Douche Baggetry *what NOT to wear*

[rakoon]

Feb 25, 2011 9:06:35 GMT -5 Contempt said:

^ OW!

Super super tight shirts are a no-no as well. they jsut make you look gay. Semi tight is definitely good though.

personaly I wear small and extra-small even tough im realy fit and got huge pecs
its just that i wear those t-shirts that are a little elastic and stick on your body.

for the jeans..even if i would like to wear tight jeans..I cant cuz my ass 2 big as girls say lol

[RMO]

it depends, if you are either a real MMA fan, or actually in MMA/ training, its okay, but for the most part Tapout shirts are retarded.

[Grape]

Do not wear Tapout unless, like Prodigy said, you are REALLY passionate about MMA and what not.

I'm 6'0" but I wear small, plain colored v-necks and they're really fucking attractive to girls. You know how girls wear almost skin tight shirts and you're just like "fuckkk yeahhh"? It's the same for girls.

Like this: images.asos.com/inv/l/88/830/255312/black/image1xl.jpg


And in Renaissance times, it was very fashionable for men, including noble kings, to wear tight leggings and nothing over. They loved to show off their leg muscles and shapes and the women loved to see them. It's simply not our "culture" for men to wear leggings in a serious manner. But FIT skinnies, they are. Use em while you can.

[theory]

Weird shaved in designs are a big no unless going for that Eurotrash look

[rakoon]

that image Grape posted, I wear normaly those but with some kind of trade mark often

I think it actualy goes like this:
you fit=you can wear tight, since the muscles can make it looks sexy
you skinny=dont wear tight, cuz you look constipated

[Contempt]

Feb 26, 2011 4:11:17 GMT -5 rakoon said:

Feb 25, 2011 9:06:35 GMT -5 Contempt said:

^ OW!

Super super tight shirts are a no-no as well. they jsut make you look gay. Semi tight is definitely good though.

personaly I wear small and extra-small even tough im realy fit and got huge pecs
its just that i wear those t-shirts that are a little elastic and stick on your body.

for the jeans..even if i would like to wear tight jeans..I cant cuz my ass 2 big as girls say lol

I hope not too tight of shirts though, you want to leave girls guessing about the rest of whats underneath .

Plus, if there super super tight, they jsut look gay. I'm ripped and i dont wear super tight shirts.

[victor]

dont wear these
www.forever21.com/21men/product.asp?catalog_name=FOREVER21&category_name=m_bottom&product_id=2000009231&Page=1

or these

www.forever21.com/21men/product.asp?catalog_name=FOREVER21&category_name=m_bottom&product_id=2000009253&Page=1

lawl

[Grape]

Mar 17, 2011 22:42:27 GMT -5 victor said:

dont wear these
www.forever21.com/21men/product.asp?catalog_name=FOREVER21&category_name=m_bottom&product_id=2000009231&Page=1

or these

www.forever21.com/21men/product.asp?catalog_name=FOREVER21&category_name=m_bottom&product_id=2000009253&Page=1

lawl

Totally with you on this EXCEPT for one case.
If you're in a band, wear these when you're at shows in the hot summer with a simple t-shirt on top and a pair of flip flops. Other than that, really no way around it haha

[traindom]

I tried the fauxhawk (my stylist cut it and shaped it that way) but the next day I did not know how to properly shape it with hair wax. I just push my short hair back (a little longer on the top) and make it look spiky backwards.

[clarity]

"shiny puffy vests, only fresh off the boat asians can pull these off."

I laughed a bit when I read this one.

Honest to say I have one, bought it from F21 Men. I'm not fresh off the boat, but it looks nice. It's all about how you wear it and how you pull it off lol.