Banging my mom.

[mikedaman]

Gotcha there, thanks for clicking on my thread perverts.

I do have a legitimate question though. When you are playful with a girl and challenge them to a volleyball game and the conversation goes something like this:
Her
Do I know you?..(:
Mike Ivie
Haha duh! (: No i don't think so. not yet...
Her
Hahaha okay.(:
Mike Ivie
haha well i love to party and do bodybuilding. how bout you (:
Her
Haha I love volleyball and to partyy. (:
Mike Ivie
Haha, girls and volleyball these days. You ALL play it You and I should go 1 on 1.
Her
Haha I know right. And I'd so beat you. (;
Mike Ivie
Girl you are ON! Meet me by the flag pole at 7 sharp. Don't be late! (:
Her
Hahahaha(: you're on!(;

We've all had those places in our conversation where your like "she's playing along, and i don't want to change subjects just yet, but what the FUCK do i say?"

Help me?

[Sloth]

everything you post shows that you don't really need help, have more confidence in yourself, key things to remember are.

you can say some outrageous stuff and get away with it, like contempt always says, just coming out with like 'i bet you like girls' isn't as bad as it sounds.

plus you can just shift the conversation anyway you want, by saying anything

always try and escalate, get a #close, or a meet up, and try to see them for real so you can hit that..

[mikedaman]

Well, thats what you probably see. But to be honest if i was doing so well i would have dates backed the fuck up. I start amazing, as you see here. Then i get writer's block and i don't have anything to say, ESPECIALLY TO THOSE "hahahaha, your on! little comments i get thrown.

I could go for the closes, but after i build enough attration/rapport, which dissipates every minute i sit here pondering on what to say.

contempt, will probably come in here and say, just chill out etc etc. But like..i can't be chill knowing i do so well, and i know she is attracted, only to fuck up in the end and throw away another one. Its fucking gay. I'm not very good at thinking of stuff on the spot. What you see here isn't canned, its well thought out, and i'm very analytical, which fucks me in every hole.

[mikedaman]

I can even get the date in wrapped around my fingers, then after she says yes, let's say over the phone, in person, in a chat, over text...you name it. I get anxious, because i haven't kissed a girl, i haven't gone out with one, i HAVE had them want to fuck me, but there states away. I keep fucking up.

when there far away i feel less pressure and i do better. I want someone in bangable range

[Sloth]

they're just people man, talk to them like people.

Do a little test right, find a girl you dont particularly mind fucking up with, and just say anything. I honestly think you'll find that it doesn't matter, and you get good results anyway.

stop being an idiot! ha

[Adam]

You don't want to win. Well actually you just can't believe you can win I have the same problem except I can say outragous stuff. (more physical escalation based)

Here is something I experienced at camp. This girl is hot and I am walking on eggshells like a pussy. One of my cabin mates (i will call him frenchy) comes mid way though our conversation points at a frog and says "that is your sister." I expected her to give him a dirty look and say something like "excuse me?" but no. She said "maybe if you kiss me ill turn into a real girl." and blew me off. This guy got further into the interaction in one sentence than I did in 15 minutes. Why? Cause he truly doesn't give a shit and is completly congruent. "he'll go up to two girls and say "You guys are fucking lesbians." and they laugh and say hes funny (maybe cause hes french)

I'm not saying you should go up to girls and call them lesbians but you can pretty much say anything to them cause you don't give a fuck. Why? cause you know what you are saying is funny.

[amarok]

Sept 1, 2011 20:40:16 GMT -5 mikedaman said:

Well, thats what you probably see. But to be honest if i was doing so well i would have dates backed the fuck up. I start amazing, as you see here. Then i get writer's block and i don't have anything to say

Whenever you get writers block, that means that you're thinking into a dead end. find a different way. I used to get writers block a lot, but then i started doing what sloth was saying. It's more fun to just say something random and see how she reacts than to just sit there thinking of what to say. and if she doesn't react well you can bust on her for not being any fun. If she reacts well you have either a new topic or a game!

[Adam]

Also try not to use premeditated material (i did that quite a bit) even if you can pull the info out of your head in like 5 seconds