Post by mikedaman on Aug 30, 2011 0:24:37 GMT -5
Alright so me and this girl have been talking...for a while.
And we hit it off pretty good...but then things start to go down hill. If you actually read this, please...help me. She's pretty and really cool. But i'll have insane game sparks and as soon as i get her wanting me shit just fades and i suck ass.
GUYS THIS CAN HELP EVERYONE, PLEASE READ.
(took alot of editing so please help me out).
ME: Was my voice seriously that deep when you skyped me?
HER: yes!
ME: Haha hopefully thats a compliment! When do you get your braces off?
HER: not for a while, haha they're really ugly!
ME: They don't look too bad, I heard you can't eat certain stuff with them though.
HER: Yeahh, it sucks. I've broken mine so many times so I'm really not eating this whole month so I won't break another one
ME:Ouch, that must've hurt. You could always eat some of that baby gerber's food haha!
HER: Hahahah mmmm my favorite! Haha
ME: I sometimes eat the banana gerber stuff, its not too bad. What's your favorite food?
HER: yes, the banana one is amazing! uhm, macaroni and cheese (: yours?
ME: Oh my gosh, Chile's Mac n cheese is the best! I love grilled chicken.
HER: Yeahh it is (:
ME: Haven't you noticed those scooby doo mac n cheese brands taste so much better?
HER: I've never eaten the scooby doo ones...
ME: Thats a disgrace to the mac and cheese world. You've totally got to try it girl!
HER: I will one day I guess (:
ME: Haha your parents just gave you permission to have a boyfriend?! (I saw that in my news feed. This is all facebook game over a time of 2 days.)
HER Mhmm haha my mom is really strict
ME: Haha i remember i couldn't have pokemon cards until i was 8. It was depressing!
HER: Hahahahh you're silly....pokemon really?
ME: Dudddee yes, it was the bomb! I knew all 493 pokemon. You had to have had some sort of collection...
HER: I collected teddy bears (: hahaha
ME: I still have my secret stash of stuffed animals and webkinz from when i was younger. But Shhh, its a secret (;
HER: Hahahaa I used to have one of those (: it was so lame!
ME: I know right? Haha, i was too cheap to feed my webkinz on that game. It was all about what the room looked like xD
HER: Yesss! Hahaha me too, mine was bullemic.
ME: Haha gross! I miss those days, i was so white...i never went outside.
HER: Hahaha little kid days (: I was always outside, but I was HUGEEE. Not even joking, I was a bowling ball.
ME:Haha, i was like 130lbs in 4th grade. I was Mr. chubbs. Your in good shape right now, so thats hard to believe. (:
HER: hahahha i'm in good shape? that's a joke, but thanks.
ME: Anytime! Mac n cheese buddies stand up for each other (: What movies/shows do you like?
Here's where it begins guys:
HER: Uhmm, I like pretty much anything I guess, don't really watch tv much...I like must love dogs, it's my favorite movie.
ME: Never heard of that movie. Have you heard of that new shark movie coming out this Friday?
HER: Uhmmm, nopee.
ME:Well its a horror movie...supposed to be amazing in 3D. You should see it.
HER: I probably should, not too good with horror movies thoughh.
ME: haha, do you get scared or awkwardly laugh at the scenes where people die. I've had girls do both of those things with me. Its funny (:
HER: Scared, I scream... obnoxiously. Hahah
ME: In the theater?! Omg, i would love to see that.
HER: Hahahaha yeah, and it's embarressing.
ME: I'd love to see your reaction to a shark in 3D coming at you. I'll bring my popcorn. 2 movies for the price of one!
Oh gosh! Are you asking me out?
(i know I KNOW, asking out over facebook is pathetic...But here i hadn't been paying attention and i was kinda fucked...this is why my next answer was not like "OMG YES WILL U MARRY ME".)
ME:Haha, i'm asking you to see a movie with me. BIG DIFFERENCE. (;
HER:I don't see the difference (:
ME: Haha then I guess i am. But only if you can handle it c:
HER: Hahahaha, I can handle pretty much anything(:
ME: Haha oh really? Well you may just have to prove that to me (:
HER: Maybe I will, maybe I won't. (:
ME: Oo, hard to get. Attractive (:
HERE IS WHERE I FUCK UP...IN MY MIND (BELOW)
HER: Hahaha in some cases..
ME: oo, and i'm a special case?<--FUCKED UP
HER: Maybee.
ME: Haha, aww your too nice! If you can truly handle anything, i'll let you come with me. (:
HER: Yay! Can't wait (: hahah (Dont feel like she's interested)
ME: Heck ya! Get excited, this is gonna be snazzy! I'm available Friday...and maybe Saturday. How bout you? (WTF...i think i lost it.
HER:Uhmm, maybe Saturday not Friday.
ME: Alrighty. I'll see if i can make it. Does your mom give you a curfue? Hehe
HER: Kind of, like 1 is the latestt.
ME: Haha your mom is nice. You should be home by then. Hey, text me tomorrow, i'm going to bed. Night cutie (: (did not pay attention, i thought i had her number...honestly, or she had mine. Is this over?)
HER: Text youu? I don't have your number...Cutie? Hahah (questions "cutie" argh...bad thing?)
ME: Oh its *number*, my bad.
OK, so if you got this far, thank you, i sure could be doing homework...but ehh, i need this cleared up. Did i lose it? What do i do...When i do good and get success or am talking to multiple women and getting success with all of them. I focus on one of them, (subconciously forget the other conversations flow, and then when i return to those i fuck up.) Or while i continue the current one with the most success, i get a little anxious to go out with her and then fail ultimately, as you can see. what do i do?
And we hit it off pretty good...but then things start to go down hill. If you actually read this, please...help me. She's pretty and really cool. But i'll have insane game sparks and as soon as i get her wanting me shit just fades and i suck ass.
GUYS THIS CAN HELP EVERYONE, PLEASE READ.
(took alot of editing so please help me out).
ME: Was my voice seriously that deep when you skyped me?
HER: yes!
ME: Haha hopefully thats a compliment! When do you get your braces off?
HER: not for a while, haha they're really ugly!
ME: They don't look too bad, I heard you can't eat certain stuff with them though.
HER: Yeahh, it sucks. I've broken mine so many times so I'm really not eating this whole month so I won't break another one
ME:Ouch, that must've hurt. You could always eat some of that baby gerber's food haha!
HER: Hahahah mmmm my favorite! Haha
ME: I sometimes eat the banana gerber stuff, its not too bad. What's your favorite food?
HER: yes, the banana one is amazing! uhm, macaroni and cheese (: yours?
ME: Oh my gosh, Chile's Mac n cheese is the best! I love grilled chicken.
HER: Yeahh it is (:
ME: Haven't you noticed those scooby doo mac n cheese brands taste so much better?
HER: I've never eaten the scooby doo ones...
ME: Thats a disgrace to the mac and cheese world. You've totally got to try it girl!
HER: I will one day I guess (:
ME: Haha your parents just gave you permission to have a boyfriend?! (I saw that in my news feed. This is all facebook game over a time of 2 days.)
HER Mhmm haha my mom is really strict
ME: Haha i remember i couldn't have pokemon cards until i was 8. It was depressing!
HER: Hahahahh you're silly....pokemon really?
ME: Dudddee yes, it was the bomb! I knew all 493 pokemon. You had to have had some sort of collection...
HER: I collected teddy bears (: hahaha
ME: I still have my secret stash of stuffed animals and webkinz from when i was younger. But Shhh, its a secret (;
HER: Hahahaa I used to have one of those (: it was so lame!
ME: I know right? Haha, i was too cheap to feed my webkinz on that game. It was all about what the room looked like xD
HER: Yesss! Hahaha me too, mine was bullemic.
ME: Haha gross! I miss those days, i was so white...i never went outside.
HER: Hahaha little kid days (: I was always outside, but I was HUGEEE. Not even joking, I was a bowling ball.
ME:Haha, i was like 130lbs in 4th grade. I was Mr. chubbs. Your in good shape right now, so thats hard to believe. (:
HER: hahahha i'm in good shape? that's a joke, but thanks.
ME: Anytime! Mac n cheese buddies stand up for each other (: What movies/shows do you like?
Here's where it begins guys:
HER: Uhmm, I like pretty much anything I guess, don't really watch tv much...I like must love dogs, it's my favorite movie.
ME: Never heard of that movie. Have you heard of that new shark movie coming out this Friday?
HER: Uhmmm, nopee.
ME:Well its a horror movie...supposed to be amazing in 3D. You should see it.
HER: I probably should, not too good with horror movies thoughh.
ME: haha, do you get scared or awkwardly laugh at the scenes where people die. I've had girls do both of those things with me. Its funny (:
HER: Scared, I scream... obnoxiously. Hahah
ME: In the theater?! Omg, i would love to see that.
HER: Hahahaha yeah, and it's embarressing.
ME: I'd love to see your reaction to a shark in 3D coming at you. I'll bring my popcorn. 2 movies for the price of one!
Oh gosh! Are you asking me out?
(i know I KNOW, asking out over facebook is pathetic...But here i hadn't been paying attention and i was kinda fucked...this is why my next answer was not like "OMG YES WILL U MARRY ME".)ME:Haha, i'm asking you to see a movie with me. BIG DIFFERENCE. (;
HER:I don't see the difference (:
ME: Haha then I guess i am. But only if you can handle it c:
HER: Hahahaha, I can handle pretty much anything(:
ME: Haha oh really? Well you may just have to prove that to me (:
HER: Maybe I will, maybe I won't. (:
ME: Oo, hard to get. Attractive (:
HERE IS WHERE I FUCK UP...IN MY MIND (BELOW)
HER: Hahaha in some cases..
ME: oo, and i'm a special case?<--FUCKED UP
HER: Maybee.
ME: Haha, aww your too nice! If you can truly handle anything, i'll let you come with me. (:
HER: Yay! Can't wait (: hahah (Dont feel like she's interested)
ME: Heck ya! Get excited, this is gonna be snazzy! I'm available Friday...and maybe Saturday. How bout you? (WTF...i think i lost it.
HER:Uhmm, maybe Saturday not Friday.
ME: Alrighty. I'll see if i can make it. Does your mom give you a curfue? Hehe
HER: Kind of, like 1 is the latestt.
ME: Haha your mom is nice. You should be home by then. Hey, text me tomorrow, i'm going to bed. Night cutie (: (did not pay attention, i thought i had her number...honestly, or she had mine. Is this over?)
HER: Text youu? I don't have your number...Cutie? Hahah (questions "cutie" argh...bad thing?)
ME: Oh its *number*, my bad.
OK, so if you got this far, thank you, i sure could be doing homework...but ehh, i need this cleared up. Did i lose it? What do i do...When i do good and get success or am talking to multiple women and getting success with all of them. I focus on one of them, (subconciously forget the other conversations flow, and then when i return to those i fuck up.) Or while i continue the current one with the most success, i get a little anxious to go out with her and then fail ultimately, as you can see. what do i do?
