Post by Grape on Oct 7, 2008 19:03:46 GMT -5
Written by Swinggcat
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Just about every day I receive an email from a frustrated guy wanting to know how to meet and attract a woman on the dance floor without having to dance with her.
Here’s why…
The majority of these guys:
1). Are aware that most attractive women at bars and nightclubs spend the lion's share of their night on the dance floor.
2). Know that the dance floor is a terrible place to have a conversation with a woman.
To make matters worse, many of these guys loathe dancing.
A few years back, asking me how to work the dance floor was like a calculus student asking Forrest Gump to help him with his homework.
I used to avoid the dance floor like house cats avoid water.
That’s because I’ve got the rhythm of a baboon on acid.
But recently I’ve discovered ways to meet and attract women on the dance floor without sporting any Rico Suave moves.
One night after quaffing down a few too many drinks (actually enough to send a swerving alcoholic off the road), I had a spark of genius. Alcohol usually kills brain cells but this was an exception.
I came up with a technique for meeting women on the dance floor without having to dance with them.
Stand at the edge of the dance floor.
Spot a woman you fancy.
To the music, start bumping your butt against hers. (Surprisingly, most women will start bumping butts with you.)
Then spin her around and pull her off the dance floor or towards an adjacent bar.
Congratulations.
You’ve proven you’re a cool guy by busting out two dance moves: the butt bump and the spin. Yet you’ve accomplished this without really dancing with her.
Plus you have pulled her off the dance floor where you can engage her in conversation and sexually vibe with her.
This should take no more than 45 seconds.
Small caveat: As soon as you've pulled her off the dance floor, start sexually vibing with her. If you don't, she'll boogie away from you and back to the dance floor.
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Just about every day I receive an email from a frustrated guy wanting to know how to meet and attract a woman on the dance floor without having to dance with her.
Here’s why…
The majority of these guys:
1). Are aware that most attractive women at bars and nightclubs spend the lion's share of their night on the dance floor.
2). Know that the dance floor is a terrible place to have a conversation with a woman.
To make matters worse, many of these guys loathe dancing.
A few years back, asking me how to work the dance floor was like a calculus student asking Forrest Gump to help him with his homework.
I used to avoid the dance floor like house cats avoid water.
That’s because I’ve got the rhythm of a baboon on acid.
But recently I’ve discovered ways to meet and attract women on the dance floor without sporting any Rico Suave moves.
One night after quaffing down a few too many drinks (actually enough to send a swerving alcoholic off the road), I had a spark of genius. Alcohol usually kills brain cells but this was an exception.
I came up with a technique for meeting women on the dance floor without having to dance with them.
Stand at the edge of the dance floor.
Spot a woman you fancy.
To the music, start bumping your butt against hers. (Surprisingly, most women will start bumping butts with you.)
Then spin her around and pull her off the dance floor or towards an adjacent bar.
Congratulations.
You’ve proven you’re a cool guy by busting out two dance moves: the butt bump and the spin. Yet you’ve accomplished this without really dancing with her.
Plus you have pulled her off the dance floor where you can engage her in conversation and sexually vibe with her.
This should take no more than 45 seconds.
Small caveat: As soon as you've pulled her off the dance floor, start sexually vibing with her. If you don't, she'll boogie away from you and back to the dance floor.
