Post by jp94 on Jan 17, 2012 3:08:22 GMT -5
alrite, heres a somewhat long story, let me give some back info, i used to be a complete stoner, still do on occasion but not too much, any way i still have stoner homies, and i said homies instead of friends cuz a homie is someone i stay loyal to, a friend is someone im cool with, enough back info, to the story:
i was sitting in my 3rd hour last Wednesday wen i got a txt from my homie drew sayin he was goin to this head shop named 7th heaven with this chaz kid and 1 of his friends cuz he wanted to get a pipe and that kid was old enough to buy it, he had 50 bucks on him and didn't trust them for shit and he wanted me to go with so he wouldn't get robbed, i didn't want to go with, but i had to, we left, went there, and came back to the school parking lot, dropped that chaz kid and his friend off, and it was halfway thru 4th hour so we jus decided to go fuck around at the mall til that hour ended,wen i got back during lunch, i was walking to the library and i saw a teacher pullin that chaz kid to the office, i didn't think much of it for a split second til they called me over there, i was thinkin i was jus gonna get in trouble for skippin, little did i know the bullshit that lay in store for me, i walked into the main office and that chaz kid was sittin in a chair across the room from me, i was tryna figure out what the hell was goin on, cuz from the pissed look all the teachers had, i knew i was in some serious shit, i tried to talk to that chaz kid by mouthin shit at him from across the room, but he wouldn't even look me in the eyes, then the school cop comes an talks to me as im sitting outside the principals office (which is a room inside the main office) he said "why werent you in 4th hour?" and i told him i didn't want to deal with my 4th hour teacher so i chilled in the bathroom all hour, he said that i shouldn't skip and went on his way then i get called in there, so i go in and the principal glares at me and says the same shit the cop said and i gave him the same story, then he tells me that this chaz kid said i was with him smokin weed during 4th hour, WHAT THE FUCK!?! i stuck with my story and he tried to say i was lying then i said "just because he said i was smokin with him doesn't mean its truth, why believe him? he's high" and then he pulled this bullshit "sobriety test" where he held a pen in front of me and told me to follow it with my eyes, i did it, then he said "well your pupils were wobbling during the test, so your high, i'm gonna have to suspend you" at that point i lost it i stood right up yelled "this is bullshit" anyway he was trying to say the only way out was to take a drug test and he was tryna to force me to take it, he was really tryna scare me with this bullshit police interrogator routine, but i told him i didn't consent to a drug test and he asked wat i had to hide and i told him jus because i'm using my rights doesn't mean i'm guilty, LOL that pissed him off, he dropped that routine real quick, he got real quiet and called my mom and tried to get her consent to drug test me, but she said she'd rather have it done privately, so then my mom came up to get me, and the principal told her i'm suspended until she brings in a clean drug test to prove i didn't smoke that day, now im back in school and i cannot help but bust a huge smile wenever i see that principal in the hallway, i been thru alot of shit in my high school career, this one tops all of it, not only was i about to be COMPLETELY FUCKED for some bullshit i didn't even do, but i managed to talk my way out of it, when usually i break on that kinda shit
i was sitting in my 3rd hour last Wednesday wen i got a txt from my homie drew sayin he was goin to this head shop named 7th heaven with this chaz kid and 1 of his friends cuz he wanted to get a pipe and that kid was old enough to buy it, he had 50 bucks on him and didn't trust them for shit and he wanted me to go with so he wouldn't get robbed, i didn't want to go with, but i had to, we left, went there, and came back to the school parking lot, dropped that chaz kid and his friend off, and it was halfway thru 4th hour so we jus decided to go fuck around at the mall til that hour ended,wen i got back during lunch, i was walking to the library and i saw a teacher pullin that chaz kid to the office, i didn't think much of it for a split second til they called me over there, i was thinkin i was jus gonna get in trouble for skippin, little did i know the bullshit that lay in store for me, i walked into the main office and that chaz kid was sittin in a chair across the room from me, i was tryna figure out what the hell was goin on, cuz from the pissed look all the teachers had, i knew i was in some serious shit, i tried to talk to that chaz kid by mouthin shit at him from across the room, but he wouldn't even look me in the eyes, then the school cop comes an talks to me as im sitting outside the principals office (which is a room inside the main office) he said "why werent you in 4th hour?" and i told him i didn't want to deal with my 4th hour teacher so i chilled in the bathroom all hour, he said that i shouldn't skip and went on his way then i get called in there, so i go in and the principal glares at me and says the same shit the cop said and i gave him the same story, then he tells me that this chaz kid said i was with him smokin weed during 4th hour, WHAT THE FUCK!?! i stuck with my story and he tried to say i was lying then i said "just because he said i was smokin with him doesn't mean its truth, why believe him? he's high" and then he pulled this bullshit "sobriety test" where he held a pen in front of me and told me to follow it with my eyes, i did it, then he said "well your pupils were wobbling during the test, so your high, i'm gonna have to suspend you" at that point i lost it i stood right up yelled "this is bullshit" anyway he was trying to say the only way out was to take a drug test and he was tryna to force me to take it, he was really tryna scare me with this bullshit police interrogator routine, but i told him i didn't consent to a drug test and he asked wat i had to hide and i told him jus because i'm using my rights doesn't mean i'm guilty, LOL that pissed him off, he dropped that routine real quick, he got real quiet and called my mom and tried to get her consent to drug test me, but she said she'd rather have it done privately, so then my mom came up to get me, and the principal told her i'm suspended until she brings in a clean drug test to prove i didn't smoke that day, now im back in school and i cannot help but bust a huge smile wenever i see that principal in the hallway, i been thru alot of shit in my high school career, this one tops all of it, not only was i about to be COMPLETELY FUCKED for some bullshit i didn't even do, but i managed to talk my way out of it, when usually i break on that kinda shit
