Omegle

[paradox]

if any of you don't know what omegle is its where you are connected with a random person and you chat through text, its pretty funny

www.omegle.com

anyway just post your funny conversations here

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: i'm an orange
You: thats cool
You: i'd still fuck you
Stranger: ..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[eagle]

Omegle is a crap site for chatting but it's fun to troll.

[Contempt]

Dude those video chat ones are lame. All you get is a bunch of guys jacking off. Lmao.

Anyways, on the chat ones i always first put in "In compliance with the United States Government, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are chatting with has the IP address of a registered sex offender." They usually disconnect pretty quick.

-Contempt

[imprint]

HAHAHAHA that is hilarious!

[IzSkyBlu]

LOL Im going to try that now Contempt!

[paradox]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: give me a topic to rap about
You: antd i will freestyle about i
Stranger: foot fetish
You: yeah
You: awww
You: MC Ghost
You: Coming in
You: Yeah
You: I got bitches in my bed
You: Bitches in the class
You: Bitches with the tits
You: Bitches with the ass
You: Bitches got the body
You: Bitches got the face
You: But one thing is missing
You: Something i cant place
You: I thought for hours
You: I couldnt think it through
You: Then it finally hit me
You: I knew what i had to do
You: I called all my bitches
You: Into my room
You: I told all them bitches
You: Off with the shoes
You: They're like
You: Ghost?
You: What are you saying
You: I said, bitches
You: I aint fuckin playin
Stranger: haha
You: They took that shit off
You: Smelled so damn good
You: Best fuckin smell in the whole neighborhood
You: Footjobs galore
You: I was in heavan
You: All them foot whores
You: And it was only 7
You: Yeah
Stranger: nice job!
Stranger: funny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.