Post by Ari Gold on Jun 24, 2010 14:39:52 GMT -5
I don't know what my intentions are in life. I might be a spy, a doctor, an agent for movie stars, a fucking vagrant on the street. I'm gonna do a LOT of stuff in my life. I'm gonna go to Europe after graduation. I'm gonna go to a big college and get educated. I'm gonna learn about art, history, languages, culture, and still be able to enjoy a great football game. I love Deadmau5 as much as I love Moby as much as I love Led Zeppelin. I watch Entourage and Burn Notice and House. My favorite movies include Pulp Fiction and Fight Club. I play airsoft, football, wrestle, and lacrosse. Did I mention the fact that I'm fucking interesting?
Why the fuck are girls attracted to me? I guess I'm okay looking. I'm not Channing Tatum, and I'm not fucking ugly. My build is average at best, I'm not ripped and I'm not fat. My personality is apparently awesome, but I digress, I'm an abrasive smartass honest dick. Apparently I've got pretty eyes but they're just eyes to me.
WHY are girls attracted to me? I'll tell you why. I just don't care. I'm me. I'm interesting. I'm involved. I do things. I'm intelligent. According to my shrink, really fucking intelligent. I understand social dynamics and that's why people think I'm easy to talk to.
WHY are girls attracted to me? I'm fucking confident. In my mind, EVERY girl is attracted to me. And to be honest, this is gonna sound cocky but they all are. They all should be. I'm fucking interesting. I have a story to tell, just like everyone else. Everyone's got a story in the great game of life and YOURS should be the best they've heard in a while.
Now enough about me, let's talk about you guys. The vast majority of those in the pickup community are the wallpaper types. So fucking generic. So boring. They follow social stigmas if they want, or they're just fucking awkward.
However, they're mostly sheeple. Followers. Dress this way, talk this way, listen to these bands, watch these TV shows. No. Fuck that. Never be that.
I dress fairly uniquely and I plan on expanding that. My vocab is pretty absurd to be honest, I really have quite a plethora of interesting words. Like perquisite. I use great metaphors like how this article should be a right cross to the boxing match that is your life.
I DO WHAT I WANT. IN LIFE. No one controls me. You should be this way, also. Be your own person, and then people will find you interesting. Your lack of caring, confidence, and interestingness will draw you to people. Be friends with everyone. I'm friends with kids who don't talk to girls, master naturals, the varsity quarterback, the AP kids, potheads, HB4s, HB9s, EVERYFUCKINGONE. Show no prejudice.
Be interesting.
Change your school.
You will be attractive.
To everyone.
Change your life now. Do it.
Why the fuck are girls attracted to me? I guess I'm okay looking. I'm not Channing Tatum, and I'm not fucking ugly. My build is average at best, I'm not ripped and I'm not fat. My personality is apparently awesome, but I digress, I'm an abrasive smartass honest dick. Apparently I've got pretty eyes but they're just eyes to me.
WHY are girls attracted to me? I'll tell you why. I just don't care. I'm me. I'm interesting. I'm involved. I do things. I'm intelligent. According to my shrink, really fucking intelligent. I understand social dynamics and that's why people think I'm easy to talk to.
WHY are girls attracted to me? I'm fucking confident. In my mind, EVERY girl is attracted to me. And to be honest, this is gonna sound cocky but they all are. They all should be. I'm fucking interesting. I have a story to tell, just like everyone else. Everyone's got a story in the great game of life and YOURS should be the best they've heard in a while.
Now enough about me, let's talk about you guys. The vast majority of those in the pickup community are the wallpaper types. So fucking generic. So boring. They follow social stigmas if they want, or they're just fucking awkward.
However, they're mostly sheeple. Followers. Dress this way, talk this way, listen to these bands, watch these TV shows. No. Fuck that. Never be that.
I dress fairly uniquely and I plan on expanding that. My vocab is pretty absurd to be honest, I really have quite a plethora of interesting words. Like perquisite. I use great metaphors like how this article should be a right cross to the boxing match that is your life.
I DO WHAT I WANT. IN LIFE. No one controls me. You should be this way, also. Be your own person, and then people will find you interesting. Your lack of caring, confidence, and interestingness will draw you to people. Be friends with everyone. I'm friends with kids who don't talk to girls, master naturals, the varsity quarterback, the AP kids, potheads, HB4s, HB9s, EVERYFUCKINGONE. Show no prejudice.
Be interesting.
Change your school.
You will be attractive.
To everyone.
Change your life now. Do it.
But thanks! 
