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Post by scripts on May 22, 2011 6:45:40 GMT -5
I went to see this movie with a friend of mine yesterday. I'm not going to lie, it SUCKED. If you actually look into the plot of this movie, you will see that it wasn't as good as it would have been. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SPOILER ALERT: DON'T READ ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE REST OF THE MOVIE!
Barbosa is back and is a "privateer" for the English at the beginning of the movie. Why? He says that it's because the English are winning the war. He finds out that Black Beard is back as well and he gets pissed and fights him at the end of the movie. He kills him VERY cheaply by stabbing him in the back. The new nation that joins that race is the Spanish. They come along with their hundred or so men and tear down the fountain. I was sitting there saying "What the fuck? Wow, *rage* *rage* *rage*"
The chick Alexa (Jack's old love) is back and she basically sucks too. She pretends to be the daughter or Black Beard. We find that out when Jack says "Why are you pretending? You know you never had a father". She says because of that very same reason. Again, sitting there "WTF?!?! *rage* *rage* *rage*".
The 3D was terrible, there was only like one or two parts that there was actually some sort of 3D animation.
END OF SPOILER ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ In all, I normally never complain about a movie but this one... is a special case. I would give this movie two stars out of five. Don't waste your money on getting a ticket. Just warning you all here, DO NOT WASTE your money on this movie.
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Post by canadiankid on May 22, 2011 11:54:37 GMT -5
It wasn't that bad. It had good action. It was the worst of the series but I think your being a little too harsh.
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Post by Andrew on May 22, 2011 13:44:29 GMT -5
i'd rather cheesegrate my nipples then pay ten bucks to see it in theatre.
although penelope cruz in 3D can't be THAT bad
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Post by canadiankid on May 22, 2011 14:04:48 GMT -5
She was using a GREAT bra that's for sure
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Post by scripts on May 23, 2011 5:50:30 GMT -5
i'd rather cheesegrate my nipples then pay ten bucks to see it in theatre. although penelope cruz in 3D can't be THAT bad Hey if her tits were bouncing right in front of you in 3D, it would have been better.
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tykenfitz
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Post by tykenfitz on Jun 5, 2011 20:58:18 GMT -5
I work at a theatre so it was free for me The scene where they fight mermaids was fucking sick
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walesawales
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Registered: Jul 19, 2011 18:40:37 GMT -5
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Post by walesawales on Jul 19, 2011 19:02:39 GMT -5
Pirates of the Caribbean is a very interesting and motivational movie of Hollywood. It's story base on the fact that in old times how the Caribbeans stole the treasure and kills the British Soldiers. It is directed in a superior form and the location shown in this movie is hilarious.
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