Post by hank1990 on Nov 8, 2012 18:49:01 GMT -5
I have a friend she was jus like are u single and I said yah and them she said I wanna set you up with a friend so I was like sure then she gave me the friend's number but then tha friend texted me before I sent her a text..I'm uploading the text convo now so you guys can help me on how to move things forward
Her : Hi.
Me : Hi..was talking to your friend and she thinks we gonna fall in love..<3
Her :LOOOL, She's funny isn't she?
Me :She has her times..She said u are a cute little thing but idk If I can trust her.. You're not a serial killer or a physcopath right? actually that be pre hot..
Her :LOL, no don't trust her I'm not a cute "little thing" cause I'm not 5 or a pet. Sorry to disappoint but no not a serial killer yet
Me :Haha do u trust her?..and hmm well wen u do become a serial killer jus remember I sleep wit one eye open so if u try anyting i'll be watchin
Her :It depends on what she's doing, & you do that but if I was a serial killer and I wanted you dead ... You'd be dead already
Me :I take it in this case u trust her opinion of me and lol i don't know if I should be scared or impressed by that
Her:She didn't really give me much just "cutie & black" so... Meh.
Me :"Cute" ah ah..I'm hardcore lol...I didn't even get your full name how I'm I supposed to facebook stalk you
Her :Lol,You wouldn't get my Facebook even if I gave you my full name, so your loss & how do you know I'm not a 80yr old with no teeth ?
Me :Hey don't take a piss at 80yr olds with no teeth some of them r pretty cool..besides if u r one of them..then I'm honoured to know an 80yr old with future prospects of being a serial killer haha
Her :80 or not you should be honoured to know me
Me :Hmm why
Her :'Cause je suis awesome
Me :French ha!....bravo..So wat the three most awesome things about you
Her :Jheez you're like a Facebook info page "what childhood books did you read?" "what music do you like?".
What makes you 'hardcore'?
Me :Too many questions..all of which I answered on ma Facebook page
Part two
Me: Lol touché and ofcoz I'm black....wha u doing up shouldnt u be in bed dreaming of castles and ponies
Her: Haha how do I know you're black ? You could be white... What was you doing up ? Were you wanking whilst watching porn?
Me: When u see me you'll know..and pffftt I wish it was porn..I had no Internet so i had to use my very imaginative brain power....were u up all night rubbing your bean to the pictures of your death victims?
Her: When I see you ? I'll hold you to that.. I was not up all night I like my bed and sleeping & I don't take pictures of my victims if I'm searched how do I deny the evidence?
Me: Seen...whats your name
Her: *******, yours
Me: Call me hank, wuu2
Her: Hank..Im guessing that's not your actual name & Im watching Csi you?
Me:Jus started ma gansta job...man is gotta paper chase yanoe..and CSI ha..do u watch that often
Her: Yup, I love Csi.
Me: Cool.. I dont really like crime dramas I'm more of a comedy person...used to like 2and a half man until they took Charlie sheen off
Her: Looovvvvvveeeeee two and a half men, me and my brother would sing the theme tune when it came on (ssshhhh don't tell no one; I watch csi I can kill without a trace;))
Me: Haha tha thot of u singing 2& a half man theme song is hilarious...and great you can be my partner in crime. We'll rob a bank with water pistols. If you skills are on par you can also be the get-away driver, can you handle that
Her: Can I Handle that ? Please people only started robbing banks after I made it a trend.
Me:Gud gal..What are your skillsets.I prefer a beautiful girl who has an unforgiving lifestyle of fun, spontaneity and missionary sex, while simaletaneously being able to mantain the calm, reserved nature of a platypus in heat
Her: LOOOL, someone broke the dictionary/thesaurus out. And I'm afraid I don't meet your quota, beautiful [tick], lifestyle of fun [tick] calm and reserve psssh I wish and of all the animals to choose from...platypus ? Are you aware they lay eggs ?
Me: Are you aware you've got eggs?...."thesaurus"..hell no, I'm too mainstream for dat...it's google muthafucka...I'm glad you got those ticks but im sure with a lil spanking we will get a tick on the calm and reserve nature as well
Her: Ha, you'd have to catch me first
Me: You won't be able to handle it once I catch you
Her: Hmmm...you'd think that but...no.
Me :No 'buts'...describe yourself with one word
Her: ... Such a difficult one ... So many adjectives ...hmmmmmmmmm
How about ... Black, descriptive enough for you ?
Me: Nuh try again..if its a word I like i'll give u candy..but if it's not then.....
Her: then?
Me: Then I'll tie u down to a table and........
Her: and?
Me: And eat your favourite sandwich while u watch me...what's your schedule like for the next three days
Her: Haha, Stressful and busy
Me: Ahh drop the busy, lower the stress and come do something fun and awesome wit me...I promise I'll be tha provider of tha gud emotions
Her: I can't, I have things planned and things to plan & people to call, places to check out, I've got no time,sorry, timing atm is not great...
Me: Don't sweat it pumpkin..I'll be out wif ma boys still...I've got planes to catch..balloons to pop and spaceships to fly
Help me figure out my flaws on this guys..
Her : Hi.
Me : Hi..was talking to your friend and she thinks we gonna fall in love..<3
Her :LOOOL, She's funny isn't she?
Me :She has her times..She said u are a cute little thing but idk If I can trust her.. You're not a serial killer or a physcopath right? actually that be pre hot..
Her :LOL, no don't trust her I'm not a cute "little thing" cause I'm not 5 or a pet. Sorry to disappoint but no not a serial killer yet
Me :Haha do u trust her?..and hmm well wen u do become a serial killer jus remember I sleep wit one eye open so if u try anyting i'll be watchin
Her :It depends on what she's doing, & you do that but if I was a serial killer and I wanted you dead ... You'd be dead already
Me :I take it in this case u trust her opinion of me and lol i don't know if I should be scared or impressed by that
Her:She didn't really give me much just "cutie & black" so... Meh.
Me :"Cute" ah ah..I'm hardcore lol...I didn't even get your full name how I'm I supposed to facebook stalk you
Her :Lol,You wouldn't get my Facebook even if I gave you my full name, so your loss & how do you know I'm not a 80yr old with no teeth ?
Me :Hey don't take a piss at 80yr olds with no teeth some of them r pretty cool..besides if u r one of them..then I'm honoured to know an 80yr old with future prospects of being a serial killer haha
Her :80 or not you should be honoured to know me
Me :Hmm why
Her :'Cause je suis awesome
Me :French ha!....bravo..So wat the three most awesome things about you
Her :Jheez you're like a Facebook info page "what childhood books did you read?" "what music do you like?".
What makes you 'hardcore'?
Me :Too many questions..all of which I answered on ma Facebook page
Part two
Me: Lol touché and ofcoz I'm black....wha u doing up shouldnt u be in bed dreaming of castles and ponies
Her: Haha how do I know you're black ? You could be white... What was you doing up ? Were you wanking whilst watching porn?
Me: When u see me you'll know..and pffftt I wish it was porn..I had no Internet so i had to use my very imaginative brain power....were u up all night rubbing your bean to the pictures of your death victims?
Her: When I see you ? I'll hold you to that.. I was not up all night I like my bed and sleeping & I don't take pictures of my victims if I'm searched how do I deny the evidence?
Me: Seen...whats your name
Her: *******, yours
Me: Call me hank, wuu2
Her: Hank..Im guessing that's not your actual name & Im watching Csi you?
Me:Jus started ma gansta job...man is gotta paper chase yanoe..and CSI ha..do u watch that often
Her: Yup, I love Csi.
Me: Cool.. I dont really like crime dramas I'm more of a comedy person...used to like 2and a half man until they took Charlie sheen off
Her: Looovvvvvveeeeee two and a half men, me and my brother would sing the theme tune when it came on (ssshhhh don't tell no one; I watch csi I can kill without a trace;))
Me: Haha tha thot of u singing 2& a half man theme song is hilarious...and great you can be my partner in crime. We'll rob a bank with water pistols. If you skills are on par you can also be the get-away driver, can you handle that
Her: Can I Handle that ? Please people only started robbing banks after I made it a trend.
Me:Gud gal..What are your skillsets.I prefer a beautiful girl who has an unforgiving lifestyle of fun, spontaneity and missionary sex, while simaletaneously being able to mantain the calm, reserved nature of a platypus in heat
Her: LOOOL, someone broke the dictionary/thesaurus out. And I'm afraid I don't meet your quota, beautiful [tick], lifestyle of fun [tick] calm and reserve psssh I wish and of all the animals to choose from...platypus ? Are you aware they lay eggs ?
Me: Are you aware you've got eggs?...."thesaurus"..hell no, I'm too mainstream for dat...it's google muthafucka
...I'm glad you got those ticks but im sure with a lil spanking we will get a tick on the calm and reserve nature as well Her: Ha, you'd have to catch me first
Me: You won't be able to handle it once I catch you
Her: Hmmm...you'd think that but...no.
Me :No 'buts'...describe yourself with one word
Her: ... Such a difficult one ... So many adjectives ...hmmmmmmmmm
How about ... Black, descriptive enough for you ?
Me: Nuh try again..if its a word I like i'll give u candy..but if it's not then.....
Her: then?
Me: Then I'll tie u down to a table and........
Her: and?
Me: And eat your favourite sandwich while u watch me
...what's your schedule like for the next three days Her: Haha, Stressful and busy
Me: Ahh drop the busy, lower the stress and come do something fun and awesome wit me...I promise I'll be tha provider of tha gud emotions
Her: I can't, I have things planned and things to plan & people to call, places to check out, I've got no time,sorry, timing atm is not great...
Me: Don't sweat it pumpkin..I'll be out wif ma boys still...I've got planes to catch..balloons to pop and spaceships to fly
Help me figure out my flaws on this guys..
