my team mate amogs me

[henkarii]

so i have this teammate who always amogs me in practice. out of practice we are really good friends though.

example: today after practice in locker-room he started dissing me how badly i played and stuff, thought i won 3 of 4 games we played. but the things he always wins the crowd and gets everyone else to amog me also..

conversation went like this:

amog friend: camoon jason(me) you sucked today like lebron james you choked at the last game.
another amog friend: yeah man you sucked!!
me: yeah i only won 3 of 4 games i totally suck..
another amog friend: so what you choked at the last game!
me: yeah i suck but fortunetly you guys played like michael jordan...... you were unstoppable..
amog friend : look at him his so pissed of know
me: yeah.. i am..
amog friend: laughs
another amog friend: laughs

after that i went to shower. how did i do??
please give me hints and stuff sometimes they are really annoying

p.s sory for possible spelling errors, im from finland..

[Amb1valence]

Haha dude if you won 3/4 games and you know you're the shit, then why would you joke around and give them compliments to get them off your back, even if you're just fucking around when you say it?

Personally my initial reaction would be the same as yours at first, being like "yeahhhh i pretty much suck I only won most of my games" but in a totally neutral voice because all I'm thinking in my head is how fucking awesome I am for winning that many games. And then if they said "so what you choked at the last game" just look at them like they're fucking insane, like what they're saying is hilarious, and be like "hahahaha what! 3/4 games isn't good enough for you? lmao!" and laugh it off. If they persisted with "look at him he's so pissed off I know" then at that point they're just being immature and I'd just widen my grin even bigger and just say what jealous?

Man you have to believe that you're good. Because, well...you are! It would be worse if you had one like 1 out of 4 games cuz at that point their teasing is kind of justified. But dude 3/4 games is good, you should be so confident about your abilities at that point that their jibes don't even affect you.

[henkarii]

thanks for good advice!

But the thing is i know im good player and im not getting offended by those guys but i just cant always figure out the right thing to say..

they sometimes amog me also because i asked this girl for on date but got denied i dont give shit but they always bring it up, and its funny because on of my friend have got denied like 15 times but know he has a girlfriend and he`s so prpoud of himself.
When he takes that "denied" thing up iv said to him like "oh well tell me how many times you have gotten denied" then he says somethig like "so what now i have a girlfriend"

[smoob]

Dont overthink this bruh. Its shit talking - its what jocks do - and its fun. You don't have to worry bout being alpha or any of that shit, they're your teammates. Its the locker room - get immature. This's definately not the time to be the bigger man - hell this is when its ok to be the smaller man. Diss his ass - talk about his brokeass jumpshot, talk about how you could school him, talk about his shoes - it doesn't really matter. That's just how a shitload of dudes have fun when they're no chicks around. They're probably fucking with you because they think you're a easy target.

So yeah...dont think like a PUA. I act the same way when I'm with my boys (I dont play football anymore but I still hangout with them) and start dissing any easy target, as well as the ones who'll put u a fight.

[henkarii]

yeah i know they are joking and im easy target, but i cant never think of something to tease about i guess im no just that immature person...

but when i trie to bring something to tease about its hard like i said that one friend always wins the crowd lol

[henkarii]

how i can stop being such a easy target

[Adam]

Jul 16, 2011 18:33:38 GMT -5 henkarii said:

But the thing is i know im good player and im not getting offended by those guys

Then whats the problem why do you care about how they think of you so much.

[henkarii]

well i have decided to get over this amog problem.

[smoob]

Jul 16, 2011 18:39:24 GMT -5 henkarii said:

yeah i know they are joking and im easy target, but i cant never think of something to tease about i guess im no just that immature person...

but when i trie to bring something to tease about its hard like i said that one friend always wins the crowd lol

You're in your own head dude - it takes no talent at all to pick on someone. You're just scared/nervous about how they're going to react because the guy has the whole rest of the team in his corner. I promise you that they'll respect you much more if you speak up then take their shit.

You know what to say - you just cant pull the trigger. If they're fat make a fat joke, if their shot looks wierd make fun of it, if their head is shaped funny point it out - like it really takes no skill at all - and its fun.

The jocks I hang out with woudl be cool with me most of the time, but then tease me and it went on for atleast a year and a half. I know what its like. It sounds mean but now I'm throwin disses right back and picking on some other easy target along side them, having fun and running shit.

[henkarii]

tanks man for advice!

I already did better today at the gym

amoger: man you need to workout to get that chick(chick he ment is such a slut i really dont wan her"
me:(looked like you serious"
amoger: c`moon just joking dont get mad
me: haha yeah i dont get mad, ofcourse i wanna impress her (with joking voice)
amoger: haha (high five)

I think that was better

[jmac]

amog friend: camoon jason(me) you sucked today like lebron james you choked at the last game.
another amog friend: yeah man you sucked!!
me: if dominating 3 out of 4 games means I suck then damn I really suck bad.
another amog friend: you choked at the last game!
me: I guess after all that winning i decided to give you chumps a chance
amog friend : look at him his so pissed of know
me: yeah I am pretty pissed, it sucks having friends who arent as good at me at sports

thats what i would have said, whenever me and my friends it's basically a shit talking competition on the side and to win the argument your gonna have to make it feel like you could beat them any day in that sport, its a huge plus if you actually can so you can back up your talk

the second convo made no sense since it was disorganized sorry.

[henkarii]

okey it starts to get really annoying now..
they fuck with me constantly and when i trie to fuck with them they say "look at him so pissed of and we haven`t done anything.." and then they laugh at me. then i said something like "your so funny......" then they make fun of me again saying something like "haha hes pissed again lol.." i told me also to stop today but they where just like "hahahh hes pissed again"

Help me what can i do?

[Sloth]

i no what you mean lines like 'look he's so pissed' are what they say when they realise you're amoging back.

Amog's i know use the line 'alright mate' and give you the 'calm down' look sarcatically.

the best thing to do is not about what you say, it's just to give them a puzzled look, then smile and shake your head. If you hold eye contact longer than they do, you win. And also the fact that he said he was 'kidding' before means you won.

other lines you can use in a jam are stuff like
Naa you know you guys can't bother me
i know you guys are just jelly
i can't stay mad at you guys
haha you got that worried look on your face

Just jokey stuff really, but i just stare them out with a 'seriously' look on my face until they go all awkward.

[smoob]

We can give yo all of the lines in the world bruh, but if you let them piss you off it won't matter. It's just as much mental as it is anything else - they won't fuck wit you if it doesn't bother you. You gotta stop caring - and i mean actually stop giving a shit and not just act like you don't care cus they'll see through it. You can't let little shit like this get to you, cus there way more important shit to focus on.

From there - it doesn't really matter what you say - just say soemthing that reflects you, not something outta someone else's mouth. Personally, I'd try to one up his diss, and if it was good and I couldn't top I'd just be like "Oww I like that" and throw faggot or cocksucker at the end just to show I dont back down. But do whtever you feel . Even if it falls flat, who give's a shit - you didn't give a damn in the first place.

I've been on both side of this shit. I used to get picked on in like 9th grade because of my acne, AND i've verbally bullied and intentionally amog'd some people. I know how to defend against that shit, and I know how to dish out.