busting balls and shit test

[hotdemon]

letz talk about the shit test most hb asks us in high school and how to respond to it..even the small favours they ask us! for example :

HB:Can u borrow me a Pen?
Me:U don't have a pen?What do u come and do in school?i don't have one
HB:then what *do* you come and do in school
ME:watch you guys learn

OR
HB:can u borrow me a pen:
Me:Yea...and i'll help you write down ur number on a piece of paper

Any better answers from your guys?

also i get ask often....Are you a virgin?
Whats the best answer ...i mean C&F style!
love u guys <NO HOMO>

[SenorBubbz]

ROFL

Love the first one. Never had someone ask me the virgin thing though.

[Grape]

I retort back with "are you??"

[nine]

Best reply is modified from Heartbreak Kid the movie:

"No, I'm not. A couple of guys held me down on the baseball diamond and they just..." Try and act all choked up and shaking your head at the end.

Nine

[SenorBubbz]

Nice one nine.

Grape, I actually have had a girl ask me that once and I said what you are saying to say. She replied with "That's none of your business" and she tried to change the subject. I was laughing so hard because that ALWAYS means yes.

[hotdemon]

HB:Are you a virgin?
Me:if i was not so sexy ,i would be.

[optimus]

Tell the truth. Reckognize that the question itself is an IOI. If no, then she'll probly ask you about it; if yes, C&F that you're waiting for "Mrs. Right" or something.