Post by OHM on Sept 10, 2011 9:19:47 GMT -5
"This is a post that can be found in the 'Sex, Making Out, Etc.' board. If you want to see the entire thread and read the comments of others the link is here: highschoolpuas.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=sexual&action=display&thread=4638"
I love that hair. So hot...
I said I would write this and I finally got around to it. It's just sooooo long! (That's what she said, and she said it referring to my penis. ZING!)
Anyway,
Here's a couple "Tricks of the Trade" so-to-speak that I hold dear:
Using Thine Hands...
The G-Spot? Where?!?!?!
There's a joke that if boobs didn't exist, the G-Spot would be like a light switch and be in the center of a woman's chest and men still wouldn't know how to use it. Try not to be that guy...
All women can squirt, it's just a matter of "pulling it out" so-to-speak.
The A-Spot? What the fuck is that?!
The A-Spot/Deep Spot was written about in the book "Give Women Wild Screaming Orgasms" by David Shade, it's pretty aptly titled.
Some other spot. I don't know what to call it. What?!!?
This one will depend on the girl. From what I've been told it feels sort of like getting butt-fucked. And from girls who haven't done anal, it feels like what they imagine it to feel like. So it probably feels like that.
This one is really simple.
The clit and some oral...
THE CLIT
The clitoris is supposed to be the woman's counterpart to the nerves us men have in our penises. There G-Spot ironically being our prostate... In case you were curious.
ANYWAY
The clit is sort of like a little magic bean that if you rub, the woman will be happy, then orgasms and cumming will cummence (HAHAHA).
You can...
Wow, I really haven't changed much. I still put my cheesy (yet refined, quick, smart) humor in these articles.
Another good thing to do with the clit is hold it in between your lips with your lips around your teeth and play with it with your tongue.
You can also make an O-shape with your mouth and sort of "suck" her clit into your mouth and then play around with it.
Other Oral Stuff
I always felt like oral was pretty easy. The clit techniques I mentioned above are definitely all you need to seem like a god but it's something I don't really worry about. Stick your tongue in her vagina and hope she tastes good. Having a girl squirt/cum in your face can be a surprise too. Just listen for it.
As a side note, you shouldn't be giving her head unless she gave it to you first.
NOTE: I just sort of realized that the come hither motion is sort of like scratching off a lottery ticket, except you shouldn't be using your nail. You should be pulling forward though as well as bending at the middle knuckle. Along with that, this is like Fight Club, so always keep your nails short. No woman wants you carving her vagina up like a butcher with a meat slicer.
Using your tool...
PENIS TO VAGINA! THE BEST!!!!!!
Once you have fingered/licked this girl into a pile of ecstasy, use your penis. Her vagina will have formed and gotten used to your finger so your D will feel bigger to her. This is especially helpful to those who are not so particularly gifted. She'll talk about how big you are because she isn't looking at your dick, she just feels it filling her vagina.
There's a few techniques such as "The Pyramid" as I like to call it. "A Pyramid of 10" of sorts. 10 short strokes, 9 short strokes and 1 long, 8 short stroked and 2 long, and so on and so forth until you get to 10 long strokes.
Positions are sort of self-explanatory so unless anyone has any specific questions about them I'm not really going to talk about them.
There's just one variation of doggy style that I like in particular, especially because my girlfriend has an ass I could sleep on and eat off of.
Have her get into doggy style position then lay down with her butt up, go in her vagina and then have her lie down, now that I think about it, it's kind of like backwards missionary. That's actually probably what it is... -_____-
ANYWAY
At this point you can pretty much just finish and not think too much about her (that sounds awful) because she has already orgasmed and potentially cummed/squirted. I typically like to give two or three orgasms. She'll be having them pretty fast at this point, so I'll give her one or two, and then on the last one we'll orgasm at the same time.
WOMEN LOVE IT IF YOU CAN FINISH AT THE SAME TIME AS THEM.
It's especially good if she's been on birth control for a while and can get away without using a condom. The orgasm feels even better for her and you. (But you should use a condom most of the time, every time without one is a risk. Especially if she's lying. You can pretty much only get away with it if you're in a homogenous relationship and you know she really is on the pill.)
Pretty much use your D like you would imagine great sex to be like. Don't just pump like an idiot. If you're into it, she'll be into it.
And at this point you're pretty much done. She's had between 5 and 10, perhaps more orgasms. You're solidified as a sex god in her mind and it's pretty much smooth sailing from there.
She's also going to want to fuck. A lot. So if you're okay with that then do it.
ADDITION: Also, here's a good article to read as well posted by Timothy. It's on lasting longer/controlling your "little men": highschoolpuas.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=sexual&action=display&thread=4282
And that's it! That's sex!
The Assignment: Fuck.
Have any questions? Let 'em rip!
I love that hair. So hot...
I said I would write this and I finally got around to it. It's just sooooo long! (That's what she said, and she said it referring to my penis. ZING!)
Anyway,
Here's a couple "Tricks of the Trade" so-to-speak that I hold dear:
Using Thine Hands...
The G-Spot? Where?!?!?!
There's a joke that if boobs didn't exist, the G-Spot would be like a light switch and be in the center of a woman's chest and men still wouldn't know how to use it. Try not to be that guy...
- The G-Spot is on the top of the vagina, (that's the side her stomach is on).
- Once you put your finger(s) in slide them along the top and you'll feel a rigid spot. Most people describe it as rough, It's sort of like the roof of your mouth, but maybe a little sponge-y. Hard to describe, ANYWAY you'll feel it.
- The G-Spot is right beyond it, behind it, (farther in).
- Use that "come hither" motion everyone always talks about. Like you're a king or whatever.
- As she starts getting more "into it" and you start to notice the orgasm cumming (HAHAHAHA!) you should progressively start using more force, once you really start pressing up as you pull forward you can pretty much dictate the orgasm, as progressively pushing harder will push her closer to the edge.
- She orgasms/cums/does both. Depending on how good you did.
All women can squirt, it's just a matter of "pulling it out" so-to-speak.
The A-Spot? What the fuck is that?!
The A-Spot/Deep Spot was written about in the book "Give Women Wild Screaming Orgasms" by David Shade, it's pretty aptly titled.
- The A-Spot is about as far in as you can go along the top. You'll have to use your middle finger because for most people, even with big hands it's the only finger that can reach it.
- What I do is just stick my middle finger in as far as it can go and start lightly doing the "come hither" motion really fast and the progressively going harder while at the same right slowing down. Speeding up and slowing down and just keeping her going.
(This applied to every thing, don't just go the same rate, even with your D, you're a living being "making love" or "passionate dirty sex" but either way, you're not a robot.) - David Shade explains it like being the rim of a Frisbee and you're "massaging? come hither-ing?" that lip on the edge of the rim.
- Look for it, you'll find it, not that hard.
- This one can really make them squirt. Shade wasn't lying, this one is a beast.
Some other spot. I don't know what to call it. What?!!?
This one will depend on the girl. From what I've been told it feels sort of like getting butt-fucked. And from girls who haven't done anal, it feels like what they imagine it to feel like. So it probably feels like that.
This one is really simple.
- Use your thumb. Yes your thumb.
- Go in along the back of the vagina this time.
- Use a come hither motion with your thumb along this spot. It's pretty much you go in past your thumb knuckle, press down, and come hither. It's sort of the bottom-back of the vagina. I think this might be referred to as the back of the A-Spot, this spot being the other side of the "Frisbee" but I don't know for sure. I just think of it as the FeelsLikeAnal-Spot.
The clit and some oral...
THE CLIT
The clitoris is supposed to be the woman's counterpart to the nerves us men have in our penises. There G-Spot ironically being our prostate... In case you were curious.
ANYWAY
The clit is sort of like a little magic bean that if you rub, the woman will be happy, then orgasms and cumming will cummence (HAHAHA).
You can...
- Flick it.
- Rub it. (Can go really fast too. with it in between two fingers.)
- Massage it.
- Tap it.
- Come hither it?
- Press it.
- Push it.
- Twist it.
- Pull it.
- Bop it. (HAHAHAHAHA)
Wow, I really haven't changed much. I still put my cheesy (yet refined, quick, smart) humor in these articles.
Another good thing to do with the clit is hold it in between your lips with your lips around your teeth and play with it with your tongue.
You can also make an O-shape with your mouth and sort of "suck" her clit into your mouth and then play around with it.
Other Oral Stuff
I always felt like oral was pretty easy. The clit techniques I mentioned above are definitely all you need to seem like a god but it's something I don't really worry about. Stick your tongue in her vagina and hope she tastes good. Having a girl squirt/cum in your face can be a surprise too. Just listen for it.
As a side note, you shouldn't be giving her head unless she gave it to you first.
NOTE: I just sort of realized that the come hither motion is sort of like scratching off a lottery ticket, except you shouldn't be using your nail. You should be pulling forward though as well as bending at the middle knuckle. Along with that, this is like Fight Club, so always keep your nails short. No woman wants you carving her vagina up like a butcher with a meat slicer.
Using your tool...
PENIS TO VAGINA! THE BEST!!!!!!
Once you have fingered/licked this girl into a pile of ecstasy, use your penis. Her vagina will have formed and gotten used to your finger so your D will feel bigger to her. This is especially helpful to those who are not so particularly gifted. She'll talk about how big you are because she isn't looking at your dick, she just feels it filling her vagina.
There's a few techniques such as "The Pyramid" as I like to call it. "A Pyramid of 10" of sorts. 10 short strokes, 9 short strokes and 1 long, 8 short stroked and 2 long, and so on and so forth until you get to 10 long strokes.
Positions are sort of self-explanatory so unless anyone has any specific questions about them I'm not really going to talk about them.
There's just one variation of doggy style that I like in particular, especially because my girlfriend has an ass I could sleep on and eat off of.
Have her get into doggy style position then lay down with her butt up, go in her vagina and then have her lie down, now that I think about it, it's kind of like backwards missionary. That's actually probably what it is... -_____-
ANYWAY
At this point you can pretty much just finish and not think too much about her (that sounds awful) because she has already orgasmed and potentially cummed/squirted. I typically like to give two or three orgasms. She'll be having them pretty fast at this point, so I'll give her one or two, and then on the last one we'll orgasm at the same time.
WOMEN LOVE IT IF YOU CAN FINISH AT THE SAME TIME AS THEM.
It's especially good if she's been on birth control for a while and can get away without using a condom. The orgasm feels even better for her and you. (But you should use a condom most of the time, every time without one is a risk. Especially if she's lying. You can pretty much only get away with it if you're in a homogenous relationship and you know she really is on the pill.)
Pretty much use your D like you would imagine great sex to be like. Don't just pump like an idiot. If you're into it, she'll be into it.
And at this point you're pretty much done. She's had between 5 and 10, perhaps more orgasms. You're solidified as a sex god in her mind and it's pretty much smooth sailing from there.
She's also going to want to fuck. A lot. So if you're okay with that then do it.
ADDITION: Also, here's a good article to read as well posted by Timothy. It's on lasting longer/controlling your "little men": highschoolpuas.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=sexual&action=display&thread=4282
And that's it! That's sex!
The Assignment: Fuck.
Have any questions? Let 'em rip!
