The "smooth" classmate

[Nick]

Please read, Muy importanto - I'll keep it short

There is a classmate of mine, I'll call him J, and not that many people like him. Most of my guy classmates can barely tolerate him yet he is still invited to most get-togethers, I think mainly because he invites himself or is the one who sort of comes up with the idea. Everyone says they hate him but he is still at most parties, I just don't get it.

Anyways, around women he uses what seems to be amateur Cocky and Funny even though I think he's been like this for a couple years so I can't say it's amateur. For example:

He was tagged in a pic on facebook and someone said they were gunna use it as a profile pic. Then he said "I called it first" - "Sorry I didn't know you were so obsessed with it"- Then he says, "How can't you be obsessed with it? I'm in it."

Is that really what C&F is? It just sounds corny to me and absolutely terrible. He tries to be funny during class and he is always talking to girls next to him and picking on them but it seems like they give IODs back most of the time. He even told me once that I needed to "learn how to be smooth like me." He gets girls but most of them are pretty ugly. Is this really what it's all about? Everyone says they hate you behind your back but yet you have to be aggressive enough to make it into a party...

[Ari Gold]

No no dude. This guy is what you'd call a wannabe player. He's a dick to girls and gets ugly ones, cocky out of his mind, this is NOT what you should want to be. That is not C&F, that's just being a douche.

You want to be FUNNY too, not just cocky. And this kid seems like he has no realization of who he truly is-that's the key to the game. Understanding who you are, and your limits, and how people will react to you. People will invite people to parties to make fun. This kid is probably a joke within the other circles, and used for entertainment.

He's trying to AMOG you. AMOG right back dude.

[bravo]

That annoying guy that always talks about how cool he is, how tough he is, and acts like he is better than everyone. He tries to start shit with people and be a complete dick - usually unknowingly since he doesn't catch the fact that he's making a fool out of himself.

Though the common douchebag thinks he is accepted by the people around him, most people dislike him. He loves to appear in many places, such as parties where he seeks attention by, again, making a fool out of himself. A douchebag is also considered a little bitch.

To cure douchebag-iness, apply fist to face of douchebag every once in a while (usually when he tries to act tough). After a while it may or may not disappear. If symptoms continue, resort to more violent and dramatic measures.



JK, I got this from the urban dictionary. But the guy you are describing sounds like this lol.