Post by Andrew on May 16, 2011 3:47:13 GMT -5
Girls just wanna have funnnnn!
Cyndi Lauper's a bitch. She thought she owned that sidewalk. I had just as much of a right to be walking and she didn't have to barrel through me for no reason. ANYWAY.
But yeah, they really do. Especially late high school and CERTAINLY college, girls are cute sexy little fun sponges. Everything they can find.
DRINKING? SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
SHORT SKIRTS AND MAKEUP? SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
BAR? DANCING? SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
MY GIRRRRRRLFRAAAAAANS? SOUNDS LIKE FUN
I'M BORED. WHERE ARE THE CUTE BOYS. LET'S GO FIND FUN FUN FUN.
*GASP* CUTE BOY HAVING FUN?! MINE MINE MINE MINE
While this is generally more or less the mentality of a college girl partying (at least the ones that I know!), ALL girls really just want to have fun with a positive energy. Everyone likes fun, and everyone likes positive energy!
And really why shouldn't they? Why shouldn't we ALL just be looking for fun wherever we go? Why shouldn't we all just be having fun doing whatever we're doing no matter what it is?
Fucked if I know. We SHOULD be doing that.
Girls want to be around someone with a positive energy, someone whose having fun. If you're not having fun, why the FUCK would she be having fun? If you're nervous or sulking or in a bad state, why would she be like OH CHIPPER UP STRANGE BOY TALKING TO ME! No. She'd move on to someone happier and more likely to make her happier.
So what am I saying? Start having FUN. Go places and do what you wanna do. Ride the escalators the wrong way at the mall, or hide in the clothing racks like you used to do when you were eight, or grab a dress and ask the attendant if he/she thinks it'll make you look fat.
And for God's sake don't do it for HER! Do it for YOU! Am I REALLY having to SELL you guys on having FUN?! Why are we even having this conversation?! It's FUN! It's enjoyable and it makes you happy and it's FUCKING FUN!! Why the fuck don't we just do that all the time?!
But yeah you'd probably get girls too that way. If you're on the dancefloor trying to breakdance even though you KNOW you can't but you're having FUN, you're gonna have some people joining in, and a bunch of girls watching you and SMILING and WANTING TO DANCE WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE HAVING FUN.
AND THAT'S COOL BUT YOU DON'T REALLY CARE CAUSE YOU'RE HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN AS IT IS ANYWAY! If you don't have the success you want with girls this way (hard to believe if you're having fun with a positive energy), WHO GIVES A SHIT? YOU'RE HAVING A BLAST!
Just have fun.
-Andrew's inner eight year old
Cyndi Lauper's a bitch. She thought she owned that sidewalk. I had just as much of a right to be walking and she didn't have to barrel through me for no reason. ANYWAY.
But yeah, they really do. Especially late high school and CERTAINLY college, girls are cute sexy little fun sponges. Everything they can find.
DRINKING? SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
SHORT SKIRTS AND MAKEUP? SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
BAR? DANCING? SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
MY GIRRRRRRLFRAAAAAANS? SOUNDS LIKE FUN
I'M BORED. WHERE ARE THE CUTE BOYS. LET'S GO FIND FUN FUN FUN.
*GASP* CUTE BOY HAVING FUN?! MINE MINE MINE MINE
While this is generally more or less the mentality of a college girl partying (at least the ones that I know!), ALL girls really just want to have fun with a positive energy. Everyone likes fun, and everyone likes positive energy!
And really why shouldn't they? Why shouldn't we ALL just be looking for fun wherever we go? Why shouldn't we all just be having fun doing whatever we're doing no matter what it is?
Fucked if I know. We SHOULD be doing that.
Girls want to be around someone with a positive energy, someone whose having fun. If you're not having fun, why the FUCK would she be having fun? If you're nervous or sulking or in a bad state, why would she be like OH CHIPPER UP STRANGE BOY TALKING TO ME! No. She'd move on to someone happier and more likely to make her happier.
So what am I saying? Start having FUN. Go places and do what you wanna do. Ride the escalators the wrong way at the mall, or hide in the clothing racks like you used to do when you were eight, or grab a dress and ask the attendant if he/she thinks it'll make you look fat.
And for God's sake don't do it for HER! Do it for YOU! Am I REALLY having to SELL you guys on having FUN?! Why are we even having this conversation?! It's FUN! It's enjoyable and it makes you happy and it's FUCKING FUN!! Why the fuck don't we just do that all the time?!
But yeah you'd probably get girls too that way. If you're on the dancefloor trying to breakdance even though you KNOW you can't but you're having FUN, you're gonna have some people joining in, and a bunch of girls watching you and SMILING and WANTING TO DANCE WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE HAVING FUN.
AND THAT'S COOL BUT YOU DON'T REALLY CARE CAUSE YOU'RE HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN AS IT IS ANYWAY! If you don't have the success you want with girls this way (hard to believe if you're having fun with a positive energy), WHO GIVES A SHIT? YOU'RE HAVING A BLAST!
Just have fun.
-Andrew's inner eight year old
