Post by Ari Gold on Oct 11, 2010 22:45:05 GMT -5
I came into the tenth grade with a purpose: get a girl. One I like. A lot.
I came into the tenth grade with an ideal: I am the fucking man. No one can stop me.
I came into the tenth grade with a goal: develop this personality even more so I become irresistibly attractive.
Somehow, my goal is working. I don't get it.
Women:
-JP: The complex situation. We like each other but she's moving so she doesn't want a relationship that's short and emotional. Trust issues and stuff. Working on trying a fling.
-JT: The cheater. Some girl who's taken who literally wants me. Sexted a lot, traded pics, nothing physical yet.
-D: New girl. Literally closed her today. Started on FB, we got married on there, we're flirting heavily. Shit's working great. Considering bringing her to homecoming.
-Plus a myriad of other girls I flirt with/talk to a lot/etc.
Shit I've Been Doing:
-Playing football. JV and varsity, getting Varsity reps, it's a massive DHV at our school.
-Drinking. A nice escape, a good time, and another massive DHV. And an easy way to ease tension and if everyone's drinking, game=easier.
-Broadening my horizons. Taking different classes, talking to different people, making older friends, and being the real me more often.
-Apparently getting cuter and cuter and bigger and bigger.
-Being a fucking Alpha Male in most of my classes.
Tips and Tricks:
-Use. Fucking. Facebook.
-Learn to cold read and read someone very well. It's sooo useful.
-Learn to use PU on your teachers.
-Get braces, whiteners, or something. Smile=key to success.
-Play sports/workout/something. Such a turn on to girls.
-Be intelligent. For the classy girls, it's a turn-on.
-Be sweet, but at the same time sour. You want the girls to leave you with a bittersweet feeling of both happiness and sadness. When you talk to them, make them feel really good, break them down, then make them feel good again. You have to show you control.
-Be fucking fun. Wrestle with girls, offer to play games, run around, be an idiot.
-BE OBNOXIOUS. Girls love outgoing fun guys.
-Man up.
-Man up.
-Man up.
Shit I learned from Naturals and others:
-Lower your standards.
-Women are coy, play the game then close.
-There is "Be a man time." This is a phrase that can help you do shit you otherwise wouldn't.
THE WORLD'S LARGEST DHV:
-Apparently, at the opposing lunch table, which is filled with entirely good looking girls, and a few dudes, they talk about me EVERY SINGLE DAY. Someone brings me up and they discuss me. Whether it's my looks, smile, charm, or package, I'm being discussed.
Could you ask for more of a DHV? I can talk to and close any of those girls now, so easily.
Otherwise, here's a quick fun piece of informational text for ya'll to read.
I came into the tenth grade with an ideal: I am the fucking man. No one can stop me.
I came into the tenth grade with a goal: develop this personality even more so I become irresistibly attractive.
Somehow, my goal is working. I don't get it.
Women:
-JP: The complex situation. We like each other but she's moving so she doesn't want a relationship that's short and emotional. Trust issues and stuff. Working on trying a fling.
-JT: The cheater. Some girl who's taken who literally wants me. Sexted a lot, traded pics, nothing physical yet.
-D: New girl. Literally closed her today. Started on FB, we got married on there, we're flirting heavily. Shit's working great. Considering bringing her to homecoming.
-Plus a myriad of other girls I flirt with/talk to a lot/etc.
Shit I've Been Doing:
-Playing football. JV and varsity, getting Varsity reps, it's a massive DHV at our school.
-Drinking. A nice escape, a good time, and another massive DHV. And an easy way to ease tension and if everyone's drinking, game=easier.
-Broadening my horizons. Taking different classes, talking to different people, making older friends, and being the real me more often.
-Apparently getting cuter and cuter and bigger and bigger.
-Being a fucking Alpha Male in most of my classes.
Tips and Tricks:
-Use. Fucking. Facebook.
-Learn to cold read and read someone very well. It's sooo useful.
-Learn to use PU on your teachers.
-Get braces, whiteners, or something. Smile=key to success.
-Play sports/workout/something. Such a turn on to girls.
-Be intelligent. For the classy girls, it's a turn-on.
-Be sweet, but at the same time sour. You want the girls to leave you with a bittersweet feeling of both happiness and sadness. When you talk to them, make them feel really good, break them down, then make them feel good again. You have to show you control.
-Be fucking fun. Wrestle with girls, offer to play games, run around, be an idiot.
-BE OBNOXIOUS. Girls love outgoing fun guys.
-Man up.
-Man up.
-Man up.
Shit I learned from Naturals and others:
-Lower your standards.
-Women are coy, play the game then close.
-There is "Be a man time." This is a phrase that can help you do shit you otherwise wouldn't.
THE WORLD'S LARGEST DHV:
-Apparently, at the opposing lunch table, which is filled with entirely good looking girls, and a few dudes, they talk about me EVERY SINGLE DAY. Someone brings me up and they discuss me. Whether it's my looks, smile, charm, or package, I'm being discussed.
Could you ask for more of a DHV? I can talk to and close any of those girls now, so easily.
Otherwise, here's a quick fun piece of informational text for ya'll to read.
