] Hb:
no

08:37:36 PM] Hb:
i like notecards

08:37:52 PM] kerkman: wow I can't talk 2 u nemore...
08:38:04 PM] Hb:
HEY

08:38:23 PM] kerkman: nope don't wanna here it:-D
08:38:30 PM] kerkman: :-p
08:38:36 PM] Hb:
:-(

08:38:43 PM] kerkman: ;-)
08:39:12 PM] kerkman: they need more smilies
08:39:18 PM] Hb:
mhmm

08:39:35 PM] kerkman: there are way more than 16 expressions
08:39:47 PM] kerkman: it aggravates me
08:40:13 PM] Hb:
lol

08:40:22 PM] kerkman: u would not make it in latin tho...
08:40:42 PM] kerkman: at least in my class you'd be hazed every day
08:41:00 PM] kerkman: Hey look who it is Notecard Girl
08:41:16 PM] kerkman: and all the latin nerds would start laughing
08:41:28 PM] Hb:


08:41:38 PM] kerkman: But I'd say tht isn't funny;-)
08:41:50 PM] Hb:
:-D

08:41:56 PM] kerkman: and book thm all cuz im the coolest
08:42:04 PM] kerkman:
08:42:17 PM] Hb:
mhmm

08:42:53 PM] kerkman: did u talk 2 Ron today?
08:42:58 PM] Hb:
a little

08:43:17 PM] Hb:
i was lookin for u and ron found me

08:43:51 PM] kerkman: what do u mean?
08:44:12 PM] Hb:
after 3rd ron leaves

08:44:27 PM] Hb:
so he was lookin for me, but i went a different way

08:44:40 PM] Hb:
i was in the cafeteria tryin to find u

08:44:46 PM] kerkman: lol
08:44:51 PM] Hb:
and then ron found e

08:44:53 PM] Hb:
me

08:45:38 PM] Hb:
when r u gona give me ur sched.?

08:45:54 PM] kerkman: IDK
08:46:27 PM] kerkman: whenever I think u deserve it;-) u have most of my day already...
08:46:51 PM] Hb:
then can i hav the rest??

08:46:54 PM] Hb:
:-D

08:47:21 PM] kerkman: not yet
08:47:42 PM] Hb:


08:48:10 PM] kerkman: U like the crying one dont u lol
08:48:28 PM] Hb:
mhmm

08:48:37 PM] kerkman: aww Rons wittle cry baby
08:48:48 PM] Hb:
EWW

08:48:53 PM] kerkman: haha
08:49:37 PM] kerkman: well my girl can handle the shit I say!!:-D And knows i'm not serious, Most of the time;-)
08:50:29 PM] Hb:
lol

08:50:46 PM] Hb:
whos ur girl?

08:51:24 PM] kerkman: Haven't found one yet, but I do have a prospect, I think u kno her
08:51:49 PM] kerkman: ;-)
08:52:05 PM] Hb:
mhmm:-)

08:52:29 PM] kerkman: (I'm not winking theres just something in my eye:-))
08:52:48 PM] Hb:
haha

08:53:18 PM] Hb:
did u do the health hw?

08:53:29 PM] kerkman: the 10 words?
08:53:38 PM] Hb:
wat?

08:53:42 PM] kerkman: watd u do?
08:54:07 PM] Hb:
we hav to write 5 food advertisements and say how they influenced you

08:54:28 PM] kerkman: well thts not what we had we had 2 define 10 vocab words
08:54:47 PM] Hb:
u have Boynar dont u?

08:54:58 PM] kerkman: yeah
08:55:05 PM] Hb:
wtf

08:55:14 PM] kerkman: He is RETARDED maybe he forgot
08:55:35 PM] Hb:
Haha

08:57:05 PM] Hb:
story?

08:57:27 PM] kerkman: lol nope
08:57:32 PM] Hb:
WHY?

08:57:36 PM] kerkman: i 4got
08:57:40 PM] Hb:
WAT??

08:57:59 PM] kerkman: I shouldn't delay these things...
08:58:04 PM] Hb:
dUhh

08:58:14 PM] kerkman: thnks
08:58:22 PM] Hb:
grrr

08:58:28 PM] Hb:
bus story

08:58:32 PM] Hb:
duh

08:58:49 PM] kerkman: umm ok
08:59:12 PM] kerkman: So we got a new bus driver today(who is a total bitch)
08:59:18 PM] Hb:
lol

08:59:22 PM] kerkman: hang on
08:59:28 PM] Hb:
k

09:03:54 PM] kerkman: back
09:04:20 PM] kerkman: sooo where was I
09:04:29 PM] kerkman: O I kno!!!
09:04:34 PM] kerkman: The End
09:04:40 PM] kerkman: :-D
09:04:50 PM] Hb:
no

09:05:09 PM] kerkman: lol
09:05:54 PM] kerkman: Tyler called me and his phone died in the middle of the conversation
09:06:09 PM] Hb:
Haha

09:06:48 PM] kerkman: aww Why are you annoyed???
09:06:57 PM] kerkman: I have something that will amke u laugh
09:07:04 PM] Hb:
wat

09:07:17 PM] kerkman: (myspace)
09:07:30 PM] kerkman: can't u ever be Happy for ur mood,,,
09:07:33 PM] kerkman: ...*
09:07:53 PM] Hb:
?

09:08:03 PM] kerkman:
09:08:09 PM] kerkman: watch tht
09:08:14 PM] Hb:
k

09:08:19 PM] Hb:
i redid my myspacee

09:08:47 PM] kerkman: not much better
09:08:53 PM] Hb:
y

09:09:30 PM] kerkman: nvm I like it a lot better
09:09:56 PM] kerkman: The lack of Ron makes me Smile:-)
09:09:57 PM] Hb:
mhmm

09:10:02 PM] Hb:
lol

09:10:35 PM] kerkman: when was that pic taken?
09:10:45 PM] Hb:
last year

09:10:57 PM] kerkman: lol ur hair was looong
09:11:15 PM] Hb:
yea

09:12:11 PM] kerkman: so what r u doing?
09:12:17 PM] Hb:
facebook

09:12:29 PM] Hb:
and wain for food

09:12:31 PM] Hb:
waitin

09:12:44 PM] kerkman: lol facebook is lame
09:13:37 PM] Hb:
lol

09:14:07 PM] kerkman: wat r u doin tomorrow?
09:14:30 PM] Hb:
after school?

09:14:38 PM] kerkman: no during...
09:14:46 PM] Hb:
lol

09:15:01 PM] Hb:
hmm. i dunno why?

09:15:10 PM] kerkman: jus wonderin
09:15:26 PM] kerkman: wanna go c the movie W and ruin it for everyone
09:15:36 PM] Hb:
lol nah

09:15:50 PM] Hb:
hav u seen nick and noras infinite playlist?

09:15:53 PM] kerkman: In the middle scream OH SHIT hes gonna have a heart attack
09:15:58 PM] Hb:
HA

09:16:02 PM] kerkman: No i haven't
09:16:22 PM] Hb:
good moviee

09:16:50 PM] kerkman: rly wats it about
09:17:08 PM] Hb:
a guy n a girl fal in love

09:17:15 PM] Hb:
lol alot happens

09:17:21 PM] kerkman: lol
09:17:33 PM] kerkman: wow Revolutionary movie
09:17:49 PM] Hb:
lol

09:17:56 PM] kerkman: I'm sick of those movies...
09:18:20 PM] kerkman: At the end of the movie I wish sometimes one of th two dies just to spice it up
09:19:23 PM] kerkman: but lol in my world every movie sucks unless someone goes down in a blaze of glory
09:20:08 PM] kerkman: I dunno if i'm gonna allow your comment...
09:20:18 PM] Hb:
lol

09:20:21 PM] Hb:
randomm

09:21:16 PM] kerkman: lol oh noes!!! U don't like boy bands do u???
09:21:27 PM] Hb:
wat?

09:21:48 PM] kerkman: Do u like Backstreet boys or Nsync
09:21:50 PM] kerkman: ?
09:22:09 PM] Hb:
when i was little

09:22:11 PM] Hb:
lol

09:22:19 PM] Hb:
y?

09:22:25 PM] kerkman: thts just as bad...
09:22:32 PM] kerkman: LMNT???
09:22:38 PM] Hb:
Haaa

09:22:45 PM] Hb:
that was randomness

09:23:02 PM] kerkman: n technically thew beatles were the original boy band
09:23:19 PM] Hb:
i like the beatles.

09:23:34 PM] kerkman: thts ok they were the only boy band tht was good
09:23:45 PM] Hb:
linkin park...

09:23:57 PM] kerkman: lol they don't count as a boy band
09:24:06 PM] Hb:
lol

09:24:09 PM] Hb:
i kno

09:24:12 PM] kerkman: i'm talking about the queer ass pop princess guys
09:24:19 PM] Hb:
lol

09:24:23 PM] Hb:
omg guess wat

09:24:33 PM] Hb:
we r playin Hey jude in orchestra

09:24:41 PM] kerkman: y?
09:25:15 PM] Hb:
Boston String Quartet is comin in decamber and we have to play 7 songs with them

09:25:17 PM] kerkman: wat do u call the orchestra version of a band geek?
09:25:19 PM] Hb:
and thats one of them

09:25:26 PM] Hb:
orch dork

09:25:30 PM] kerkman: lol
09:25:34 PM] Hb:
:-D

09:25:36 PM] kerkman: yeah
09:25:50 PM] Hb:
u dont play an instrument?

09:26:03 PM] kerkman: I play the electric air guitar
09:26:11 PM] kerkman: but thts it...
09:26:13 PM] Hb:
doesnt count

09:26:15 PM] Hb:
lol

09:26:22 PM] Hb:
u dont kno wat ur missingg

09:26:43 PM] kerkman: No i do I played the trumpet for about 2 months in 5th grade
09:27:05 PM] Hb:
thats it?

09:27:08 PM] kerkman: I wanted to play the violin, but nooo! the trumpet is more manly
09:27:18 PM] kerkman: My dad is a hardass
09:27:24 PM] Hb:
hey i play violin

09:27:26 PM] kerkman: but hes cool
09:27:31 PM] Hb:
there are guys that play violin

09:27:38 PM] Hb:
and they r really good

09:27:54 PM] kerkman: lol ok
09:27:58 PM] Hb:
mhmm

09:28:25 PM] kerkman: my parents didn't want me 2 cuz kayla tried and gave up the first week
09:28:34 PM] Hb:
wow

09:28:36 PM] kerkman: n since I rly didn't want to play the trumpet
09:28:36 PM] Hb:
vln?

09:28:44 PM] Hb:
o.

09:28:44 PM] kerkman: yah
09:30:29 PM] Hb:
its not too late to pick up violin...

09:30:44 PM] kerkman: lol yeah it is
09:30:50 PM] Hb:
Nope

09:31:01 PM] Hb:
my friends mom is taking vln lessons

09:31:11 PM] Hb:
my friend is in college

09:31:29 PM] kerkman: I don't have the attention span to learn to play an instrument
09:31:49 PM] Hb:
im sure u do

09:31:51 PM] Hb:
i didnt

09:31:55 PM] Hb:
but u get used to it

09:32:15 PM] kerkman: lol
09:32:26 PM] Hb:
ill teach u?

09:32:42 PM] kerkman: lol nty
09:32:55 PM] Hb:
y not?

09:33:03 PM] kerkman: You'd give up in 10 minutes with me
09:33:07 PM] Hb:
nah

09:33:31 PM] kerkman: I'd bet money
09:34:19 PM] Hb:
lol

09:34:31 PM] kerkman: ya know david archuleta isn't any better...
09:34:44 PM] Hb:
SHUT UP

09:34:48 PM] Hb:
i like this songgg

09:34:57 PM] Hb:
thanks to Susan

09:35:14 PM] kerkman: lol Susan from my geometry class?
09:35:36 PM] Hb:
Yeaa

09:35:46 PM] kerkman: I don't remember her at all...
09:35:54 PM] Hb:
rly?

09:36:01 PM] kerkman: :-hmmm
09:36:03 PM] Hb:
she has a video of u on her phone

09:36:11 PM] kerkman: thts odd
09:36:14 PM] Hb:
but it doesnt look like u

09:36:18 PM] kerkman: and kinda creepy
09:36:22 PM] Hb:
mhmmm

09:36:30 PM] kerkman: lol who does it look like
09:36:39 PM] Hb:
idk

09:36:44 PM] Hb:
u kno denise?

09:36:58 PM] kerkman: last name
09:37:01 PM] kerkman: ??
09:37:20 PM] Hb:
idk

09:37:32 PM] kerkman: long weird and begin with a w?
09:37:39 PM] Hb:
mhmm

09:37:41 PM] kerkman: Germanish?
09:37:45 PM] Hb:
idk

09:37:51 PM] Hb:
i dont like her much lol

09:37:59 PM] kerkman: omg I luv her
09:38:02 PM] kerkman: she is sooo funny
09:38:13 PM] Hb:
lol

09:38:18 PM] Hb:
i nvr talk to her

09:38:41 PM] kerkman: lol thn y don't u like her cuz shes openly a loser?
09:39:07 PM] Hb:
nvm

09:39:16 PM] Hb:
then ud b callin u a loser

09:39:23 PM] kerkman: ??
09:39:24 PM] Hb:
and obviosly i like u

09:39:29 PM] Hb:
so w/e

09:39:39 PM] kerkman: grr
09:39:45 PM] Hb:
what

09:40:04 PM] kerkman: ppl love me and hate me at the same time get used to it and join the club
09:40:15 PM] kerkman: :-D
09:40:18 PM] Hb:
i dont hate u

09:40:26 PM] Hb:
:-)

09:40:34 PM] kerkman: thts not allowed>
09:40:37 PM] kerkman: lol
09:40:43 PM] Hb:
yea it is

09:41:04 PM] kerkman: grrr
09:41:08 PM] Hb:
lol

09:41:24 PM] Hb:
im gonna sign off this cuz my comp is dumb

09:41:33 PM] Hb:
il b on in like 30 second

09:41:34 PM] kerkman: stealing my lines...
09:41:40 PM] Hb:
im gona use my phone

09:41:42 PM] Hb:
its better

09:41:46 PM] kerkman: kk watev
09:41:51 PM] kerkman: lol
09:42:10 PM] kerkman: tht is the least masculine thing some1 can say
09:42:15 PM] Hb:
mhmm

09:43:00 PM] Hb: Hello
09:43:14 PM] kerkman: goodbye
09:43:33 PM] Hb: nooooo!
09:43:41 PM] kerkman: Yes!!!!
09:43:49 PM] Hb: dont leave
09:43:55 PM] Hb: why?
09:44:06 PM] kerkman: lol
09:44:33 PM] Hb: r u seiously leavin?
09:44:38 PM] kerkman: chill
09:44:41 PM] kerkman: no
09:44:50 PM] Hb: lol k
09:45:44 PM] Hb: wat r u doiin?
09:46:14 PM] kerkman: iming a gajillion people
09:47:04 PM] Hb: how many?
09:47:24 PM] kerkman: How many zeroes r in a gajillion?
09:47:59 PM] Hb: no idea
09:48:07 PM] Hb: lol
09:48:14 PM] Hb: dont caree
09:48:14 PM] kerkman: well im iming 2 people which is a lot
09:48:37 PM] Hb: me n someone else?
09:48:53 PM] Hb: Thats not alot
09:49:08 PM] kerkman: r u kidding?
09:49:20 PM] Hb: no.
09:50:08 PM] kerkman: well in RL i can only carry one conversation with 1 person
09:50:37 PM] Hb: Then just talk to me.
09:50:40 PM] Hb: lol
09:50:53 PM] kerkman: wow
09:50:56 PM] kerkman: ego much?
09:51:07 PM] Hb: lol jk
09:51:21 PM] Hb: u kno u want to.
09:52:01 PM] Hb: lol
09:52:22 PM] kerkman: grr Im having trouble takin 2 u 2
09:52:47 PM] Hb: y
09:53:12 PM] kerkman: cuz i'm used to talking 2 0 people
09:53:37 PM] Hb:
09:53:59 PM] Hb: u dont like talkin to me?
09:54:11 PM] kerkman: no
09:54:40 PM] Hb: k
09:56:18 PM] Hb: so..movie?
09:56:33 PM] kerkman: IDK
09:56:45 PM] Hb: lol
09:58:10 PM] Hb: Grr.
09:58:17 PM] Hb: my phone just shut off!
09:58:29 PM] kerkman: haha
09:58:40 PM] Hb: No
09:59:28 PM] Hb: grrr
10:00:06 PM] kerkman: grr?
10:00:27 PM] Hb: hey..wat r u doin in h alg 2
10:00:31 PM] Hb: ?
10:01:12 PM] kerkman: we are learning about the number e
10:01:25 PM] Hb: im stupid. i dont understand how to put stuf in my calc.
10:01:35 PM] Hb: lol
10:01:39 PM] Hb: O
10:01:49 PM] kerkman: lol
10:01:50 PM] Hb: we r doin slopes
10:01:57 PM] Hb: i hate it.
10:02:07 PM] Hb: he nvr told us how to do it
10:02:11 PM] kerkman: like y=mx+b?
10:02:14 PM] Hb: and hes gone for a week
10:02:23 PM] Hb: mhmm
10:02:32 PM] Hb: i understand that
10:02:43 PM] Hb: i dont get graphing
10:02:59 PM] kerkman: u have a TI-84?
10:03:18 PM] Hb: plus silver edition
10:03:21 PM] Hb: mhm
10:03:43 PM] kerkman: kk graph it on the calculator and copy it lol
10:04:05 PM] Hb: i get it wrong that way tho
10:04:12 PM] kerkman: lol
10:04:15 PM] Hb: i tried it b4
10:04:29 PM] Hb: didnt work to well.
10:04:31 PM] Hb: lol
10:04:33 PM] kerkman: I'll show u what 2 do iff u need help
10:04:58 PM] Hb: k
10:05:50 PM] Hb: u better
10:06:03 PM] kerkman: now I won't
10:06:11 PM] Hb: i dont understand it lol
10:06:12 PM] kerkman: its not nice to demand
10:06:19 PM] Hb: grrrrr
10:06:27 PM] Hb: ill fail
10:06:29 PM] Hb: lol
10:06:30 PM] kerkman: yah yah
10:06:48 PM] Hb: lol
10:08:27 PM] Hb: wat do u hav 1st period?
10:08:37 PM] kerkman: a class
10:09:02 PM] Hb: wat is it
10:09:13 PM] kerkman: A smart people one
10:09:21 PM] Hb: :-(
10:09:33 PM] kerkman: :-D
10:09:42 PM] kerkman: smile
10:09:59 PM] Hb: u make me feel stupid :-(
10:10:21 PM] Hb: :-(
10:10:30 PM] kerkman: I am very intimidating sorry
10:10:46 PM] Hb: lol
10:11:00 PM] Hb: cute tho...lol
10:11:04 PM] Hb: :-)
10:11:06 PM] kerkman: so when r u goin 2 break up with ron
10:11:25 PM] Hb: idk yet
10:11:42 PM] Hb: soon hopefully
10:11:48 PM] Hb: idk how to tel my mom
10:11:55 PM] kerkman: lol ur mom?
10:12:05 PM] kerkman: y would ur mom care?
10:12:22 PM] Hb: trust me...she does.
10:12:36 PM] kerkman: She hasn't met me yet
10:12:46 PM] kerkman: I'll bet she'll love me more
10:12:56 PM] kerkman: :-D
10:12:56 PM] Hb: i kno.
10:12:59 PM] Hb: awww
10:13:11 PM] kerkman: ?
10:13:11 PM] Hb: ur smile for sure
10:13:14 PM] Hb: :-)
10:13:28 PM] Hb: duh.
10:13:40 PM] kerkman: just make sure she knows i bite;-)
10:13:47 PM] Hb: idk. i like ur smile.
10:13:51 PM] Hb: lol
10:14:32 PM] kerkman: r u trying 2 seduce me??
10:14:47 PM] Hb: lol
10:14:55 PM] Hb: nah.
10:15:06 PM] Hb: but maybe...
10:15:07 PM] kerkman: phew tht was close
10:15:11 PM] kerkman: wat???
10:15:15 PM] Hb: jk lol
10:15:19 PM] kerkman: lol
10:15:22 PM] Hb: lol
10:16:06 PM] kerkman: omg did u ever see the show little people big world?
10:16:24 PM] Hb: yes!
10:16:35 PM] Hb: i lov tht show!
10:16:36 PM] kerkman: isn't it the second best show on TV?
10:16:54 PM] Hb: wats first?
10:17:10 PM] kerkman: spiderman duh
10:17:25 PM] Hb: no
10:17:26 PM] kerkman: idk
10:17:31 PM] kerkman: wat??/
10:17:40 PM] Hb: lol
10:17:41 PM] kerkman: u don't like spiderman?
10:17:53 PM] Hb: idk
10:18:04 PM] kerkman: wat do u mean u don't kno
10:18:22 PM] Hb: nvr seen it
10:18:32 PM] kerkman: lol ur missing out...
10:18:42 PM] Hb: lol
10:18:46 PM] kerkman: w8 u kno what trumps spiderman?
10:18:57 PM] Hb: wat
10:18:58 PM] kerkman: SCOOBY DOO!!!!
10:19:08 PM] Hb: lol
10:19:27 PM] kerkman:
10:19:57 PM] Hb: im on my phone
10:20:06 PM] Hb: i cant get to that
10:20:09 PM] Hb: lol
10:20:09 PM] kerkman: lol 4got...
10:20:20 PM] Hb: mhm
10:20:37 PM] kerkman: u r missing out...
10:20:49 PM] Hb: lol
10:20:52 PM] Hb: i kno
10:21:57 PM] kerkman: grr now im mad
10:22:12 PM] Hb: :-(
10:22:36 PM] kerkman: I've known u for 5 days and u still haven't broken up with your boyfriend
10:22:53 PM] Hb: lol
10:22:54 PM] kerkman: :-D
10:23:05 PM] Hb: im thinkin of how.
10:23:13 PM] Hb: u rly want me dont u?
10:23:33 PM] kerkman: maaaayyybe
10:23:51 PM] Hb: mhmm.
10:24:53 PM] kerkman: well i figured out how you can do it!!!
10:25:07 PM] Hb: wat
10:25:37 PM] kerkman: just call him a whiny bitch and if he has any pride he'll break up with u
10:26:05 PM] kerkman: just a thought...
10:26:17 PM] kerkman: would work on me
10:26:35 PM] Hb: he has NEVER broken up with a girl.
10:26:41 PM] Hb: he wouldnt.
10:26:46 PM] kerkman: then again I am a whiny bitch:'(
10:26:51 PM] Hb: i hav his stuff.
10:27:08 PM] Hb: i was gona put his stuf in a box
10:27:13 PM] Hb: aww
10:27:15 PM] Hb: lol
10:27:34 PM] kerkman: drop it off with a note attached saying don't call me!!!
10:27:48 PM] kerkman: lol he would get the idea...
10:27:51 PM] Hb: thats mean.
10:27:59 PM] kerkman: I'd do it
10:28:17 PM] Hb: ill figure it out.
10:28:33 PM] Hb: god. ur makin me like u more. lol
10:28:50 PM] kerkman: watev
10:29:00 PM] Hb: haha!
10:29:14 PM] Hb: u kno u like m
10:29:19 PM] Hb: me*
10:29:48 PM] kerkman: yup and I like scooby doo too
10:30:08 PM] Hb: =/
10:30:12 PM] kerkman: wat
10:30:18 PM] kerkman: u cnt share me???
10:30:31 PM] kerkman: I can't believe u
10:30:39 PM] Hb: lol
10:31:42 PM] Hb: ur funny
10:32:07 PM] Hb: and cute...but thats another subj. lol
10:33:19 PM] kerkman: O:-)I'm just perfect
10:33:31 PM] Hb: lol
10:33:36 PM] Hb: mhm.
10:34:00 PM] kerkman: maybe a lil arrogant too but you'll learn 2 luv it!!!
10:34:43 PM] Hb: haha! and weve been tlkin for 2 hours.
10:34:48 PM] Hb: lol
10:35:05 PM] kerkman: wow keeping track of the time???
10:35:46 PM] kerkman: I forgot, I charge by the hour
10:36:07 PM] Hb: Lol
10:36:23 PM] Hb: and wat do u charge?
10:36:25 PM] Hb: lol
10:36:41 PM] kerkman: You don't wanna know ;-)
10:36:54 PM] Hb: ?
10:37:09 PM] kerkman: again something in my eye
10:37:23 PM] Hb: Haha.
10:37:24 PM] kerkman: :-D
10:39:06 PM] kerkman: lol my sister won't keep the same show on for more than a minute...
10:39:14 PM] Hb: hey...i feel better now
10:39:18 PM] Hb: what?
10:39:29 PM] kerkman: =-OYAY
10:39:47 PM] kerkman: :-DPARTY TIME
10:39:55 PM] Hb: mhm.
10:39:59 PM] Hb: yeaa
10:41:06 PM] Hb: fuckkk
10:41:35 PM] kerkman: ?
10:41:55 PM] Hb: crying. grr
10:42:07 PM] Hb: stupid.
10:42:11 PM] kerkman: awww
10:42:44 PM] Hb: mhm
10:44:10 PM] Hb: its not cold. im usually freezing in my room
10:44:33 PM] Hb: lol
10:44:47 PM] kerkman: I'm just always Hot8-)
10:44:59 PM] Hb: true..
10:45:59 PM] Hb: lol
10:46:07 PM] kerkman: ?
10:46:23 PM] Hb: wat
10:46:37 PM] kerkman: wat was the lol 4
10:46:49 PM] Hb: nvm
10:47:16 PM] kerkman: im gettin rly tired
10:47:29 PM] kerkman: and still haven't done my hw...
10:47:53 PM] Hb: i thought u did it earlier
10:48:03 PM] kerkman: nope lol
10:48:15 PM] Hb: geez
10:48:17 PM] kerkman: did the wrong thing...
10:48:37 PM] Hb: which was?
10:48:51 PM] kerkman: tomorrows hw...
10:49:18 PM] Hb: lol
10:49:36 PM] Hb: wat time do u get up?
10:49:42 PM] kerkman: early
10:49:56 PM] Hb: like?
10:49:58 PM] kerkman: 6:20
10:50:05 PM] Hb: 6?
10:50:18 PM] Hb: i get up at 6
10:50:32 PM] Hb: bus comes at 6:30
10:50:44 PM] kerkman: well good for u like I said b4 I need my beauty sleep;-)
10:51:01 PM] Hb: lol
10:51:57 PM] kerkman: my bus comes at 6:45 when it isn't a retarded bus driver
10:52:11 PM] Hb: lol
10:52:27 PM] Hb: wat time do u usually get to school?
10:53:05 PM] kerkman: 7:05 I go to my locker then straight 2 class 2 do hw lol
10:53:21 PM] Hb: oh...
10:53:52 PM] kerkman: but my first period teacher hates me
10:54:11 PM] Hb: who
10:54:37 PM] kerkman: the teacher...
10:54:59 PM] Hb: tel me who
10:55:02 PM] Hb: pleaseee
10:55:06 PM] Hb: O:-)
10:55:08 PM] kerkman: the teacher?
10:55:19 PM] Hb: mhm
10:55:29 PM] kerkman: my first period teacher duh
10:55:44 PM] kerkman: :-)
10:55:52 PM] Hb: who is it tho?
10:55:57 PM] Hb: why wont u tell me?
10:56:39 PM] kerkman: Mrs. Austin i think her name is idk honors chem
10:56:54 PM] Hb: lol
10:57:35 PM] kerkman: ?
10:57:56 PM] Hb: im falling asleep.
10:58:57 PM] kerkman: so wat r we doing tomorrow? Did I decide yet (lol who has the ego now)
10:59:05 PM] Hb: lol
10:59:18 PM] Hb: idk u nvr decided
10:59:35 PM] kerkman: hmmm
10:59:50 PM] kerkman: idk
11:00:00 PM] Hb: lol
11:00:15 PM] kerkman: all I know is I'm probably walkin home from school
11:00:28 PM] kerkman: the bus driver wants to give us assigned seats...
11:00:36 PM] Hb: ok.
11:00:41 PM] Hb: ew
11:00:46 PM] kerkman: yah
11:01:29 PM] Hb: lol
11:01:55 PM] kerkman: so KAyla just started to read over my Shoulder
11:02:09 PM] kerkman: kinda weird
11:02:22 PM] kerkman: lol and shes acting like she didn't try to
11:02:49 PM] Hb: thats creepy
11:03:11 PM] kerkman: !!! THTS MY SISTER YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!!!
11:03:33 PM] Hb: lol
11:03:44 PM] kerkman: lol :-D
11:03:56 PM] kerkman: I was serious grr>
11:04:01 PM] kerkman: haha
11:04:25 PM] Hb: lol
11:05:24 PM] kerkman: kk u better go 2 bed
11:05:46 PM] Hb: ok.
11:05:58 PM] Hb: see u in the morning?
11:06:11 PM] kerkman: maybe
11:06:36 PM] kerkman: hopefully;-)
11:06:43 PM] Hb: ok.
11:06:58 PM] Hb: :-)
11:07:15 PM] Hb: text me when u wake up
11:07:21 PM] kerkman: *waves* byez
11:07:23 PM] kerkman: kk
11:07:39 PM] Hb: or when u get to school.
11:07:48 PM] Hb: ok.m.
11:07:53 PM] Hb: ok..*
11:08:06 PM] kerkman: kay c ya
11:08:16 PM] Hb: bye.:-D
11:08:30 PM] kerkman: bye
11:08:43 PM] Hb: mhm bye
11:08:53 PM] kerkman: grr u rnt getting off r u
11:09:03 PM] kerkman: lol
11:09:28 PM] Hb: Eventualy y?
11:09:51 PM] kerkman: god people r get the idea tht u like me...
11:10:12 PM] Hb: wat?
11:10:21 PM] kerkman: Crazy I kno
11:10:40 PM] kerkman: I forgot a word didn't i
11:10:44 PM] kerkman: ...
11:10:56 PM] Hb: idk.
11:11:07 PM] kerkman: yah i did
11:11:17 PM] Hb: o
11:11:21 PM] kerkman: give me a break tho its 11:11 at night...
11:11:29 PM] kerkman: (make a wish)
11:11:37 PM] Hb: make a wish
11:11:39 PM] Hb: ah!
11:11:46 PM] Hb: we think alike
11:11:49 PM] kerkman: lol
11:11:50 PM] Hb: creepy...
11:12:03 PM] kerkman: what?
11:12:10 PM] Hb: :-D
11:12:16 PM] kerkman: :-p
11:12:19 PM] Hb: wat
11:12:32 PM] kerkman: ?
11:12:41 PM] Hb: go to sleep
11:13:03 PM] kerkman: lol U cnt make me!!! I feel like I'm 4
11:13:30 PM] kerkman: =-OI need to go to sleep
11:13:33 PM] Hb: lol
11:13:35 PM] kerkman: lol
11:13:46 PM] Hb: no
11:13:51 PM] Hb: do u
11:13:53 PM] Hb: ?
11:14:00 PM] kerkman: WHAT?
11:14:12 PM] Hb: ahh nvm
11:14:19 PM] kerkman: lol
11:14:26 PM] Hb: im so confused
11:14:28 PM] Hb: its late
11:14:31 PM] Hb: lol
11:14:36 PM] Hb: almost three hours
11:14:38 PM] kerkman: lol thts my excuse!!!
11:14:51 PM] Hb: mhmm sure....
11:14:59 PM] kerkman: watev
11:15:08 PM] Hb: lol
11:15:31 PM] Hb: did u do ur hw?
11:15:38 PM] kerkman: no
11:15:43 PM] kerkman: did u do urs?
11:15:50 PM] Hb: nice..
11:15:53 PM] Hb: mhmm
11:16:04 PM] Hb: except math
11:16:04 PM] kerkman: ohh u suck
11:16:09 PM] kerkman: jk
11:16:17 PM] Hb: i dint understand it
11:16:21 PM] kerkman: or was I?
11:16:21 PM] Hb: dont*
11:16:30 PM] Hb: u swallow.
11:16:33 PM] Hb: wat?
11:16:37 PM] kerkman: wat period is ur math class
11:16:45 PM] Hb: 8
11:16:51 PM] Hb: same as u
11:17:28 PM] kerkman: wow deja vu
11:17:44 PM] Hb: lol
11:17:44 PM] kerkman: Hey tht sounds like FRENCH lol
11:18:08 PM] Hb: mhm
11:18:20 PM] Hb: i think its deja vous
11:18:25 PM] Hb: idk tho
11:18:33 PM] Hb: too late to think
11:18:36 PM] kerkman: lol
11:19:04 PM] Hb: wat room do u hav english?
11:19:16 PM] kerkman: 810 I think
11:19:34 PM] Hb: who do u have?
11:19:52 PM] kerkman: Foraker
11:20:00 PM] Hb: o
11:20:05 PM] Hb: i hav swanson
11:20:13 PM] Hb: in 810
11:20:15 PM] kerkman: dont kno who tht is...
11:20:18 PM] Hb: i think. lol
11:20:25 PM] kerkman: lol
11:20:29 PM] kerkman: w8 im in 808
11:20:32 PM] Hb: blonde
11:20:40 PM] Hb: braces
11:20:47 PM] Hb: ok
11:20:50 PM] kerkman: sadly not blonde...
11:21:00 PM] Hb: for sure?
11:21:00 PM] kerkman: N perfect teeth
11:21:02 PM] Hb: lol
11:21:13 PM] Hb: lol
11:21:22 PM] Hb: ur in 808?
11:21:27 PM] kerkman: ya
11:21:38 PM] Hb: ok
11:21:44 PM] Hb: ill find u tmrrw
11:21:56 PM] Hb: i leave lunch early
11:22:10 PM] kerkman: kk
11:22:22 PM] Hb: ughh
11:22:28 PM] Hb: three hourss
11:22:34 PM] Hb: lol
11:22:41 PM] kerkman: not yet
11:22:42 PM] Hb: thats such a long time.
11:22:52 PM] Hb: almostt
11:23:00 PM] kerkman: its ur fault!!!
11:23:10 PM] Hb: y
11:23:24 PM] kerkman: Cuz it cn't be mine
11:23:36 PM] kerkman: and there isn't ne1 else here
11:23:37 PM] Hb:
11:23:53 PM] Hb: ok?
11:24:03 PM] kerkman: 4get it
11:24:13 PM] Hb: lol
11:24:26 PM] Hb: im goin to sleep
11:24:35 PM] Hb: txt me in the morning.
11:24:43 PM] kerkman: kk
11:24:54 PM] Hb: byeee
11:24:56 PM] kerkman: maybe
11:25:11 PM] Hb:
11:25:17 PM] kerkman: :-)
11:25:25 PM] kerkman: bye
11:25:36 PM] Hb: bye.
11:26:18 PM] kerkman: C ya

If you are reading this Wow I hope you only skimmed it and if you read it Thank you a little you fail at life is ok if u actually read this. U deserve at least tht much Thanks

[Dream]

Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Have 2 say, did not read this and she seems 2 be going well but
THIS CONVO IS WAAAY TO LONG
It'll build the impression you have nothing better to do than that
Just my impressions

[kerkman]

LOL Yeah at the end I was like 3 hours, Damn I have no life, But, lol she's breakin up with her bf tomorrow 4 me. So what's it matter!!! ;D

[Grape]

Damn.
She's going to be testinn you soo hard =P
I think you should toy around with her without being an asshole neither an AFC.

[crash]

Well if it wasn't before it's official, I fail at life. I read the whole goddamn thing. Nice little ego stroke for me at around 9:50 though

[SamethP]

LIFE FAILAGE!!!!





for me
lol


that was great man, shes hooked
and yea, i get the mass convos as well >.<
but sometimes when they are sleepy, you can end the convo on a real high happy point and she'll remember that about you most.

[SenorBubbz]

I read through all of it..

Great except ONE thing. The constant asking if she was gonna break up with her boyfriend. Makes you sound kind of needy but at this point, it doesn't matter. She's hooked onto you. Good job

[kerkman]

Thanks guys here's an update, she broke up with her boyfriend for me, and so now I have a girlfriend. (damn I hate that word)

SO I'm probably taking a month long break from this. Only a month then I'm back in the game. I'll have to learn more about online gaming though cuz my school will be a dead zone.

But anyway, Thanks for reading and commenting.

BTW anyone who is really good at online gaming I need a little help with starting a convo with someone I don't know. It kinda feels weird and the way I type expresses the weirdness. (is weirdness a word?)