Jester: ASU

[jester]

Hey all,
It's been awhile since I posted or checked in on this joint. I don't know how well things are doing, and I think I kind of stopped caring. So anyway, my first semester of college is over and I had a lot of fun. I didn't party too much, my grades were decent, and I met a lot of cool people. Still a virgin. Ehh. Whatever, haha. Right now, for this next semester I'm just going to focus on getting a great GPA, and making even more friends. I got blackout drunk at a party on Friday and my head still hurts. I tried to F Close with some girl who I found out was a lesbian later. Fuck it, I have a wingman now haha.

This post has no point, except to say hi and brag a little bit to my old pals, "The Specialists" and the MODS on this sumbitch. I go to ASU. Ass and titties everywhere. Lol.

In all seriousness, I don't know how well this group of guys is learning or growing, but I hope everyone is learning to think with their dick and to "just say fuck it".

Yours forever &hearts,
Jester..
Bitch!

P.S. Watch Breaking Bad.

[nutrick]

ASU is cray. i was about to go to UA but instead picked NYU. +1 for breaking bad. good shit man. ass and titties will come if you're awesome.

patrick

[Nick]

Oh sweet. I was hoping you'd check in. I have to make the decision between Mizzou (My home state college) and ASU. How awesome is ASU? Or is it pretty much like every other college?

Pros? Cons? Deets PLEASE. It would really help

[jester]

Pros: the weather. If you aren't from Arizona, you'll love when it's hot. It's like 85 here right now. The town around here is pretty cool, nut there are also a lot of clubs in Phoenix if that is your thing. My biggest pro is the high population of people we have here. With so many students, you aren't restricted to a single social circle. And the girls here are always down to party.

Cons: Douches. Douches Everywhere. Haha if you like to hit up the gym and walk around without a shirt on, you'll love it haha.

It's also a dry campus. That also confuses people. No alcohol on campus, so don't expect to find a party in a dorm. The nearest parties are at peoples' houses and apartments.

[Contempt]

ASU is pretty dope. props brah.