Post by SamethP on Oct 5, 2010 21:02:47 GMT -5
So after a very long bloody break I'm starting to get back into the swing of things again. Opening sets, closing, f-closing etc.
But the other day, I was reading through some online game that I used to do and compared it to my current online game... I was shocked at how poor I had become, my old stuff was witty, punchy and generated IOIs quicker than I could count. My current stuff was slow, boring and quite AFC to be honest. So now I'm trying to get my old style back.
Here is a decent conversation where I closed quickly from about a year ago...
ME
heyyyyy thanx for the add =] whats up
HER
heyy (:
npz
nmmm Boredd wbuu?
ME
lol
pretty much the same ayeeee
entertain me!!!
*gets out a whip*
xD
HER
ROfll yehh (:
hahahahaha
uu entertainnnnnn meeee Firstt !
ME
AYYEEEE
thats not how it works duuude!!!!
i have the whip
therefore
you are the entertainment ^_^
haha
HER
Hahahahahaha yesssss
* takes whip *
nana uu entertainnn me nowww (A)
coz thats Howw it worksss :L?
ME
DAMMIT
fine :\
*takes of shit*
*pole dances*
HER
hahahahaahaha ROFLLLLLLLL! (:
Ur funni_* (A)
ME
thankyou
*steals whip*
now i believe its your turn
HER
npz (A)
hahahahaa is it noww
haha
* gives lap Dancee* (A)
thats Howw i roll (A)
ME
wow, you need to learn how to do that properly x]
i feel this conversation is getting a little to MA rated for here xD
hit me up on msn =]
HER
hahahaaha y donttt uu teachh mee (A)
hahaha uu started it
wats ur msnn then :L?
ME
*sigh*
fine if you want to learn from the best ^_^
haha
ask nicely
HER
haha yehp :L
cann i pretty Plzzzzzz havv u msn?
Don't you just love it? haha
So I opened this red-headed French chick, simply because the bottom of her picture said "Wanted"
Me: wanted for what?
Her: FOR...hum....I don't even remember! =) I must have been in jail for a VERYlong time now =O
Me: ohh emm gee! you really shouldnt just rape hot people you meet online! im starting to get scared
Her: Actually... I rape ugly people! =)
Me: oh well thats good, im safe
unfortunately for you, i rape wanted girls with red hair
but first i like to lure them to my car with lollies...
do you prefer M&Ms or Skittles?
Her: Skittles! Obviously!
Add me, you stupid aussie! : -------@live.com
Me: add you on what you moose loving canadian
Her: Hum... Msn! Come on kangaroo boy! Use ur aussie brain:p
Me: sorry mounty, but im currently at work and my msn isnt working xD haha
ill could give you my email and we can talk via that, but then you'd probably start stalking me and emailing me constantly... promise?
Her: Msn?
Me: i think you should re-check your inbox, ive already replied to this haha
silly maple loving canadian *shakes head*
Her: But didnt u want me to stalk u???
Me: is that not what i said? you can easily clutter my inbox
its the same as my msn, so if my msn ever lets me log in again, ill accept you
Her: Haha sure... U sound pretty modest hum?
Me: modesty is my middle name, im the most modest guy in the world
oh shit, i ate all the skittles, youre going to have to bring your own so i can lure you into my car
Her: How romantic! And then u rape me...? Oh well so what.. After all my second name is danger! Dearly, Scaredof
Me: excuse me, but its not rape if you like it!
so no, i wont be raping you
danger? are you a warewolf or something
Her: Yea... I dont know whats a warewolf sorry... im French!!!
Me: sacrebleau! or however you spell it
i was learning french at one stage
were you born in france?
Her: No XD theres a province in canada where people only speak french! And nobody says sacre bleuXD its not even a swear
Me: well its on tv and i like tv so nerrr *pokes tongue out*
Her: Pfff tvs fake im sorry but ill go to bed for now.. But u can fill my inbox ! I know u want to
Me: is your inbox that lonely? nawwwwww
well give me your email and ill give you a reason to wake up with a smile on your face
Her: Hahaha yes my mailboxs pretty poor! -----@live.com ! Write me please please mr modest!
Me: only since you asked so nicely, you can have one email per day, maybe two if youre really fun to talk to
Her: Actually youll probably send 4 per day:p im the cuutest and the funniest thing youve ever talked with!
Me: oh really? actions talk louder than words... wait, that doesnt really work over email... =.=
I guess ill have to be the judge of that but I'm expecting emails from you whenever i check
Her: As i am expecting some from u! But as long as u wont have msn.. U wont be able to hear my wonderful french accent!!.... You soo are missing something...XD
Me: how do i hear your accent over msn? o.O you french are a weird breed
i know skype tends to work well for that haha
Her: Skype, msn... Its all the saaame do u have skype??? ill admit that... even if the ausie accent is horribly difficult to ubderstand.. It sounds very... Hawt
Sent her some emails, here they are
Me: Is this a scam email or something?
I better not get a tonne of porn links everytime I check my email :\
Her: www.hotredhead.com
Ooh sorry... =P
Nonon it's not a scam e-mail... You'Re anoying, but I can still stand some e-mails from you! hahaha=P
and well, yeah, she added me on skype and we got chatting verbally on that, got several more IOI's, did some role playing (she was auditioning to be my hoe haha) and then she stole one of my lines and used it against me
so yeah, I still don't think it's up to par with my old work, but getting there
opinions?
But the other day, I was reading through some online game that I used to do and compared it to my current online game... I was shocked at how poor I had become, my old stuff was witty, punchy and generated IOIs quicker than I could count. My current stuff was slow, boring and quite AFC to be honest. So now I'm trying to get my old style back.
Here is a decent conversation where I closed quickly from about a year ago...
ME
heyyyyy thanx for the add =] whats up
HER
heyy (:
npz
nmmm Boredd wbuu?
ME
lol
pretty much the same ayeeee
entertain me!!!
*gets out a whip*
xD
HER
ROfll yehh (:
hahahahaha
uu entertainnnnnn meeee Firstt !
ME
AYYEEEE
thats not how it works duuude!!!!
i have the whip
therefore
you are the entertainment ^_^
haha
HER
Hahahahahaha yesssss
* takes whip *
nana uu entertainnn me nowww (A)
coz thats Howw it worksss :L?
ME
DAMMIT
fine :\
*takes of shit*
*pole dances*
HER
hahahahaahaha ROFLLLLLLLL! (:
Ur funni_* (A)
ME
thankyou
*steals whip*
now i believe its your turn
HER
npz (A)
hahahahaa is it noww
haha
* gives lap Dancee* (A)
thats Howw i roll (A)
ME
wow, you need to learn how to do that properly x]
i feel this conversation is getting a little to MA rated for here xD
hit me up on msn =]
HER
hahahaaha y donttt uu teachh mee (A)
hahaha uu started it
wats ur msnn then :L?
ME
*sigh*
fine if you want to learn from the best ^_^
haha
ask nicely
HER
haha yehp :L
cann i pretty Plzzzzzz havv u msn
?Don't you just love it? haha
So I opened this red-headed French chick, simply because the bottom of her picture said "Wanted"
Me: wanted for what?
Her: FOR...hum....I don't even remember! =) I must have been in jail for a VERYlong time now =O
Me: ohh emm gee! you really shouldnt just rape hot people you meet online! im starting to get scared
Her: Actually... I rape ugly people! =)
Me: oh well thats good, im safe
unfortunately for you, i rape wanted girls with red hair
but first i like to lure them to my car with lollies...
do you prefer M&Ms or Skittles?
Her: Skittles! Obviously!
Add me, you stupid aussie! : -------@live.com
Me: add you on what you moose loving canadian
Her: Hum... Msn! Come on kangaroo boy! Use ur aussie brain:p
Me: sorry mounty, but im currently at work and my msn isnt working xD haha
ill could give you my email and we can talk via that, but then you'd probably start stalking me and emailing me constantly... promise?
Her: Msn?
Me: i think you should re-check your inbox, ive already replied to this
hahasilly maple loving canadian *shakes head*
Her: But didnt u want me to stalk u???
Me: is that not what i said? you can easily clutter my inbox
its the same as my msn, so if my msn ever lets me log in again, ill accept you
Her: Haha sure... U sound pretty modest hum?
Me: modesty is my middle name, im the most modest guy in the world
oh shit, i ate all the skittles, youre going to have to bring your own so i can lure you into my car
Her: How romantic! And then u rape me...? Oh well so what.. After all my second name is danger!
Dearly, ScaredofMe: excuse me, but its not rape if you like it!
so no, i wont be raping you
danger? are you a warewolf or something
Her: Yea... I dont know whats a warewolf sorry...
im French!!!Me: sacrebleau! or however you spell it
i was learning french at one stage
were you born in france?
Her: No XD theres a province in canada where people only speak french! And nobody says sacre bleuXD its not even a swear
Me: well its on tv and i like tv so nerrr *pokes tongue out*
Her: Pfff tvs fake
im sorry but ill go to bed for now.. But u can fill my inbox ! I know u want toMe: is your inbox that lonely? nawwwwww
well give me your email and ill give you a reason to wake up with a smile on your face
Her: Hahaha yes my mailboxs pretty poor! -----@live.com ! Write me please please mr modest!
Me: only since you asked so nicely, you can have one email per day, maybe two if youre really fun to talk to
Her: Actually youll probably send 4 per day:p im the cuutest and the funniest thing youve ever talked with!
Me: oh really? actions talk louder than words... wait, that doesnt really work over email... =.=
I guess ill have to be the judge of that
but I'm expecting emails from you whenever i check Her: As i am expecting some from u! But as long as u wont have msn.. U wont be able to hear my wonderful french accent!!.... You soo are missing something...XD
Me: how do i hear your accent over msn? o.O you french are a weird breed
i know skype tends to work well for that
hahaHer: Skype, msn... Its all the saaame
do u have skype??? ill admit that... even if the ausie accent is horribly difficult to ubderstand.. It sounds very... Hawt Sent her some emails, here they are
Me: Is this a scam email or something?
I better not get a tonne of porn links everytime I check my email :\
Her: www.hotredhead.com
Ooh sorry... =P
Nonon it's not a scam e-mail... You'Re anoying, but I can still stand some e-mails from you! hahaha=P
and well, yeah, she added me on skype and we got chatting verbally on that, got several more IOI's, did some role playing (she was auditioning to be my hoe haha) and then she stole one of my lines and used it against me
so yeah, I still don't think it's up to par with my old work, but getting there
opinions?
