Cruise...fear?

[Javelin]

Guuuuyyss, so my parents are taking me on a cruise in August. Fun right? I went on one earlier this year and loved the food and noticed how easy the girls were etc. etc.

But I'm a little scared for some reason, I'm not sure why? I feel like a little bit of an AFC/outsider? because last time I went on a cruise I was slow to get into the group and kinda lost out on my chance to get an HB?


Perhaps someone would be kind enough to shoot some "cruise ship game" advice or just encouraging words really. Feeling anxiety is such a foreign emotion to me now xD

[wespeezy]

You're just scared because you feel out of your element, accept it and get over it. I've never been on a cruise but here's what I think.

Strike up convo's with all the girls you're around you then be like "what are you doing later, I heard such and such place is awesome"

get numbers bing bang boom JIZZ

[Parkwhore]

Cruise game couldn't be much easier. The girls are SO horny.

I went on a Disney Cruise. I met a 24 year old guy at the bar/hot tub and we started hanging out. Completely average looking latino dude, very sociable, happy, and fun. He banged 4 girls (2 times were threesomes) and got invited to an orgy. I watched married women aggressively hit on him. One invited him to her room. He didnt go but late that night he caught her fucking the bartender en a public restroom.

Same goes for the younger girls, except in my experience the dudes were pussies and wouldnt give them the D. I was in a relationship at the time, but a 28 yr old HB6.5 invited me into the bathroom and the high school girls were grinding on me and they STILL hit me up on facebook asking to hangout (one lives kind of close, others take vacations to my city).

Being in a relationship was hard as fuck. But anyways I basically got beligerent with that 24 yr old one night and ended up sneaking into the high school club (14-17 yr olds, im 18), talking up the hot swedish counselor lady then taking all the fun/partying kids from there to the bar where there were very few adults atm and dancing wildly, preaching the bible and book of mormon, and who knows what else that i didnt remember.

I was the life of the party to sum it up and thats really all you have to do. From there out i hung with the same people and basically I thought of fun shit to do and then led as they all followed.

[Sloth]

it's normal to be nervous pal, you're about to be thrown into a new social group. But just relax and remember why you're on the cruise in the first place ya clown! it's going to be quality.

[OHM]

The best part about it is that as soon as you step on board you are a new man. You don't have to deal with any negative pre-concieved notions. You will most likely never see any of those people on that ship ever again so why not go for everything?

This is one situation where you have practically nothing to risk but everything to gain.

BTW, remember to pack condoms!